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(KMOV St. Louis)   Michael White, 29, forced a 16-year-old female student to perform lap dances in front of male students in his informational technology class   (kmov.com) divider line 111
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2013-03-07 08:20:33 PM  
How else do you expect a geek to get laid?

Sheesh, have some farking sympathy for that pathetic guy
 
2013-03-07 08:35:02 PM  
i.imgur.com

cman: How else do you expect a geek to get laid?

Sheesh, have some farking sympathy for that pathetic guy


Its an abuse,  Its ugly.  Checking from the chart above, looks like he'll get the lynch mob.
 
2013-03-07 08:55:30 PM  
Informational indeed...
 
2013-03-07 09:15:57 PM  
What a White thing to do.
 
2013-03-07 09:23:21 PM  
TAIWWOP
 
2013-03-07 09:25:39 PM  
Come on. Where are all the FARK Men's Rights champions to defend this poor victim of a woman's manipulation of him?

Don't be shy. Step up, folks!
 
2013-03-07 09:27:21 PM  
There's females in IT classes now?
 
2013-03-07 09:30:36 PM  
Damn Women. Always shaking their hips and wiggling their boobies in my face to the sounds of a sweet drum and bass. JUST LET ME ENJOY THE BEAT, FOUL TEMPTRESS!
 
2013-03-07 09:38:41 PM  
worldofblackheroes.files.wordpress.com

She probably enjoyed it immensely.
 
2013-03-07 09:38:49 PM  
How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?

I keep hearing that students these days are even more disrespectful, less likely to listen, more scornful of authority, etc. than in the past.  Shouldn't it follow that it would be more difficult to force today's students to do things they don't want to?
 
2013-03-07 09:38:55 PM  
I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.
 
2013-03-07 09:38:59 PM  
Sounds like career training for any class titled "informational technology"
 
2013-03-07 09:40:58 PM  
I'll do whatever you say, Black Dynamite!
 
2013-03-07 09:41:32 PM  
Yes...sick.
 
2013-03-07 09:41:41 PM  
She was living in a shelter.
Talk about being a victim.
The dude singled her out (maybe)
and called her (maybe)
And fell in love (Call him crazy)
and they broke up (maybe)
*violins*
 
m00
2013-03-07 09:44:35 PM  
Meh, she was 16. I'm not outraged. I think you are old enough not to fark people you don't want to at 16. Also, how did she know how to do a lapdance?
 
2013-03-07 09:45:43 PM  

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


I'm a little puzzled by that also. I expected the article to say something like "threatened with lower grades." With the bit about Michael driving her to his home it sounds more like they were in a relationship that went south. Similar stories have come up here on fark.
 
2013-03-07 09:45:50 PM  

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


Yes, This.
Or leave school with him.

I am also concerned with the impression this has left on the other students.
IT isn't really like that.
 
2013-03-07 09:47:16 PM  
I wish I had taken this IT course in my college days. All I got was some fat chick named after a crappy beer and who just wanted a slim and young fark buddy to get through her classes and dealing with her 5 year old son and I was of course all over that

/I was 20 and horny, sue me, hormones > low standards
//name was Genessy
///still haven't found that beer label
////baby stretch marks prevented me from going to 3rd base with her
 
2013-03-07 09:47:56 PM  
Anybody else get the vibe that she was down like a clown; until she wasn't down?
 
2013-03-07 09:48:23 PM  
I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.
 
2013-03-07 09:49:17 PM  
Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.
 
2013-03-07 09:50:25 PM  
This is what happens when you work too much with Cisco IOS V9 command line. It's ok at first, but pretty soon you start durp.....access-list (inside, outside) host -any.
 
2013-03-07 09:51:03 PM  

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


regardless, he should know better
 
2013-03-07 09:51:15 PM  
when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"
 
2013-03-07 09:51:26 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.




You just actually said that? So your actual predisposition, base nature shall we say is to abuse a minor while in a position of power depending on the actions of said minor?
 
2013-03-07 09:51:27 PM  

Gwyrddu: I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.


Oh, so that's what a classroom looks like. That helps explain my GPA.
 
2013-03-07 09:51:40 PM  

Gergesa: pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?

I'm a little puzzled by that also. I expected the article to say something like "threatened with lower grades." With the bit about Michael driving her to his home it sounds more like they were in a relationship that went south. Similar stories have come up here on fark.


Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

Hell, the article even refers to her as a victim...
 
2013-03-07 09:53:06 PM  

alcoda: Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.

regardless, he should know better


I'm with you.  He's through professionally, and will lucky if he gets the charges down to statutory rape...  It was a dumb move on his part to even partake of the forbidden fruit, but I don't by the "the girl is the victim" BS.
 
2013-03-07 09:54:15 PM  
My wife works in child protective services and last week she told me about this 13 year-old who accused her father of sexual assault, hence the investigation, only to have her whole story fall apart. Then she accused the mother, a teacher, the school nurse, the cop that was investigating the initial claim, and my wife who had never been alone with her.

The only person not accused was her 21 year old boyfriend, who had apparently got her pregnant. In reality, her parents did horrible things to her like forbid her from seeing the boyfriend, forbid her from drinking, threw away her marijuana, threw away her meth, then went to the boyfriend's apartment to get back the things her daughter had stolen of theirs for him to go and sell in order to buy more meth.

So she accused everyone and their dog of abuse. This kid came from a wealthy family and they were unable to control her. The kid figured she could get freedom by getting put in a shelter then running away from the shelter.

Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.
 
m00
2013-03-07 09:54:43 PM  

Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.


I think I know how you passed math class... ;)
 
2013-03-07 09:54:49 PM  

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?

I keep hearing that students these days are even more disrespectful, less likely to listen, more scornful of authority, etc. than in the past. Shouldn't it follow that it would be more difficult to force today's students to do things they don't want to?


This.  Is she a mute?  Why wouldn't she tell the teacher to fark off and go down to the office and report him?  Don't give me any shiat about positions of power,  She has all the power in this relationship and she could have said no.
 
2013-03-07 09:56:51 PM  

Lucidz: I don't buy the "the girl is the victim" BS.


So, the Labrador was the real victim?
 
2013-03-07 09:57:46 PM  

sleeps in trees: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

You just actually said that? So your actual predisposition, base nature shall we say is to abuse a minor while in a position of power depending on the actions of said minor?


Yes, as long as I'm the minor and the teacher is a hot dude.  I like hot dudes.
 
2013-03-07 09:57:59 PM  
I don't understand why women don't go into technology.
 
2013-03-07 09:58:43 PM  

MrHappyRotter: sleeps in trees: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

You just actually said that? So your actual predisposition, base nature shall we say is to abuse a minor while in a position of power depending on the actions of said minor?

Yes, as long as I'm the minor and the teacher is a hot dude.  I like hot dudes.


How you doing?
 
2013-03-07 09:59:59 PM  

m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

I think I know how you passed math class... ;)


Hee hee!

/glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
 
2013-03-07 10:00:49 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2013-03-07 10:02:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 10:03:05 PM  

MrHappyRotter: sleeps in trees: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

You just actually said that? So your actual predisposition, base nature shall we say is to abuse a minor while in a position of power depending on the actions of said minor?

Yes, as long as I'm the minor and the teacher is a hot dude.  I like hot dudes.




Well when you are legal, and can legally make decisions, I have friends. Until then, I feed you cookies and listen to your problems about boys with baggy pants because you can't check out their ass.

/done it
 
2013-03-07 10:03:11 PM  

m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

I think I know how you passed math class... ;)


Ok someone who was 1.8125x her age!!!  Don't you dare mess up on grammar or I will reign unholy wrath down upon you!
 
2013-03-07 10:03:54 PM  

Delay: Lucidz: I don't buy the "the girl is the victim" BS.

So, the Labrador was the real victim?


I didn't hear the biatch say no!
 
2013-03-07 10:05:53 PM  
White has been removed from the school until charges are resolved.And he heals enough to walk on both legs -
 
2013-03-07 10:05:58 PM  

1ceTr0n: //name was Genessy
///still haven't found that beer label


ugh, genny is worse than the rest of that story
 
2013-03-07 10:07:13 PM  
So was the dance any good?
 
2013-03-07 10:07:32 PM  
Sounds like he didn't pay her.
 
2013-03-07 10:08:19 PM  
Maybe she was the only female in the class, liked all the attention she was getting, and it may have been her idea to tease the guys.  You know, just to get a rise out of them.

Then again, maybe Mr. White found her hot and was trying to manipulate her 'cause he wanted some of that.

/sounds like he took it a little too far with her, and now he's gonna have to pay for that lapse of judgement
 
2013-03-07 10:13:17 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?


School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.
 
2013-03-07 10:13:41 PM  

r1niceboy: In reality, her parents did horrible things to her like forbid her from seeing the boyfriend, forbid her from drinking, threw away her marijuana, threw away her meth, then went to the boyfriend's apartment to get back the things her daughter had stolen of theirs for him to go and sell in order to buy more meth.


Those monsters!!!  They are worse than a rape/murder by Hitler!!!
 
2013-03-07 10:15:16 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-07 10:17:36 PM  
Man, Erkel got kinky
 
2013-03-07 10:23:23 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?


The keyboarding instructor at my school just used pictures of our cheerleaders as his screensaver.

/He was never caught for anything but the screensaver thing alone made him very creepy to us.
 
2013-03-07 10:29:34 PM  
s8.postimage.org
????
 
2013-03-07 10:34:24 PM  
No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.
 
2013-03-07 10:45:26 PM  
Lucky bastard. Except for the getting caught part.
 
2013-03-07 10:55:41 PM  

1ceTr0n: //name was Genessy
///still haven't found that beer label


It was around where I went to school in upstate NY. Cheap, cheap shiat. And if that was indeed the spelling of her name, the parents misspelled it- it's "Genesee".
 
2013-03-07 11:02:19 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.
 
2013-03-07 11:03:56 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s8.postimage.org image 500x268]
????


Get money, fark biatches.
 
2013-03-07 11:07:54 PM  

cygnusx13: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.


And betesticled.
 
2013-03-07 11:09:55 PM  

Shostie: Informational indeed...


Its always informational for me as a spectator...

/I like to watch!
 
2013-03-07 11:10:51 PM  

m00: Also, how did she know how to do a lapdance?


You been on YouTube lately?  Filthy!  Just damn filthy on there....
 
2013-03-07 11:13:28 PM  
FTFA: "Pittsburgh police say assaults also resulted out of school after White convinced the girl to leave school during school hours."

/ school
 
2013-03-07 11:14:44 PM  

Lucidz: m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.


If she was "banging someone half her age", would that not imply that she was screwing an 8yr old boy?
She is guilty of something, even if it's just being retarded.  You can't force a lap dance unless threats are involved.
 
2013-03-07 11:15:45 PM  

w00ty: No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.


www.spirit-of-metal.com
 
2013-03-07 11:15:54 PM  
The teacher is obviously a douchetard who deserves to get his orifices violated, but the story makes no sense.  I doubt she was "forced" to do a lap dance, and had alcohol and maryjay smoke forced down her gullet, etc.
 
2013-03-07 11:24:21 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Lucidz: m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

If she was "banging someone half her age", would that not imply that she was screwing an 8yr old boy?
She is guilty of something, even if it's just being retarded.  You can't force a lap dance unless threats are involved.


/facepalm...

My ability to read the english language is the real victim here.
 
2013-03-07 11:29:10 PM  
How did they ever find out?
 
2013-03-07 11:38:01 PM  
This is the second girl who's accused White of hanky panky.  He didn't get as far with the first one, she says.

IDK... kissing and lap dances in front of other students seems preposterous.  Almost like #2 is trying to top #1.
 
2013-03-07 11:43:03 PM  
The article linked to from this article mentions this is the second allegation against this teacher. So it's not looking good for him.
 
2013-03-07 11:48:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: Come on. Where are all the FARK Men's Rights champions to defend this poor victim of a woman's manipulation of him?

Don't be shy. Step up, folks!


Why? I just believe in good for the goose (send the men to jail) good for the gander (send the women to jail) personally.
 
2013-03-07 11:51:50 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


You're ugly.
 
2013-03-07 11:59:12 PM  
Forced?
 
2013-03-08 12:00:02 AM  

Tickle Mittens: I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?

School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.


This is soooo good +11
 
2013-03-08 12:00:29 AM  
It's still not a thing anyone with half a farking brain should do but.....forced?
 
2013-03-08 12:01:18 AM  
Well duh, everyone knows that wimmin folk can't learn complicated technology what with their primitive intellect without capacity to understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

So he was teaching them an alternate career
 
2013-03-08 12:01:59 AM  

Tickle Mittens: I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?

School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.


I retract my joke, this one is full of win
 
2013-03-08 12:13:45 AM  

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


I... I've never ignored anyone before. I'm so excited!
/congrats on posting the stupidest thing I've heard this week. Your bizarre little defense of "but everyone else was doing it!" beat out someone believing the Great Depression happened during the Medieval ages.
 
2013-03-08 12:16:30 AM  

Gwyrddu: I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.


Good to see I wasn't the only one hoping for photos.
 
2013-03-08 12:20:15 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

 
2013-03-08 12:26:04 AM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Since it ate my original image...
 
2013-03-08 12:30:17 AM  

w00ty: No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.


www.toplessrobot.com

I haven't seen season three, but I don't think he ever got accused of molesting a schoolgirl...
 
2013-03-08 12:32:36 AM  

enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"


Yeah.  I can at least understand when they keep it hidden but how in the world would one think one could get away with something so public???

r1niceboy: Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.


There were no doubt witnesses to the lap dances.
 
2013-03-08 12:41:00 AM  
I have many memories of driving to Pittsburgh. Being told we were going there. And jumping out of a moving car to head in the other direction.
 
2013-03-08 12:44:28 AM  
Pictures of victim? Please. Please. Fap? Fapfap?
 
2013-03-08 12:48:28 AM  

Loren: r1niceboy: Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.

There were no doubt witnesses to the lap dances.


Maybe. No mention that there was truthful corroboration, but the teacher would have been suspended as soon as the allegation was made and the local paper would have heard the police bringing in a suspect on their scanner. The thing is, we never read about the teachers who return to work after the allegation are found to have been false. Most are.
 
2013-03-08 12:51:14 AM  
New York Man Cited For Jaywalking


A New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."

Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters.


/Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?
 
2013-03-08 12:55:36 AM  
Fark you people so much. Girls and boys develop sexually at a different rate. Deal with it.p
 
2013-03-08 01:18:27 AM  

missmez: Fark you people so much. Girls and boys develop sexually at a different rate. Deal with it.p


Yeah, guys pretty much stop from 12-56.
 
2013-03-08 01:19:55 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


I was a remedial math kid. He was middle aged, bald and fat. He offered to pass me if I came back during lunch break. I never went back to class. I dropped out because I was afraid of him.

My English classes got me to college.
 
2013-03-08 01:50:02 AM  
You know, for all those who say, "Well, this never happened when *I* was in school....", yes, it did.  You jst weren't paying attention.

The first day of high school, 10th grade, at Sarasota Sr. High School, my study hall proctor put on a nice performance.  This was 1964.
He was a social studies teacher and the junior varsity football coach. The first day of school, he was stalking up and down the aisles of our study hall, berating every boy in study hall who failed to go out for football.
"You little pansies would rather sit here and hold hands with your girl friend than be a MAN and go out for the team!"
Close to the whole period, he went on like that. Most of us were sitting there wondering, "WTF?"
The real sweetness came three weeks later when he suddenly left. As it turned out, he was banging one of the cheerleaders. He was given the choice of resigning with no mention being made of his conduct or being fired.
I wish I could remember his name, but I can't. Except for one uncaptioned photo in that year's (1965) yearbook, he is totally missing.
 
2013-03-08 01:52:53 AM  
wimmin folk can't learn complicated technology what with their primitive intellect without capacity to understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Army of darkness I think...
 
2013-03-08 01:55:30 AM  
This poor girl sure gets forced to do a bunch of fun stuff.
 
2013-03-08 02:10:28 AM  
Michael what are you doing, Michael are you sure thats a good idea
 
2013-03-08 03:56:59 AM  

r1niceboy: The kid figured she could get freedom by getting put in a shelter then running away from the shelter.


So what you're saying is a human being wanted freedom so badly that she was willing to hurt the people most responsible for her oppression to obtain it. I can't imagine how that happened.

Whether or not you think 16-year-olds should be free it's hard to fault them for believing they should be free and acting like any other human would when feeling the same way.
 
2013-03-08 04:13:54 AM  

r1niceboy: Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted.


Which more or less has to be the case so long as we don't treat children like real people. It's legal to force minors to physically move wherever you want them, control who they live with, prevent them from working, force them to work, force them to attend school, take away all their money, completely dictate their social interactions and communications, punish them without cause, prevent them from voting, hit them (just use the magic word "discipline"), etc., etc. etc. Children are not on an equal legal or social footing with adults, particularly not parents -- or teachers, who have many of the "rights" that parents do in terms of controlling children -- so we must dutifully investigate all their reports and should error on the side of the child when conclusions are indeterminate.

Alternatively we could give young people the same rights that all other human beings have, and then we could treat their reports with the same level of skepticism and burden of proof we do for other reports. But until and unless that happens it's a moral imperative to compensate for the legal and social disabilities we inflict on children.

The 1500+ children that died last year from maltreatment by their caretakers weren't making false reports to achieve some selfish goal -- they were being oppressed and ignored by society and died because we didn't do enough to protect them. I don't have precise statistics for the number of parents and teachers killed by false reports to CPS, but I'm guessing it's pretty close to 0. Losing your career to a false report is certainly an unjust outcome we should work to avoid, but losing your life because we couldn't be bothered to investigate is clearly worse, and we need to put that balance in-check.
 
2013-03-08 04:38:13 AM  
Since she probably had a facebook account, she needs to get used to blackmail.

/Nothing to see he citizen
 
2013-03-08 05:26:14 AM  
Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.
 
2013-03-08 06:06:55 AM  
There's No Champagne In The Classroom!
 
2013-03-08 06:17:21 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.


David Hasselhoff saw what you did there.
 
2013-03-08 06:33:14 AM  
No charges for the possession/use/giving to the minor the marihuana?
 
2013-03-08 07:24:59 AM  
Micheal thinks he is one sexy beast.
 
2013-03-08 07:26:30 AM  

enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"


I always think this when I see stories like this. I mean it feels like we have these stories multiple times a week, why do people still think they're going to get away with it?

Also it doesn't matter if the sex was consensual, he's in a position of power so he'll lose his job and can never teach again. Don't like it, don't become a teacher.
 
2013-03-08 08:25:50 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: This is what happens when you work too much with Cisco IOS V9 command line. It's ok at first, but pretty soon you start durp.....access-list (inside, outside) host -any.


Cisco IOS® Software 9.x releases were introduced in December 1992 and have all reached end of sale (EOS) and end of life (EOL).

/yes you were referring to ASA software but that is not IOS, technically,, actually.
 
2013-03-08 08:39:28 AM  

The Snow Dog: New York Man Cited For Jaywalking

A New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."

Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters.


/Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?


THIS!!!
The Headline in your example should read:
Man nearly causes death an destruction rivaled only by the 9-11 attacks!
 
2013-03-08 10:19:03 AM  

pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?


Sounds like something made up by a teenager, to be blunt.
 
2013-03-08 10:39:21 AM  

you are a puppet: I'll do whatever you say, Black Dynamite!


Euphoria, shut the fark up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, biatch. Would you like that?
 
2013-03-08 10:57:47 AM  

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


Yeah, everyone knows once a girl's hymen is broken it's just not POSSIBLE to hurt her anymore! Manipulate her, rape her, whatever, she's freakin' Wolverine, man!

/Really, you do realize you just justified statutory rape by calling the girl a whore, right?
 
2013-03-08 11:33:30 AM  
Pussification of America continues...
 
2013-03-08 11:45:09 AM  

bagumpity: There's No Champagne In The Classroom!


+1

You win 1 free in-school lap dance from the girl of your choice.
 
2013-03-08 02:38:17 PM  

enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"


Indeed, that is a SUPER idea. I don't understand why more young men in the teaching profession don't do this very thing. Perhaps they don't know where to procure the marijuana.
 
2013-03-08 08:57:08 PM  
I can't help but notice that this took place in PA, where the age of consent is 16.  So, nope, not statutory anything.  That makes this is more like a college prof having a relationship with his 18 year old student: creepy, wrong, a fireable offense, but... technically, not jailbait.

Sounds like somebody dumped somebody, and she was bitter about it.  I'd also be willing to bet that she watched Pretty Little Liars, in which one of the 16 year old main characters has a relationship with her hot teacher, and thought it'd be cool or hot or OMGHTFM or whatever it is the kids are saying these days to emulate what she saw on TV.

Forget a picture of the girl; a picture of the guy would clear up a lot more.
 
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