Philbb: /she's not really an idiot, she just doesn't think things through sometimes.
wildcardjack: should be able to fire roast 'em like a squirrel.
dickfreckle: albatros183: Had to deal with my cat "playing" with a mouse at 4 am and also later in the day because he does not understand the difference between living creature and toyWell, cats are among the biggest jerks out there. They'll play with their prey for hours before finally killing it, even when the prey is still alive but suffering. They're basically the Jeffery Dahmers of domesticated pets.I can't think of another animal (though I'm sure they exist) that actually tortures its prey and considers it amusing. A dog will just maul the sh*t out whatever it wants to eat, and either eat it or bring it home as a 'gift.' I don't think large cats toy with prey either. But housecats? Total dicks.
What_Would_Jimi_Do: AgentKGB: That's just farking nasty...CSB: my best friend came back to his dorm a day early and his roommate was beating out a storm to "Parent Trap". :ousually a story like that has some basis to the story teller.
wildcardjack: [lh6.ggpht.com image 640x480]Similar anatomy, should be able to fire roast 'em like a squirrel./The only reason the homeless are hungry is soup kitchens deter urban hunting.
ladyfortuna: Show me a pacifist cat and I'll show you a British children's book about it.
Philbb: Wow. One of my daughters had various rodent pets at one time or another. Her boyfriend often joked about doing cruel things like cooking them, guinea pigs at the time. But everyone knew he was just joking now I wonder./me daughter used to let them roam free in her back yard//a few times she brought back in fewer guinea pigs then she had let out///it wasn't until after they had all "disappeared" that I found out about it//I mentioned neighborhood cats and carnivorous birds/she's not really an idiot, she just doesn't think things through sometimes.
GentlemanJ: Let's put Mr. Hamster in the microwave! Now he's a balloon! You ask me, "Why did you do that, 'cause it's real sick," but I have to because the universe is entropying...can you say "entropy"? I knew you could!/Obscure?
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