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(KMOV St. Louis)   Michael White, 29, forced a 16-year-old female student to perform lap dances in front of male students in his informational technology class   (kmov.com) divider line 26
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2013-03-08 12:51:14 AM
3 votes:
New York Man Cited For Jaywalking


A New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."

Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters.


/Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?
2013-03-07 09:54:15 PM
3 votes:
My wife works in child protective services and last week she told me about this 13 year-old who accused her father of sexual assault, hence the investigation, only to have her whole story fall apart. Then she accused the mother, a teacher, the school nurse, the cop that was investigating the initial claim, and my wife who had never been alone with her.

The only person not accused was her 21 year old boyfriend, who had apparently got her pregnant. In reality, her parents did horrible things to her like forbid her from seeing the boyfriend, forbid her from drinking, threw away her marijuana, threw away her meth, then went to the boyfriend's apartment to get back the things her daughter had stolen of theirs for him to go and sell in order to buy more meth.

So she accused everyone and their dog of abuse. This kid came from a wealthy family and they were unable to control her. The kid figured she could get freedom by getting put in a shelter then running away from the shelter.

Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.
m00
2013-03-07 09:44:35 PM
3 votes:
Meh, she was 16. I'm not outraged. I think you are old enough not to fark people you don't want to at 16. Also, how did she know how to do a lapdance?
2013-03-07 09:51:03 PM
2 votes:

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


regardless, he should know better
2013-03-07 09:45:43 PM
2 votes:

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


I'm a little puzzled by that also. I expected the article to say something like "threatened with lower grades." With the bit about Michael driving her to his home it sounds more like they were in a relationship that went south. Similar stories have come up here on fark.
2013-03-07 09:38:49 PM
2 votes:
How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?

I keep hearing that students these days are even more disrespectful, less likely to listen, more scornful of authority, etc. than in the past.  Shouldn't it follow that it would be more difficult to force today's students to do things they don't want to?
2013-03-07 08:20:33 PM
2 votes:
How else do you expect a geek to get laid?

Sheesh, have some farking sympathy for that pathetic guy
2013-03-08 07:26:30 AM
1 votes:

enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"


I always think this when I see stories like this. I mean it feels like we have these stories multiple times a week, why do people still think they're going to get away with it?

Also it doesn't matter if the sex was consensual, he's in a position of power so he'll lose his job and can never teach again. Don't like it, don't become a teacher.
2013-03-08 05:26:14 AM
1 votes:
Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.
2013-03-08 12:16:30 AM
1 votes:

Gwyrddu: I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.


Good to see I wasn't the only one hoping for photos.
2013-03-08 12:13:45 AM
1 votes:

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


I... I've never ignored anyone before. I'm so excited!
/congrats on posting the stupidest thing I've heard this week. Your bizarre little defense of "but everyone else was doing it!" beat out someone believing the Great Depression happened during the Medieval ages.
2013-03-07 11:15:54 PM
1 votes:
The teacher is obviously a douchetard who deserves to get his orifices violated, but the story makes no sense.  I doubt she was "forced" to do a lap dance, and had alcohol and maryjay smoke forced down her gullet, etc.
2013-03-07 10:08:19 PM
1 votes:
Maybe she was the only female in the class, liked all the attention she was getting, and it may have been her idea to tease the guys.  You know, just to get a rise out of them.

Then again, maybe Mr. White found her hot and was trying to manipulate her 'cause he wanted some of that.

/sounds like he took it a little too far with her, and now he's gonna have to pay for that lapse of judgement
2013-03-07 10:02:03 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 09:53:06 PM
1 votes:

alcoda: Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.

regardless, he should know better


I'm with you.  He's through professionally, and will lucky if he gets the charges down to statutory rape...  It was a dumb move on his part to even partake of the forbidden fruit, but I don't by the "the girl is the victim" BS.
2013-03-07 09:51:26 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.




You just actually said that? So your actual predisposition, base nature shall we say is to abuse a minor while in a position of power depending on the actions of said minor?
2013-03-07 09:50:25 PM
1 votes:
This is what happens when you work too much with Cisco IOS V9 command line. It's ok at first, but pretty soon you start durp.....access-list (inside, outside) host -any.
2013-03-07 09:49:17 PM
1 votes:
Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.
2013-03-07 09:47:56 PM
1 votes:
Anybody else get the vibe that she was down like a clown; until she wasn't down?
2013-03-07 09:45:50 PM
1 votes:

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


Yes, This.
Or leave school with him.

I am also concerned with the impression this has left on the other students.
IT isn't really like that.
2013-03-07 09:41:41 PM
1 votes:
She was living in a shelter.
Talk about being a victim.
The dude singled her out (maybe)
and called her (maybe)
And fell in love (Call him crazy)
and they broke up (maybe)
*violins*
2013-03-07 09:40:58 PM
1 votes:
I'll do whatever you say, Black Dynamite!
2013-03-07 09:38:59 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like career training for any class titled "informational technology"
2013-03-07 09:38:41 PM
1 votes:
worldofblackheroes.files.wordpress.com

She probably enjoyed it immensely.
2013-03-07 09:27:21 PM
1 votes:
There's females in IT classes now?
2013-03-07 09:25:39 PM
1 votes:
Come on. Where are all the FARK Men's Rights champions to defend this poor victim of a woman's manipulation of him?

Don't be shy. Step up, folks!
 
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