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2013-03-08 12:12:05 AM
wait... what?
 
2013-03-08 12:14:02 AM

TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?


Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?
 
2013-03-08 12:16:27 AM

jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?


Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.
 
2013-03-08 12:32:54 AM

TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.


This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?
 
2013-03-08 12:57:35 AM
"The amount of time it takes to fold this sheet you'd spend the exact same amount of time digging through your linen closet trying to find the right sheet when they're all wadded up and unfolded in there."

That's not very convincing.
 
2013-03-08 02:28:11 AM
I was told that there would be no math.....
 
2013-03-08 02:47:34 AM

jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?


Not just tried, but succeeded. I learned how many, many years ago.
 
2013-03-08 04:10:24 AM
coont
 
2013-03-08 05:24:01 AM

BarkingUnicorn: TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.

This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?


*raises hand* I went splurging a few years ago and bought three sets of differing colored ballizion-thread-count Egyptian cotton sheets for our King-size. Love 'em. Wife likes the beigey/gold ones, I think she looks better nekkid on the black ones. I'm totally folding the fitted like this now. Thanks, Subby!
 
2013-03-08 07:06:37 AM
"One of the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet."

Yeah, screw raising a family, paying off your student loans, and cancer.  Fitted sheets blow all that away.
 
2013-03-08 07:16:42 AM

BarkingUnicorn: TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.

This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?


Women
 
2013-03-08 07:39:17 AM
WTF was that?
 
2013-03-08 07:39:27 AM
Wow. What did that woman do to deserve such an epithet? Wait, what, the headline has changed???
 
2013-03-08 07:39:52 AM

abhorrent1: BarkingUnicorn: TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.

This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?

Women


Anybody with flannel winter sheets.
 
2013-03-08 07:49:13 AM
I can't believe somebody got a greenlight for this.  I kept waiting for something to happen.  Anything.  Some guy to come from off-screen and karate chop her in the neck or a monkey to come flying out of nowhere and wipe its ass on the sheets and run away.  Or, at the end, for the lady to just look at the camera and say something farked up like, "And that's how you fold a fitted sheet.  Unless you're a dirty Jew."  Even a pie to the face would have been sufficient.  Nothing.
 
2013-03-08 07:52:15 AM

James F. Campbell: exact same amount of time digging through your linen closet trying to find the right sheet when they're all wadded up and unfolded in there


that's not a very convincing pitch... if its the same amount of time ...then why fold them?
 
2013-03-08 08:04:02 AM
Harder than Windows 8
 
2013-03-08 08:06:06 AM
She left out a step. First you have to turn it inside out and shake it to get all of the socks and undies out of it.
 
2013-03-08 08:12:29 AM
But, but.... She didn't Iron them first. What a Hussy.
 
2013-03-08 08:27:55 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: a monkey to come flying out of nowhere and wipe its ass on the sheets and run away.


farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-08 08:32:31 AM
Folding a fitted sheet is one of my superpowers.
 
2013-03-08 08:48:02 AM

Bathia_Mapes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Not just tried, but succeeded. I learned how many, many years ago.


You are like the only person on Fark that could make that statement and have me believe it.

Srsly.
 
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2013-03-08 08:48:22 AM
damn.
 
2013-03-08 08:52:54 AM
Up next:  Little old lady teaches everyone how to make Christmas angels out of cardboard toilet paper tubes. So exciting!
 
2013-03-08 09:06:43 AM
Thumb ring... you know what that means...
 
2013-03-08 09:17:13 AM

Staffist: Folding a fitted sheet is one of my superpowers.


It's one of mine too... sadly, my wife has learned of this.

She does skip a step I do though (which is probably because she's better than me at it). Instead of folding all four corners in at once, I fold it in half, then half again. It makes it seem less origami like and probably easier to see what you're doing.
 
2013-03-08 09:22:18 AM
Her unfolded is my folded :)
 
2013-03-08 09:29:59 AM
Not what I was suspecting, but surprisingly useful. Folding a fitted sheet has been an ongoing annoyance of mine, Thanks, living-on-a-dime lady (and subby).
 
2013-03-08 09:44:24 AM
I've known this trick for a while, and I feel clever every time I fold my fitted sheets.
 
2013-03-08 09:54:54 AM
So... she's kinda hot.
 
2013-03-08 09:55:11 AM
Did you notice the lack of cumstains on her fitted sheets?
 
2013-03-08 09:55:46 AM
I thought it couldn't be done. Mind=blown
 
2013-03-08 09:58:14 AM
so hot!
 
2013-03-08 10:17:15 AM
Nice!
 
2013-03-08 10:18:38 AM
Life is too short to fold fitted sheets.
 
2013-03-08 10:30:43 AM
The instructions weren't very clear.  I followed every step, but now my fitted sheet opens into a pool of lime sherbet and I got the Fourier Transform of my cat, how do I reverse this?

/At least I didn't get my **** caught in a fan, so I guess that's a plus?
 
2013-03-08 10:58:27 AM
I had an epiphany.  I just forgot what it was.
 
2013-03-08 10:58:35 AM
SHE'S A WITCH!
 
2013-03-08 11:01:59 AM

BarkingUnicorn: TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.

This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?


People who have sex.
 
2013-03-08 11:06:08 AM
For the record, the original headline was, for some reason, "biatch".  It's been changed.  Neither one really makes any sense.
 
2013-03-08 11:26:07 AM

BarkingUnicorn: TuteTibiImperes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Can't say I have... I wash my sheets and they go from the bed to the washer to the dryer straight back to the bed.  When I wear them out I buy new ones.

This.  Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?


Raises hand

When you have relations on a regular basis, and you want to sleep afterwards, washing and drying isn't an option. Throw on a clean set, and continue the after glow!
 
2013-03-08 11:33:33 AM
My mom taught me this 20 years ago. Don't moms teach this to their kids anymore???

On the other hand, Youtube taught me how to tie a tie. Dad never could.
 
2013-03-08 11:40:07 AM
I worked in a laundromat doing same-day wash and fold service for people, and that's pretty much how we always did it. Once you get the hang of it, it's actually really fast and easy. My apartment doesn't have a lot of storage space that isn't taken up, and I still fold my sheets that way to save the space.
 
2013-03-08 12:14:42 PM

Old_Chief_Scott: Bathia_Mapes: jonjr215: TuteTibiImperes: wait... what?

Have you EVER tried to fold a fitted sheet?

Not just tried, but succeeded. I learned how many, many years ago.

You are like the only person on Fark that could make that statement and have me believe it.

Srsly.


Thanks. And it actually is a useful thing to learn if you have multiple sets of sheets, but limited space to store them as I did (dresser drawer).
 
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2013-03-08 12:48:15 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: "One of the biggest challenges you're going to face in your life is how to fold a fitted sheet."

Yeah, screw raising a family, paying off your student loans, and cancer.  Fitted sheets blow all that away.


Well, to be fair, I've known many people, both unbelievably incompetent and otherwise, who have raised families, paid rent and even beaten cancer.  I doubt any one of them could tackle those god damn fitted sheets!
 
2013-03-08 12:49:18 PM
no Martha Stewart? i love Martha Stewart. she so pretty!
 
2013-03-08 12:50:45 PM
Folding fitted sheets can be zen like. I have done it dozens of times where I work.
 
2013-03-08 01:18:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: This. Who needs more than one set of sheets per bed?


Those with an old cat with incontinence issues.

/he's passed away now
//he was a bum, but we still loved him
 
2013-03-08 01:33:27 PM
That's awesome. I'm going to go home and impress the hell out of my wife with this.
 
2013-03-08 01:35:39 PM
The comparison she makes on the table is exactly what my linen closet looks like.  The wadded fitted sheets are the ones I washed and 'folded' and the folded fitted sheets are the ones my fiance washed and folded.  It's night and day.
 
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