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(SFGate)   Subaru recalling almost 50,000 "zombie cars". BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKES   (sfgate.com) divider line 6
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2013-03-07 08:09:49 PM
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waffle299: This isn't a bug, it's a feature. Just last week, I was going out to get some groceries and dropped the key fob. My Forester started up, backed out of the driveway and took off. My wife and I were debating whether we should call the police or Subaru technical support when the car pulled back into the garage with a full bag of groceries. The only real problem is the car had apparently rejected my list of chocolate, beer and condoms and instead delivered two bags of healthy organic vegetables from Whole Foods.


Similar thing happened to me but with a Prius. It took off and was gone for several days. It finally came back with a gay artist from Portland behind the wheel and a university liberal arts associate professor from the Seattle area riding shotgun.

Now I've got TWO holes to dig in the backyard...
2013-03-07 06:33:56 PM
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This is how you know that George Romero is scraping the bottom of the barrel.
2013-03-07 11:04:34 PM
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sethstorm: They're not cars, they're just turbochargers with a very expensive golfcart engine & body attached to them.


My golf cart engine has 400hp and 300lb of torque with a stage 2 tune, handles like a dream, and embarasses all but the most powerful V8s.  You can keep your shiatty Honda Civic.
2013-03-07 07:51:29 PM
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This isn't a bug, it's a feature. Just last week, I was going out to get some groceries and dropped the key fob. My Forester started up, backed out of the driveway and took off. My wife and I were debating whether we should call the police or Subaru technical support when the car pulled back into the garage with a full bag of groceries. The only real problem is the car had apparently rejected my list of chocolate, beer and condoms and instead delivered two bags of healthy organic vegetables from Whole Foods.
2013-03-07 06:42:55 PM
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When there is no more room in the garage... the cars will start themselves.
2013-03-07 06:15:58 PM
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