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(I Heart Chaos)   Walk ALL THE WAY to the door to see who rang the doorbell? I'm sorry, that's way too much work   ( divider line
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2013-03-08 05:46:55 PM  
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Jaroga: They replace stolen ones for free?  I'm not sure it's a good idea to place expensive smart technology OUTSIDE the locked door and then claim that you will provide a new piece of expensive smart technology OUTSIDE the locked door again.

Even if they have ways to track the devices, I'm not sure that's a good business plan.

Do they pay for damage to the property, as well?

This is a big ball of stupid, I think.

Why can't everyone do what I do when someone rings my doorbell?  Just go cower under the bed until they go away.  It's not that difficult.

Yeah, that didn't make much sense.

As for the cowering, do you know how many people would be saved injury or death over the years if they just didn't open their doors to people they don't know? It took me a while, but I finally got my husband not to do it by showing him some show on Discovery where a man walked over to his door and opened it and was shot in the face.

You yell "Who is it?" and if there's no answer or they are someone you don't know, say "Go away! The freezer is already full!"

Don't even look out the window right by the door - you can be shot there, too.

/no home invasions in this house, thank you very much
//or mormon missionaries
///told you the freezer is FULL
2013-03-08 05:07:22 AM  
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2013-03-08 04:08:44 AM  
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