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(Orlando Sentinel)   When dealing with an officer who pulled you over on DUI charges, the best way to interact with him is: A) Ask to speak to a lawyer B) Cooperative with his orders C) Threaten to have somebody from Colombia come and kill him   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 19
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2013-03-07 08:27:49 PM  
She's waiting for you to pick up the phoe

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2013-03-07 08:28:30 PM  
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What a douche.
 
2013-03-07 08:29:26 PM  
Challenge accepted.
 
2013-03-07 08:37:57 PM  
A man who obviously not seen the hillarious "Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police! " video.
 
2013-03-07 08:38:28 PM  
*scans headline*

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2013-03-07 08:39:22 PM  
Yamil Arcadio Colon-Sanchez

Once he's in jail, someone's gonna tear up his Colon, then give him a Dirty Sanchez, amirite?

/tip your waitress, I'll be here all week
 
2013-03-07 08:41:08 PM  
Shoot the dash cam, then the cop.
 
2013-03-07 08:42:18 PM  
Congratulations. You turned a DUI, which is a pretty realtively minor offense for most people, into a Felony - Terroristic Threats against Law Enforcement Officers.

You win the dumbass of the day award.
 
2013-03-07 08:42:48 PM  
Did not read TFA.  That's stupid.  Everyone knows you are supposed to threaten people with association to Mexican cartels.
 
2013-03-07 08:46:24 PM  
Think it, but don't say it.

Kids nowadaze.
 
2013-03-07 08:47:28 PM  
He can afford to fly in a hitman from Columbia, but he can't scrape together $1,600 for bail? Are Colombian hitmen the discount assassins?
 
2013-03-07 09:04:54 PM  
FTFA:   ..."reportedly told Officer William Becton..."

The really stupid part of this is they put the officer's name in the article.   Unless that's a fake name, which would be brilliant, but it's probably the stupid.  If somehow this guy does have a connection, that could be dangerous.
 
2013-03-07 09:27:31 PM  
I get my hitmen from British Columbia.

They smell better and are quite polite.
 
2013-03-07 10:24:34 PM  
Gotta give the guy a small amount of credit,  atleast he knows to get out of town shooters so they get back out of town.  He just forgot the first rule that always befuddles the bad guy and that is, telling the intended target your plan.
 
2013-03-07 11:39:19 PM  
Threatening a Cop.  Threatening a Florida cop......So I am guessing he has been in America for less than a week.  My question is, why is he not in the hospital shortly after saying that?
 
2013-03-07 11:52:08 PM  
It always amuses me, the assholes that get arrested, then hate on the cops. Like it's the COPS fault that this jackass was DUI, and putting everyones life at risk. I can see the convo now.

Sir, you're under arrest for DUI.

fark you pig!! You're an asshole!! Holding people down and repressing their rights!! I'll have you killed like a gravy sucking pig!!

Um...you do know that you just can't run around doing whatever you like, there are laws, you know? And when you rail at the police like that, blaming them because you're an asshole who gets drunk and puts everyone's life at risk, that makes you look like a asshole and a farking idiot. Try blaming yourself for being a jackass. I just caught you, you're the one who committed the crime.

fark you pig...POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!


/Always gets a chuckle out of me. farking scumbag drunk drivers blaming the cops because they caught them. Misdirected blame and anger are ugly ugly things. So is denial.
 
2013-03-08 12:30:36 AM  
Cooperatively tell him your Colombian lawyer is on the way to kill him.
 
2013-03-08 01:41:56 AM  
B) Cooperative with his orders

Got precisely this far. Stopped reading.
 
2013-03-08 09:59:05 AM  

Rhypskallion: FTFA:   ..."reportedly told Officer William Becton..."

The really stupid part of this is they put the officer's name in the article.   Unless that's a fake name, which would be brilliant, but it's probably the stupid.  If somehow this guy does have a connection, that could be dangerous.



The only person in this story who could give a green-light is Dirty Sanchez, who already knows the officers name, even though he's probably a total joke.

Colombian hitmen aren't perusing Internet news articles looking for American policeman who make good murder targets.
 
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