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(KMOV St. Louis)   Michael White, 29, forced a 16-year-old female student to perform lap dances in front of male students in his informational technology class   (kmov.com) divider line 111
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2013-03-07 10:17:36 PM  
Man, Erkel got kinky
 
2013-03-07 10:23:23 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?


The keyboarding instructor at my school just used pictures of our cheerleaders as his screensaver.

/He was never caught for anything but the screensaver thing alone made him very creepy to us.
 
2013-03-07 10:29:34 PM  
s8.postimage.org
????
 
2013-03-07 10:34:24 PM  
No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.
 
2013-03-07 10:45:26 PM  
Lucky bastard. Except for the getting caught part.
 
2013-03-07 10:55:41 PM  

1ceTr0n: //name was Genessy
///still haven't found that beer label


It was around where I went to school in upstate NY. Cheap, cheap shiat. And if that was indeed the spelling of her name, the parents misspelled it- it's "Genesee".
 
2013-03-07 11:02:19 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.
 
2013-03-07 11:03:56 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s8.postimage.org image 500x268]
????


Get money, fark biatches.
 
2013-03-07 11:07:54 PM  

cygnusx13: MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

I'm probably too late for this, but You sound fat.


And betesticled.
 
2013-03-07 11:09:55 PM  

Shostie: Informational indeed...


Its always informational for me as a spectator...

/I like to watch!
 
2013-03-07 11:10:51 PM  

m00: Also, how did she know how to do a lapdance?


You been on YouTube lately?  Filthy!  Just damn filthy on there....
 
2013-03-07 11:13:28 PM  
FTFA: "Pittsburgh police say assaults also resulted out of school after White convinced the girl to leave school during school hours."

/ school
 
2013-03-07 11:14:44 PM  

Lucidz: m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.


If she was "banging someone half her age", would that not imply that she was screwing an 8yr old boy?
She is guilty of something, even if it's just being retarded.  You can't force a lap dance unless threats are involved.
 
2013-03-07 11:15:45 PM  

w00ty: No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.


www.spirit-of-metal.com
 
2013-03-07 11:15:54 PM  
The teacher is obviously a douchetard who deserves to get his orifices violated, but the story makes no sense.  I doubt she was "forced" to do a lap dance, and had alcohol and maryjay smoke forced down her gullet, etc.
 
2013-03-07 11:24:21 PM  

JohnnyRebel88: Lucidz: m00: Lucidz: Or the parents found out... She's drinking, doing drugs, and banging someone half her age.

If she was "banging someone half her age", would that not imply that she was screwing an 8yr old boy?
She is guilty of something, even if it's just being retarded.  You can't force a lap dance unless threats are involved.


/facepalm...

My ability to read the english language is the real victim here.
 
2013-03-07 11:29:10 PM  
How did they ever find out?
 
2013-03-07 11:38:01 PM  
This is the second girl who's accused White of hanky panky.  He didn't get as far with the first one, she says.

IDK... kissing and lap dances in front of other students seems preposterous.  Almost like #2 is trying to top #1.
 
2013-03-07 11:43:03 PM  
The article linked to from this article mentions this is the second allegation against this teacher. So it's not looking good for him.
 
2013-03-07 11:48:27 PM  

hardinparamedic: Come on. Where are all the FARK Men's Rights champions to defend this poor victim of a woman's manipulation of him?

Don't be shy. Step up, folks!


Why? I just believe in good for the goose (send the men to jail) good for the gander (send the women to jail) personally.
 
2013-03-07 11:51:50 PM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


You're ugly.
 
2013-03-07 11:59:12 PM  
Forced?
 
2013-03-08 12:00:02 AM  

Tickle Mittens: I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?

School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.


This is soooo good +11
 
2013-03-08 12:00:29 AM  
It's still not a thing anyone with half a farking brain should do but.....forced?
 
2013-03-08 12:01:18 AM  
Well duh, everyone knows that wimmin folk can't learn complicated technology what with their primitive intellect without capacity to understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

So he was teaching them an alternate career
 
2013-03-08 12:01:59 AM  

Tickle Mittens: I_Am_Weasel: There's females in IT classes now?

School districts are combining classes to save money, she was in gym.


I retract my joke, this one is full of win
 
2013-03-08 12:13:45 AM  

Lucidz: Good point m00... Also, in addition the the lap dances, she hopped in the car with him, went back to his place, got blazed up, got drunk and then had consensual sex.

The word assault gets used liberally in situations like these so that no one focuses on the fact that the 16 year old girl was a raging whore bag who's probably been passed around like a joint at a concert.


I... I've never ignored anyone before. I'm so excited!
/congrats on posting the stupidest thing I've heard this week. Your bizarre little defense of "but everyone else was doing it!" beat out someone believing the Great Depression happened during the Medieval ages.
 
2013-03-08 12:16:30 AM  

Gwyrddu: I'm glad they provided that helpful picture of what a classroom may look like.


Good to see I wasn't the only one hoping for photos.
 
2013-03-08 12:20:15 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.

 
2013-03-08 12:26:04 AM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Since it ate my original image...
 
2013-03-08 12:30:17 AM  

w00ty: No, I'm not black like Barry White, I'm white like Frank Black is.


www.toplessrobot.com

I haven't seen season three, but I don't think he ever got accused of molesting a schoolgirl...
 
2013-03-08 12:32:36 AM  

enderthexenocide: when i hear about things like this, i always wonder exactly how they thought they were going to get away with it.  how did this teacher not realize that this was going to ruin his career and probably send him to jail?  was he so horny and attracted to that girl that he was blinded to all consequences?  "i know, i'll ask this 16-year-old to do lap dances in class, and then i'll take her home during school hours to give her some pot and have sex with her!  this is a win-win situation!  there is literally no way this can backfire on me!"


Yeah.  I can at least understand when they keep it hidden but how in the world would one think one could get away with something so public???

r1niceboy: Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.


There were no doubt witnesses to the lap dances.
 
2013-03-08 12:41:00 AM  
I have many memories of driving to Pittsburgh. Being told we were going there. And jumping out of a moving car to head in the other direction.
 
2013-03-08 12:44:28 AM  
Pictures of victim? Please. Please. Fap? Fapfap?
 
2013-03-08 12:48:28 AM  

Loren: r1niceboy: Hearing similar tales from my wife has led me to always doubt these stories when I see them. Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted. It's quite possible he did abuse her, but equally possible that he gave her a C and she wanted payback.

There were no doubt witnesses to the lap dances.


Maybe. No mention that there was truthful corroboration, but the teacher would have been suspended as soon as the allegation was made and the local paper would have heard the police bringing in a suspect on their scanner. The thing is, we never read about the teachers who return to work after the allegation are found to have been false. Most are.
 
2013-03-08 12:51:14 AM  
New York Man Cited For Jaywalking


A New York man was cited for jaywalking yesterday. Dyp Shytte, 28, was observed jaywalking through rush-hour traffic shortly before five p.m. yesterday. Officer Ray Gingfist observed Mr. Shytte pushing a shopping cart full of severed human heads through dense traffic in what Officer Gingfist called, "a patently unsafe manner."

Jaywalking is defined as "the illegal or reckless pedestrian crossing of a roadway" and is a crime because it not only puts the pedestrian at risk, but can ultimately lead to a chain-reaction of unfortunate events such as: buses swerving into crowds of Japanese tourists, bike messengers braking too hard and flying over their handle-bars and flying face first into open manholes, and cab drivers spilling coffee onto their instrument clusters and / or fare meters.


/Shouldn't headlines focus on the most important event out of the entire sequence of events? I think the lap-dancing is secondary to the marijuana and booze filled sextathlon at the guy's house. Maybe?
 
2013-03-08 12:55:36 AM  
Fark you people so much. Girls and boys develop sexually at a different rate. Deal with it.p
 
2013-03-08 01:18:27 AM  

missmez: Fark you people so much. Girls and boys develop sexually at a different rate. Deal with it.p


Yeah, guys pretty much stop from 12-56.
 
2013-03-08 01:19:55 AM  

MrHappyRotter: I went to school for a good number of years and I was never sexually harassed by a male teacher or professor.  Makes me wonder what these chicks do to bring this upon themselves.  Also makes me jealous and wonder why I'm never so lucky as to catch the eye of a male teacher like this.


I was a remedial math kid. He was middle aged, bald and fat. He offered to pass me if I came back during lunch break. I never went back to class. I dropped out because I was afraid of him.

My English classes got me to college.
 
2013-03-08 01:50:02 AM  
You know, for all those who say, "Well, this never happened when *I* was in school....", yes, it did.  You jst weren't paying attention.

The first day of high school, 10th grade, at Sarasota Sr. High School, my study hall proctor put on a nice performance.  This was 1964.
He was a social studies teacher and the junior varsity football coach. The first day of school, he was stalking up and down the aisles of our study hall, berating every boy in study hall who failed to go out for football.
"You little pansies would rather sit here and hold hands with your girl friend than be a MAN and go out for the team!"
Close to the whole period, he went on like that. Most of us were sitting there wondering, "WTF?"
The real sweetness came three weeks later when he suddenly left. As it turned out, he was banging one of the cheerleaders. He was given the choice of resigning with no mention being made of his conduct or being fired.
I wish I could remember his name, but I can't. Except for one uncaptioned photo in that year's (1965) yearbook, he is totally missing.
 
2013-03-08 01:52:53 AM  
wimmin folk can't learn complicated technology what with their primitive intellect without capacity to understand alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

Army of darkness I think...
 
2013-03-08 01:55:30 AM  
This poor girl sure gets forced to do a bunch of fun stuff.
 
2013-03-08 02:10:28 AM  
Michael what are you doing, Michael are you sure thats a good idea
 
2013-03-08 03:56:59 AM  

r1niceboy: The kid figured she could get freedom by getting put in a shelter then running away from the shelter.


So what you're saying is a human being wanted freedom so badly that she was willing to hurt the people most responsible for her oppression to obtain it. I can't imagine how that happened.

Whether or not you think 16-year-olds should be free it's hard to fault them for believing they should be free and acting like any other human would when feeling the same way.
 
2013-03-08 04:13:54 AM  

r1niceboy: Kids these days think they can call foul and get everything sorted.


Which more or less has to be the case so long as we don't treat children like real people. It's legal to force minors to physically move wherever you want them, control who they live with, prevent them from working, force them to work, force them to attend school, take away all their money, completely dictate their social interactions and communications, punish them without cause, prevent them from voting, hit them (just use the magic word "discipline"), etc., etc. etc. Children are not on an equal legal or social footing with adults, particularly not parents -- or teachers, who have many of the "rights" that parents do in terms of controlling children -- so we must dutifully investigate all their reports and should error on the side of the child when conclusions are indeterminate.

Alternatively we could give young people the same rights that all other human beings have, and then we could treat their reports with the same level of skepticism and burden of proof we do for other reports. But until and unless that happens it's a moral imperative to compensate for the legal and social disabilities we inflict on children.

The 1500+ children that died last year from maltreatment by their caretakers weren't making false reports to achieve some selfish goal -- they were being oppressed and ignored by society and died because we didn't do enough to protect them. I don't have precise statistics for the number of parents and teachers killed by false reports to CPS, but I'm guessing it's pretty close to 0. Losing your career to a false report is certainly an unjust outcome we should work to avoid, but losing your life because we couldn't be bothered to investigate is clearly worse, and we need to put that balance in-check.
 
2013-03-08 04:38:13 AM  
Since she probably had a facebook account, she needs to get used to blackmail.

/Nothing to see he citizen
 
2013-03-08 05:26:14 AM  
Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.
 
2013-03-08 06:06:55 AM  
There's No Champagne In The Classroom!
 
2013-03-08 06:17:21 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Michael White, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the sexless, the socially awkward, in a world of teenage girls who operate above the lap.


David Hasselhoff saw what you did there.
 
2013-03-08 06:33:14 AM  
No charges for the possession/use/giving to the minor the marihuana?
 
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