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(Daily Mail)   Unlike most lottery winners, couple who won $136.5 million watch their money go straight down the toilet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 13
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2013-03-08 05:56:21 AM  
6 votes:

log_jammin: damn....the dude first gets a hot trophy wife like that, and then the powerball. some guys have all the luck.


Meh. Not really into asians.
2013-03-08 02:55:57 AM  
3 votes:
Money go down the hoooooooole
2013-03-08 08:01:34 AM  
1 votes:

cman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

A southerner who adopted a minority? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?


Note to self, seek out female asian millionaire in MO in 12 years
2013-03-08 07:14:51 AM  
1 votes:

cman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

A southerner who adopted a minority? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?



He's growing a wife.

I've often told my GF that I was thinking about adopting a 16 year old Thai girl.
She finds it less funny than I do.
2013-03-08 06:21:28 AM  
1 votes:

TheDumbBlonde: cman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

A southerner who adopted a minority? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Missouri isn't the South.


We wanted to be part of the South, but the Yankees foiled us. They took over the state house, and our leaders couldn't come up with an alternate meeting place where they could vote to secede. So they just said, "Oh, the hell with it. We ain't got nothin agin them New Yorkers anyways. We just want to kill Kansans."
GBB
2013-03-08 06:11:52 AM  
1 votes:
I'm going to buy a sewage treatment plant, fire station, and a baseball field with my lottery winnings!
i.dailymail.co.uk

Really, Dad?
2013-03-08 03:19:50 AM  
1 votes:

0Icky0: Jon iz teh kewl: i would have been afraid to cash my ticket in, in case someone would poison me

Or kidnap your kids.

/But on the other hand, they might kidnap your wife.


I didn't understand "Take my wife, PLEASE!" until I was getting divorced.
2013-03-08 03:02:34 AM  
1 votes:
Waste not want not: The Hills have opted to buy a sewage treatment center, like the one pictured, with their winnings

Yeah, I'm guessing that the sewage plant in that picture costs a tiny bit more than $50,000.
2013-03-08 02:02:36 AM  
1 votes:
damn....the dude first gets a hot trophy wife like that, and then the powerball. some guys have all the luck.
2013-03-08 01:08:01 AM  
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: Amos Quito: TommyymmoT: timujin: TheDumbBlonde: cman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

A southerner who adopted a minority? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Missouri isn't the South.

That depends on what part of Missouri you're in.  St. Louis is definitely the south.

I grew up in the South Bronx, and spent some time in Detroit, and Chicago.
St. Louis actually made me afraid.


Afraid? Of St. Louis?

[www.sabercultural.com image 325x450]

"What a wonderful world"

That's not Saint Louis, that's Satchmo.

Did I hear you say you wanted even more CSB?

I was only 6 years old, but still I have the pictures, and autographs.
We used to live a couple of doors down (1332 College Ave).from Cozy Cole, a legendary jazz drummer.
He was having a cookout with a bunch of his neighbors, us included, and some famous friends as well.
Louis Armstrong was in attendance.

I was playing with the Cole's Cocker Spaniel, when the dog decided that I needed a pierced earing, and that he should be that earing.
I ran around in terror for a few seconds, before the dog let go.



CSB indeed!

Satchmo and the Piercing Cocker

Should be a children's book.
2013-03-08 12:08:31 AM  
1 votes:
CSB time.
I was doing a tour down south (not Missouri) and while we stopped to refuel, the road manager (brutal dictator), and myself, went into the store to buy beer and stuff.
Although there were only 5 people in line ahead of us, it was taking forever.
We were in line for over 20 minutes, because the clerk insisted on having an extended conversation with everybody he met.

"Where ya from?" What part?" "My wife has family there, right outside of..."
Finally with the bus honking, and everybody waiting for us outside, there was only one person ahead of us who just wanted directions.

The clerk replied "sure, I'm from Missourah, the show me state, why don't you grab one of those maps over there, and we'll figure this thing out"

Road manager:" AND I'M FROM NEW YORK, THE BLOW ME STATE!
Can I pay for this shiat, and get the hell out of here already?
It's not supposed to take a half hour to buy a bag of FARKING POTATO CHIPS AT A FARKING CONVENIENCE STORE!
I'm on a schedule, or at least I was".

I was speechless, as was everybody else.
He calmly paid, stuffed a 20 in whatever charity mayonnaise jar it was on the counter, and we left.

Absolutely true CSB.
2013-03-07 10:22:18 PM  
1 votes:

cman: TheDumbBlonde: cman: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

A southerner who adopted a minority? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

Missouri isn't the South.


I think you missed the part about how it was a complete joke


i44.photobucket.com
2013-03-07 08:14:11 PM  
1 votes:
Outstanding! Quality people like that are hard to find.
 
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