Pointy Tail of Satan: This is what happens when you work too much with Cisco IOS V9 command line. It's ok at first, but pretty soon you start durp.....access-list (inside, outside) host -any.
The Snow Dog: New York Man Cited For JaywalkingA New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters./Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?
pedrop357: How does a teacher force a student to perform a lap dance?
you are a puppet: I'll do whatever you say, Black Dynamite!
Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.
bagumpity: There's No Champagne In The Classroom!
enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it. how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail? was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences? "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her! this is a win-win situation! there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"
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