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(KMOV St. Louis)   Michael White, 29, forced a 16-year-old female student to perform lap dances in front of male students in his informational technology class   (kmov.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-07 08:35:02 PM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com

cman: How else do you expect a geek to get laid?

Sheesh, have some farking sympathy for that pathetic guy


Its an abuse,  Its ugly.  Checking from the chart above, looks like he'll get the lynch mob.
2013-03-07 10:34:24 PM
4 votes:
No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.
2013-03-07 09:38:41 PM
4 votes:
worldofblackheroes.files.wordpress.com

She probably enjoyed it immensely.
2013-03-07 09:51:15 PM
3 votes:
when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"
2013-03-07 09:50:25 PM
3 votes:
This is what happens when you work too much with Cisco IOS V9 command line. It's ok at first, but pretty soon you start durp.....access-list (inside, outside) host -any.
2013-03-07 09:27:21 PM
3 votes:
There's females in IT classes now?
2013-03-07 09:25:39 PM
3 votes:
Come on. Where are all the FARK Men's Rights champions to defend this poor victim of a woman's manipulation of him?

Don't be shy. Step up, folks!
2013-03-07 11:02:19 PM
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.
2013-03-07 10:13:17 PM
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?


School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.
2013-03-07 10:02:03 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 09:57:59 PM
2 votes:
I don't understand why women don't go into technology.
m00
2013-03-07 09:54:43 PM
2 votes:

Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.


I think I know how you passed math class... ;)
2013-03-07 09:51:27 PM
2 votes:

Gwyrddu: I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.


Oh, so that's what a classroom looks like. That helps explain my GPA.
2013-03-07 09:49:17 PM
2 votes:
Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.
2013-03-07 09:45:50 PM
2 votes:

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


Yes, This.
Or leave school with him.

I am also concerned with the impression this has left on the other students.
IT isn't really like that.
2013-03-07 09:40:58 PM
2 votes:
I'll do whatever you say, Black Dynamite!
2013-03-07 09:30:36 PM
2 votes:
Damn Women. Always shaking their hips and wiggling their boobies in my face to the sounds of a sweet drum and bass. JUST LET ME ENJOY THE BEAT, FOUL TEMPTRESS!
2013-03-07 08:20:33 PM
2 votes:
How else do you expect a geek to get laid?

Sheesh, have some farking sympathy for that pathetic guy
2013-03-08 06:06:55 AM
1 votes:
There's No Champagne In The Classroom!
2013-03-08 05:26:14 AM
1 votes:
Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.
2013-03-08 12:51:14 AM
1 votes:
New York Man Cited For Jaywalking


A New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."

Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters.


/Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?
2013-03-08 12:44:28 AM
1 votes:
Pictures of victim? Please. Please. Fap? Fapfap?
2013-03-08 12:41:00 AM
1 votes:
I have many memories of driving to Pittsburgh. Being told we were going there. And jumping out of a moving car to head in the other direction.
2013-03-08 12:01:18 AM
1 votes:
Well duh, everyone knows that wimmin folk can't learn complicated technology what with their primitive intellect without capacity to understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

So he was teaching them an alternate career
2013-03-07 11:24:21 PM
1 votes:

JohnnyRebel88: Lucidz: m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

If she was "banging someone half her age", would that not imply that she was screwing an 8yr old boy?
She is guilty of something, even if it's just being retarded.  You can't force a lap dance unless threats are involved.


/facepalm...

My ability to read the english language is the real victim here.
2013-03-07 11:15:45 PM
1 votes:

w00ty: No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.


www.spirit-of-metal.com
2013-03-07 11:13:28 PM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Pittsburgh police say assaults also resulted out of school after White convinced the girl to leave school during school hours."

/ school
2013-03-07 11:09:55 PM
1 votes:

Shostie: Informational indeed...


Its always informational for me as a spectator...

/I like to watch!
2013-03-07 11:07:54 PM
1 votes:

cygnusx13: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.


And betesticled.
2013-03-07 10:29:34 PM
1 votes:
s8.postimage.org
????
2013-03-07 10:15:16 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-07 10:03:11 PM
1 votes:

m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

I think I know how you passed math class... ;)


Ok someone who was 1.8125x her age!!!  Don't you dare mess up on grammar or I will reign unholy wrath down upon you!
2013-03-07 10:00:49 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


cdn.gunaxin.com
2013-03-07 09:48:23 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.
2013-03-07 09:47:56 PM
1 votes:
Anybody else get the vibe that she was down like a clown; until she wasn't down?
2013-03-07 09:38:59 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like career training for any class titled "informational technology"
2013-03-07 09:15:57 PM
1 votes:
What a White thing to do.
 
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