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(LA Weekly)   Kraft Mac & Cheese can give you cancer thanks to yellow dye, here comes the soccer mom science   (blogs.laweekly.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-08 05:35:24 AM
7 votes:
That article..it's all
s24.postimage.org
2013-03-08 01:42:51 AM
6 votes:
Or, you could, y'know, stop buying it and turn off the Mommyblog for literally 20 minutes and make your own homemade Mac-and-Cheese with whatever kind of noodles and whatever kind of cheese you are ordered to by reading Jenny McCarthy's areolae as braille
2013-03-08 03:08:20 AM
3 votes:

SpdrJay: Kraft Dinner also a known cause of Canadianism.


If I had a million dollars for every time I heard that

/I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
//But I would
2013-03-08 10:06:44 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
close enough
2013-03-08 05:26:18 AM
2 votes:

bikkurikun: Mac and Cheese is probably the most disgusting thing I have eaten when I was in the U.S.  That stuff is nasty.


Did you try putting heinz ketchup all over it?
heinz ketchup is like duct tape for food.
2013-03-08 04:03:57 AM
2 votes:

log_jammin: Fart_Machine: They just don't say how much of that shait you have to eat before it results in any noticeable effect.

That's because they are soccer moms and not scientists. It's what happens when you tell a country for a few decades that scientists don't know what they're talking about and the average layperson can use some "common sense" and know just as much as science does.


Learn this one weird tip for massive weight gain discovered by a mom...
2013-03-08 02:45:54 AM
2 votes:
Kraft Dinner also a known cause of Canadianism.
2013-03-08 02:37:43 AM
2 votes:
charsheblogs.files.wordpress.com  Also causes cancer
2013-03-08 02:27:11 AM
2 votes:
Yellow dye vaccinated my kids and gave them Down's Hyperactive-Autism Disorder with cancer of the anus.
2013-03-08 03:12:28 PM
1 votes:

ladykills82: JackieRabbit: Anyone who would eat that shiat deserves cancer. Real mac and cheese only takes about five more minutes for a quick version.

Well, boiling the pasta itself takes more than 5 minutes...so, you know. No.


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2013-03-08 09:45:27 AM
1 votes:

log_jammin:  It's what happens when you tell a country for a few decades that scientists don't know what they're talking about and the average layperson can use some "common sense" and know just as much as science does.


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2013-03-08 08:49:35 AM
1 votes:
FTA In other countries, such as Norway and Austria, the fake dyes are banned completely. (Canada's fine with it, though.)

That's because in Canada they use the antioxidant properties of expensive fancy Dijon Ketchups to protect them.
2013-03-08 08:28:08 AM
1 votes:
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com

BONUS ERUPTUS
2013-03-08 08:03:55 AM
1 votes:

Bartleby the Scrivener: Anybody remember when moms just raised kids?

Also yellow 5 causes
Yellow fever
Jaundice
Schizophrenia
Hammertoe
Tough nipples
Halitosis
Frugality
Vaginismus
Snaggletooth


Hi everybody!
2013-03-08 07:56:19 AM
1 votes:
Anybody remember when moms just raised kids?

Also yellow 5 causes
Yellow fever
Jaundice
Schizophrenia
Hammertoe
Tough nipples
Halitosis
Frugality
Vaginismus
Snaggletooth
2013-03-08 07:53:46 AM
1 votes:
I'd say get back in the kitchen, but that seems to have started this.
Skr
2013-03-08 05:28:10 AM
1 votes:
I remember back in the day hearing about yellow number five shrinking rat testicles, but with the addendum that a person would have to drink a swimming pool worth of Mountain Dew to get a similar amount of the coloring as compared to the rat. At the time it was laughed off as no one could drink that amount of Dew... but these days a gamer could probably do that easily.
On the bright side, a gamer with shrunken testicles would be less threatened by wooden slatted chairs.
2013-03-08 05:23:35 AM
1 votes:

2 Replies: <b><a href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7631846/82924743#c82924743" target="_blank">Yogimus</a>:</b> <i>my alt's alt's alt: [lh5.ggpht.com image 500x500]
This stuff is pretty tasty and it probably won't kill you as quickly!

How do you home grow pasta?</i>

Seriously?
Do you <em>not </em>know what pasta is made of?



Smegma?
2013-03-08 04:20:59 AM
1 votes:
Artificial food dyes...
- Are man-made in a lab with chemicals derived from petroleum (a crude oil product, which also happens to be used in gasoline, diesel fuel, asphalt, and tar).

no they are not--they are made in a factory.  a lab would be way too small of a place to produce the amount of dye that is produced on a daily basis.
2013-03-08 03:05:57 AM
1 votes:
cancer.  the Catholic approved version of AIDS
2013-03-08 02:50:44 AM
1 votes:

Yogimus: my alt's alt's alt: [lh5.ggpht.com image 500x500]
This stuff is pretty tasty and it probably won't kill you as quickly!

How do you home grow pasta?


Spaghetti trees

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2013-03-08 02:38:29 AM
1 votes:

Foxxinnia: My roommate won't be happy with this. A third of his dinners are Kraft Mac n Cheese.

/other third is Velveeta and Shells
//last third is microwaved TV dinners
///i don't know how he is still alive


He's probably got tapeworms a couple feet long by now.
2013-03-08 02:35:56 AM
1 votes:
Artificial food dyes...

- Are man-made in a lab with chemicals derived from petroleum (a crude oil product, which also happens to be used in gasoline, diesel fuel, asphalt, and tar).



Not all of them. Some are made of crushed bugs.
2013-03-08 02:33:14 AM
1 votes:

my alt's alt's alt: [lh5.ggpht.com image 500x500]
This stuff is pretty tasty and it probably won't kill you as quickly!


How do you home grow pasta?
2013-03-08 02:31:46 AM
1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Or, you could, y'know, stop buying it and turn off the Mommyblog for literally 20 minutes and make your own homemade Mac-and-Cheese with whatever kind of noodles and whatever kind of cheese you are ordered to by reading Jenny McCarthy's areolae as braille


AHAHAH... "wheeze" Ahahha... so you never made mac and cheese from scratch I see?
2013-03-08 02:31:16 AM
1 votes:
Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile.

/yellow number five, yellow number five, five five.
2013-03-08 02:28:50 AM
1 votes:
Hell. I'm angry that I just can't BUY that carcinogenic orange dust by the bushel. Their pasta sucks but that sweet dust is manna from heaven.
2013-03-08 02:28:03 AM
1 votes:
<b>FTA:</b> <i>The moms -- one of whom dubs herself "Food Babe" ...</i>

Fark off
 
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