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(Chicago Trib)   Apparently, Bieber didn't poke in holes in his gas mask, collapses on-stage during London performance   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 67
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2013-03-07 11:46:50 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
If you were my mummy, never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone
I can be a creepy kid, anything you want
If you were my mummy, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go
 
2013-03-08 12:19:34 AM  
And Theaetetus wins post of the year.
 
2013-03-08 12:49:52 AM  
Ironically, at the O2 arena.
 
2013-03-08 12:53:49 AM  
And this has nothing to do with him pulling an Axl Rose the other night. Ok.
 
2013-03-08 01:00:14 AM  
At least his Fisker is in good shape.
 
2013-03-08 01:03:18 AM  

farkingismybusiness: At least his Fisker is in good shape.


Not according to TMZ.
 
2013-03-08 01:10:00 AM  

texdent: farkingismybusiness: At least his Fisker is in good shape.

Not according to TMZ.


Oh no!!! What happened?!?!?
 
2013-03-08 01:28:24 AM  
Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.
 
2013-03-08 01:36:10 AM  

Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.


This is all his PR team making up for him showing up two hours late to this same concert at the same venue two nights ago and getting booed off stage because his fans can't stay up past 9:30. His excuse was he was playing "video games" and was only 30 minutes late which is a lie. His fans are starting to turn on him.

/I'm embarrassed I know this much but it's been hard to avoid this the past few days
//doesn't mean I don't take pleasure in his downfall
 
2013-03-08 01:37:16 AM  

Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.


It means either showing up extremely late to a gig, not showing up at all, or playing 3 songs, throwing a hissy fit, and leaving.
 
2013-03-08 01:38:21 AM  
He collapsed again! Seems this delicate flower is a bit *too* delicate for this life he's attempting to lead. Maybe he should pull a Beatles and quit touring.
 
2013-03-08 01:38:40 AM  
Tangentially related, my coworker had someone tell her today that she was buying a gas mask because of the probable nuclear war we were gonna have with North Korea.

I hate people.

/but I love gatherings
 
2013-03-08 01:39:31 AM  

farkingismybusiness: texdent: farkingismybusiness: At least his Fisker is in good shape.

Not according to TMZ.

Oh no!!! What happened?!?!?


LIl' Twist did a hit and run with the car. My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/07/lil-twist-wrecks-justin-bieber-fisker/
 
2013-03-08 01:40:22 AM  

stoli n coke: Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.

It means either showing up extremely late to a gig, not showing up at all, or playing 3 songs, throwing a hissy fit, and leaving.


I saw Oasis play a four song set once, getting a kick, etc.

It was a radio station sponsored show and they were one of three "headliners"... still impressive in its douchiness.
 
2013-03-08 01:45:31 AM  
He's goin' Whitney.
 
2013-03-08 02:01:33 AM  
All that money and he still can't hire a reliable pre-show belt-loosener?
 
2013-03-08 02:08:06 AM  
Gasmasks don't work as intended without a filtration canister attached. Attention whoredom at its finest.
 
2013-03-08 02:12:36 AM  
Sounds like he's starting to burn out a bit from too much touring. He clearly needs a break to get back to the days when his music was fun, edgy, and more popular. I just hope he's not doing hard drugs or something. That would be a shame and waste of talent.

/he's only 18, but it seems he's been around forever, and he will be
//team Justin FTW
 
2013-03-08 02:13:54 AM  

Mark Ratner: Sounds like he's starting to burn out a bit from too much touring. He clearly needs a break to get back to the days when his music was fun, edgy, and more popular. I just hope he's not doing hard drugs or something. That would be a shame and waste of talent.

/he's only 18, but it seems he's been around forever, and he will be
//team Justin FTW



You had me going right up until the slashies.
 
2013-03-08 02:14:18 AM  
Someone must have plugged the controller into the second port.
 
2013-03-08 02:23:33 AM  

Ed Willy:  My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27


Agreed, i'm 100% hoping it's when he's 20
 
2013-03-08 02:25:23 AM  

Hantavirus: Gasmasks don't work as intended without a filtration canister attached. Attention whoredom at its finest.


we had a bong attached to one and it worked just fine

smoke gets in your eyes
 
2013-03-08 02:29:43 AM  
Chick from Stolen i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-08 02:32:39 AM  
Again?
 
2013-03-08 02:33:10 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Chick from Stolen [i.imgur.com image 616x868]


Wow. I thought that was photoshop, but then I realized Justin has style.
 
2013-03-08 02:53:00 AM  

Smashed Hat: Mark Ratner: Sounds like he's starting to burn out a bit from too much touring. He clearly needs a break to get back to the days when his music was fun, edgy, and more popular. I just hope he's not doing hard drugs or something. That would be a shame and waste of talent.

/he's only 18, but it seems he's been around forever, and he will be
//team Justin FTW


You had me going right up until the slashies.


The second sentence should've given it away! You fail, brah.
 
2013-03-08 03:31:14 AM  

farkingismybusiness: His fans are starting to turn on him.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-08 04:02:29 AM  
Did they have to pump a quart of milky white fluid from his stomach again?
 
2013-03-08 04:26:39 AM  

stoli n coke: Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.

It means either showing up extremely late to a gig, not showing up at all, or playing 3 songs, throwing a hissy fit, and leaving.


How hilarious would it be to see Bieber fans pitch a riot like GnR fans used to every time Axl bailed on a show?

I imagine it would probably look a lot like a munchkin scene from Wizard of Oz...
 
2013-03-08 04:31:15 AM  

Vodka Zombie: stoli n coke: Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.

It means either showing up extremely late to a gig, not showing up at all, or playing 3 songs, throwing a hissy fit, and leaving.

How hilarious would it be to see Bieber fans pitch a riot like GnR fans used to every time Axl bailed on a show?

I imagine it would probably look a lot like a munchkin scene from Wizard of Oz...


Thanks y'all for the input and thanks VZ for a little bit o'funny. Great mental picture.

/No, terrifying, actually.
 
2013-03-08 05:29:59 AM  
Who is the cute little lesbian pictured in the article?
 
Skr
2013-03-08 05:34:03 AM  
Bought a couple army surplus gas masks and they are pretty cool. Seems like not all of them are made equal. One of them will "choke" if I try to inhale/exhale too fast. Air through it is amazingly clean, but I can't see it being useful for any sort of strenuous activity.
 
2013-03-08 07:19:27 AM  
Look kid, I couldn't  identify or name one of your songs if a gun was held to my head.

I ain't got no dog in this fight.

You're young and rich.

So quit.

 Take off ,Move away. Explore the world outside of sound stages and handlers .

Your on the crazy train and it's last stop is Lohan Station.
 
2013-03-08 07:20:46 AM  
You're ( What the fark Chrome )
 
2013-03-08 07:26:25 AM  
Done in one, and leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-08 07:29:19 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: stoli n coke: Luminiferous Aether: Fark'im. Hope the car is cool, and I have no idea what "pulling an Axl Rose" means.

It means either showing up extremely late to a gig, not showing up at all, or playing 3 songs, throwing a hissy fit, and leaving.

I saw Oasis play a four song set once, getting a kick, etc.

It was a radio station sponsored show and they were one of three "headliners"... still impressive in its douchiness.


To be fair, four songs is about all they could do before Liam's (the singer) douchiness became too much and his brother Noel (the songwriter and guitarist) had to beat the shiat out of him or just exit stage left.

/Noel's brilliant
//Liam's a talentless coont
 
2013-03-08 08:08:01 AM  

moel: Ed Willy:  My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27

Agreed, i'm 100% hoping it's when he's 20


You sound like a jealous asshole. Wishing harm on a (successful) kid is still wishing harm on a farking kid.

He's also talented and hardworking. His music isnt for me, but he can actually play it unlike, Ms. Spears, Ms. Knowles, and countless other 'artists'
 
2013-03-08 08:09:29 AM  

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Your on the crazy train and it's last stop is Lohan Station.


misspelling aside, I like this and am going to steal it.
 
2013-03-08 08:24:25 AM  
This is useful information. Am dancing next weekend at a con, and breathing through the respirator portion of my costume is kinda important. *grabs an awl*
 
2013-03-08 08:35:12 AM  
Pull your pants up, damn. You're famous enough to do your own thing. How about maybe pulling your underwear up and over your head?
 
2013-03-08 09:05:52 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
What a musician with a gas mask may look like
 
2013-03-08 09:17:04 AM  
Ed Willy: farkingismybusiness: texdent: farkingismybusiness: At least his Fisker is in good shape.

Not according to TMZ.

Oh no!!! What happened?!?!?

LIl' Twist did a hit and run with the car. My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to in him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/07/lil-twist-wrecks-justin-bieber-fisker/

FTFY
 
2013-03-08 09:20:26 AM  

Madbassist1: moel: Ed Willy:  My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27

Agreed, i'm 100% hoping it's when he's 20

You sound like a jealous asshole. Wishing harm on a (successful) kid is still wishing harm on a farking kid.

He's also talented and hardworking. His music isnt for me, but he can actually play it unlike, Ms. Spears, Ms. Knowles, and countless other 'artists'


Wow...here comes the righteous indignation team/closet beliebers.

Srsly, he's just another manufactured retard, that makes 13 year old girls wet. Singing utter dogshiate like 'oooh baby oooh baby oooh', the kid is deluded farked up and on the crazy train.

However i'm not jealous...I actually feel pity on these acts...whose core audience never really changes, it must be utterly demoralising and vacuous as an adult having to sing to tweenies, which while you must be raking the cash on...basically renders any notion you ever had that you might be an 'artist' completely hollow.

I can only assume it's much like being porn star or prostitute, hardly fulfilling careers unless you're extremely vapid.
 
2013-03-08 09:22:29 AM  

Turfshoe: Ed Willy: farkingismybusiness: texdent: farkingismybusiness: At least his Fisker is in good shape.

Not according to TMZ.

Oh no!!! What happened?!?!?

LIl' Twist did a hit and run with the car. My money is when Justin Bieber inevitable has a drug overdose, you'll find a passed out Lil Twist next to in him. I only hope it isn't when Bieber is 27

http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/07/lil-twist-wrecks-justin-bieber-fisker/

FTFY


I know I'm old, but I try to keep up with current events, no matter how inane they are.  But WTF is a Lil Twist?
 
2013-03-08 09:23:27 AM  

moel: However i'm not jealous...I actually feel pity on these acts


Yes. which is why you are wishing death on the kid. Pity indeed.

While finding his product distasteful, I can see and appreciate the talent it takes to deliver it. It's a shame that all you can do is sit and snark from mommy's basement. You are small, small man.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:36 AM  

Mark Ratner: Sounds like he's starting to burn out a bit from too much touring. He clearly needs a break to get back to the days when his music was fun, edgy, and more popular. I just hope he's not doing hard drugs or something. That would be a shame and waste of talent.


Honestly, the kid has worked harder and more than most of us have in our lives.  While the payoff is extraordinary, I really don't envy the lives of child/teen performers.  In addition to all the travel, performances, and interviews, they're still being educated (on the road, usually with tutors) and are hounded by the press every time they so much as turn their heads.  It's not surprising that the kid is exhausted - he's been doing all of this non-stop for years now.
 
2013-03-08 10:22:17 AM  

Madbassist1: His music isnt for me, but he can actually play it


HAHAHA!!!

Pre-programmed bought & downloaded bullshiat for backing tracks, vocals so auto-tuned he sounds like a Sunday morning cartoon character, and lip-synced performances is hardly what I would consider "playing it."

I will give you that he's a good dancer and performer, perhaps.  But, don't make the mistake of calling him a musician when the best he's ever done on any instrument is a series of comically rudimentary, cretaceous-era, drum phrasing that our cave-dwelling brethren mastered eons ago.

He's the musical equivalent of a plastic bag.
 
2013-03-08 10:49:19 AM  
Vodka Zombie:  He's the musical equivalent of a plastic bag.

a plastic douche bag....
 
2013-03-08 11:02:41 AM  
What they said Madbassist!

Seriously get your tongue out of his canadian rim.

He's the reason the music industry is in the doldrums...truly great artists aren't allowed to commercially succeed, because it's far easier to make a quick buck out of tat like Bieber.
 
2013-03-08 12:12:08 PM  
BTW if he keeps it up with being 2 hours late for shows, his career has a few months left. The technical issue excuse is pure unadulterated BS. All that stuff is handled during soundcheck, and if some lights or something aren't working, get your ass on stage and put on a show without them.
 
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