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(The Pitch)   GWAR-B-Q sauce. Made from the blood of really hot chicks. That is all   (pitch.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-08 10:21:40 AM
Not that strange - they have a GWAR-B-Q every year in Virginia, where GWAR and all the side projects and some other bands play. It's kind of a natural tie-in to the band.
 
2013-03-08 10:45:31 AM
CSB:

In college, we took a Taiwanese exchange student, who spoke only marginal english and had been in country less than 3 days, and fed him acid.  Then we took him to a GWAR show.

All he could say was "Too much!"  We kept him as a friend after that.  Which is what you're supposed to do- you break it, you bought it.
 
2013-03-08 11:06:13 AM
The secret ingredient is crack.
 
2013-03-08 11:07:12 AM
i1247.photobucket.com

Oh look.....GWAR-B-Q sauce.......
 
2013-03-08 11:10:52 AM

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 368x406]

Oh look.....GWAR-B-Q sauce.......


Don't knock it till you tried it. Makes some mean baby back ribs.
 
2013-03-08 11:25:33 AM
In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
I call out your God, till before me he stands
But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
Meat Sandwich!!!
 
2013-03-08 11:40:56 AM
There are really only a few times that I am glad to live in Kansas City.  This is one of  those times. ;
 
2013-03-08 11:46:02 AM
I saw a GWAR concert once. After 2 or 3 songs you really cannot tell one from another. The stage show is something a third grader could have thought up.
 
2013-03-08 11:46:24 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 368x406]

Oh look.....GWAR-B-Q sauce.......

Don't knock it till you tried it. Makes some mean baby back ribs.


Red wings of Cthulhu.
 
2013-03-08 11:55:33 AM
does it come in a penis shaped bottle?

and a free bonus track titled 'masterbaster'?
 
2013-03-08 12:22:39 PM

monoski: I saw a GWAR concert once. After 2 or 3 songs you really cannot tell one from another. The stage show is something a third grader could have thought up.


i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-08 12:22:40 PM

monoski: I saw a GWAR concert once. After 2 or 3 songs you really cannot tell one from another. The stage show is something a third grader could have thought up.


You have no soul.
 
2013-03-08 12:23:26 PM
i26.photobucket.com

/got nothing
 
2013-03-08 12:45:51 PM

monoski: I saw a GWAR concert once. After 2 or 3 songs you really cannot tell one from another. The stage show is something a third grader could have thought up.


Where is your 20 plus year third-grader stage show?
 
2013-03-08 12:49:51 PM
I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.
 
2013-03-08 12:51:31 PM

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 480x202]

/got nothing


No no....This is good enough.....
 
2013-03-08 12:55:35 PM

SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.


From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.
 
2013-03-08 01:00:36 PM

I read fark for the pics: SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.

From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.


Yeah, it's colored water, not movie grade fake blood.
 
2013-03-08 01:43:13 PM

I read fark for the pics: SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.

From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.


Make sure to wear a white tshirt.
 
2013-03-08 01:50:30 PM
www.aeon.net.nz
 
2013-03-08 02:18:14 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I read fark for the pics: SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.

From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.

Yeah, it's colored water, not movie grade fake blood.


I read in an old Thrasher interview it was Gatorade mix.
 
2013-03-08 02:21:52 PM

Primitive Screwhead: I read fark for the pics: SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.

From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.

Yeah, it's colored water, not movie grade fake blood.


I was there in the middle of a long outdoor festival in the sun, and I was unaware of that. Figured I'd play it safe instead of risk having that all over me. Plus I'm too old to be pushing throw hundreds of teenagers.
 
2013-03-08 03:40:27 PM

farkingismybusiness: Primitive Screwhead: I read fark for the pics: SlagginOff: I saw GWAR at Riot Fest in Chicago this past fall. It was thoroughly entertaining but I was happy to be standing far off to the side and not in the front with the freaks getting covered in fake blood the whole show. Didn't really want to be stained in sticky red corn syrup the rest of the day.

From experience of 3 + GWAR shows, it washes out very easily in the shower. Assuming you take showers.

Yeah, it's colored water, not movie grade fake blood.

I read in an old Thrasher interview it was Gatorade mix.


Whatever it is, it looks real enough to make police officers look at you damned funny when you go to Wal-Mart after the show.

/7+ shows.  Lost count.
 
2013-03-08 04:18:45 PM

Primitive Screwhead: In the name of GWAR, in the name of love
In the name of the blood dripping out of the sun
I call out your God, till before me he stands
But don't send me Jesus, he's only a man
Meat Sandwich!!!


I'm in the video for that song... very, very briefly.

Right at the end of the procession of Ragnarockers marching towards the the Gwar-b-que pits (by Weber) and the scene switches.

It wasn't until recently that the GWAR-B-Ques became the huge deal they are now at Hadads lake. For the longest time they were just informal BYOB events. And the meat sandwich video was filmed at one of them.
 
2013-03-08 06:02:49 PM
Seriously? I have to do it?

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-03-08 06:58:21 PM
So... wait...

Gwar is okay but ICP isn't?

Aren't they just different sides of the same coin?
 
2013-03-08 07:16:02 PM

Lollipop165: So... wait...

Gwar is okay but ICP isn't?

Aren't they just different sides of the same coin?


List off the metal bands that credit ICP.
 
2013-03-08 08:30:09 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Lollipop165: So... wait...

Gwar is okay but ICP isn't?

Aren't they just different sides of the same coin?

List off the metal bands that credit ICP.


I want GWAR and ICP to co-headline the next Super Bowl halftime show.
 
2013-03-09 03:54:27 AM
i1190.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 09:24:50 AM

Lollipop165: So... wait...

Gwar is okay but ICP isn't?

Aren't they just different sides of the same coin?


Yes, I fondly remember all of the interviews over the years with the members of GWAR where they've constantly spouted off about the merits of blind-faith Christianity and science denial...
 
2013-03-10 10:14:00 AM

Cerebral Knievel:
I'm in the video for that song... very, very briefly.
Right at the end of the procession of Ragnarockers marching towards the the Gwar-b-que pits (by Weber) and the scene switches.
It wasn't until recently that the GWAR-B-Ques became the huge deal they are now at Hadads lake. For the longest time they were just informal BYOB events. And the meat sandwich video was filmed at one of them.


\m/ Cool Metal Story Bro \m/
 
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