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(BBC)   If you thought that your college roommate was miserable to live with, just be glad that he or she didn't sauté your pet hamster in a frying pan while drunk   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 7
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2013-03-08 03:27:50 AM  
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cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-03-08 07:36:03 AM  
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albatros183: Public Savant: Philbb: Wow. One of my daughters had various rodent pets at one time or another. Her boyfriend often joked about doing cruel things like cooking them, guinea pigs at the time. But everyone knew he was just joking now I wonder.

/me daughter used to let them roam free in her back yard
//a few times she brought back in fewer guinea pigs then she had let out
///it wasn't until after they had all "disappeared" that I found out about it
//I mentioned neighborhood cats and carnivorous birds
/she's not really an idiot, she just doesn't think things through sometimes.

You sound like the kind of inlaw everyone dreads.

Or a breeder that breed the stupid

/Much more likely
//Hope Darwin takes care of your line, seem likely


Wow. That's harsh. So let me point out your grammar error. I think you meant to use the word breeds. It helps to not look stupid when you call others stupid.
2013-03-08 06:17:35 AM  
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Philbb: Public Savant: Philbb: Wow. One of my daughters had various rodent pets at one time or another. Her boyfriend often joked about doing cruel things like cooking them, guinea pigs at the time. But everyone knew he was just joking now I wonder.

/me daughter used to let them roam free in her back yard
//a few times she brought back in fewer guinea pigs then she had let out
///it wasn't until after they had all "disappeared" that I found out about it
//I mentioned neighborhood cats and carnivorous birds
/she's not really an idiot, she just doesn't think things through sometimes.

You sound like the kind of inlaw everyone dreads.

I have no idea what you mean by that. The first time I realized that something was amiss was when we - my kids and I - moved after being in one place for many years. A couple of years after we moved I discovered that my daughter had wrapped several of her rodent pets who had died in tissue paper and kept them, She then decided to bring their mummified remains with her to the new house. It was a couple of years after we had moved that I had discovered that she still had the "mummified" remains of a few of her mice pets up in her closet in the habitat that they had expired in.

I managed to convince her that they would best be honored by a very real burial, complete with a funeral service. A few years later she had graduated and gone on about her "adult" business. The guinea pig  massacre happened a few years after that.


It won't be long before she moves on to people :/
2013-03-08 05:30:00 AM  
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i46.tinypic.com
2013-03-08 05:01:44 AM  
1 votes:
That dude has crazy eyes.  (Is there an app for that yet?)

Mate of mine painted with his own blood.  Thankfully he wasn't good or he'd be dead by now.  ARE YOU DEAD JIM?
2013-03-08 04:30:27 AM  
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images3.wikia.nocookie.net
Blackadder:      What's on the menu?
Baldrick:       Rat. Saute or fricassee.
Blackadder:     Oh, the agony of choice. Saute  involves...?
Baldrick:       Well, you take the freshly shaved rat, and you marinade it  in a puddle for a while.
Blackadder:     Hmm, for how long?
Baldrick:       Until it's drowned. Then you stretch it out under a hotlight bulb, then you get within dashing distance of thelatrine, and then you scoff it right down.
Blackadder:     So that's sauteing, and fricasseeing?
Baldrick:       Exactly the same, just a slightly bigger rat.
2013-03-08 04:09:26 AM  
1 votes:

Public Savant: Philbb: Wow. One of my daughters had various rodent pets at one time or another. Her boyfriend often joked about doing cruel things like cooking them, guinea pigs at the time. But everyone knew he was just joking now I wonder.

/me daughter used to let them roam free in her back yard
//a few times she brought back in fewer guinea pigs then she had let out
///it wasn't until after they had all "disappeared" that I found out about it
//I mentioned neighborhood cats and carnivorous birds
/she's not really an idiot, she just doesn't think things through sometimes.

You sound like the kind of inlaw everyone dreads.


Or a breeder that breed the stupid

/Much more likely
//Hope Darwin takes care of your line, seem likely
 
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