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(The Onion)   President Obama issues pardon to get Joe Biden out of jail a third time   (theonion.com) divider line 33
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10445 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2013 at 6:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-07 03:42:23 PM
"uncle joe farked up bad."
 
2013-03-07 03:46:30 PM
i47.tinypic.com

the best part.
 
2013-03-07 04:06:01 PM
Camp David chop shop. :-D
 
2013-03-07 05:00:45 PM
Some people say "oh, the Onion isn't as funny as it used to be."

Those people are wrong.
 
2013-03-07 05:05:46 PM
When did Fark start linking to The Onion?  Doesn't everyone on Fark already know about The Onion??
 
2013-03-07 05:23:03 PM

blatz514: When did Fark start linking to The Onion?  Doesn't everyone on Fark already know about The Onion??


Yeah, and we know about Daily Mail, and we know about American Thinker and we know about the New York Times, but we link to all those as well. What's your point?
 
2013-03-07 05:34:38 PM

jaylectricity: blatz514: When did Fark start linking to The Onion?  Doesn't everyone on Fark already know about The Onion??

Yeah, and we know about Daily Mail, and we know about American Thinker and we know about the New York Times, but we link to all those as well. What's your point?


Meh.  I like the links to actual stories and what-not.  Not stuff that's already intentionally funny.  Well, to be fair, when going to the Daily Fail, I except some god awful writing, which is in it's own right funny.
 
2013-03-07 05:41:03 PM
Onion Biden is so much cooler than real Biden.
 
2013-03-07 05:49:24 PM
Is there a quadrant of the galaxy where The Onion is considered funny?
 
2013-03-07 06:15:59 PM

EvilEgg: Onion Biden is so much cooler than real Biden.


Not so much "more cool" as "different cool."

Mugato: Is there a quadrant of the galaxy where The Onion is considered funny?


If the onion straight-up doesn't work for you, may I recommend literallyunbelievable?
 
2013-03-07 06:17:07 PM

unlikely: If the onion straight-up doesn't work for you, may I recommend literallyunbelievable?


Ach, wrong link... it's .org not .com

Literallyunbelievable
 
2013-03-07 06:17:49 PM
Was Crazy Uncle Joe buying or selling drugs?  Or, was he drunk off his ass, and acting belligerent to the law enforcement officers.

/oh wait, he was probably just off his meds for a while
 
2013-03-07 06:18:32 PM
Been a long time since I went to the onion. Twenty seconds into the video I remembered why.
 
2013-03-07 06:20:05 PM
In before this becomes a "Give Joe the Bird" thread
 
2013-03-07 06:21:08 PM

Mugato: Is there a quadrant of the galaxy where The Onion is considered funny?


Like, an entire quadrant? Because that's a lot of ground to cover.
 
2013-03-07 06:23:00 PM
who wants to make a bet about how long it takes this to show up as a 'legit' story in either China or Iran?
 
2013-03-07 06:23:48 PM
"Short-rib" - now that's funny right there, i don't care who you are...
 
2013-03-07 06:28:09 PM

machoprogrammer: In before this becomes a "Give Joe the Bird" thread


lolz
 
2013-03-07 06:45:41 PM

Mugato: Is there a quadrant of the galaxy where The Onion is considered funny?


It's proximal to your mom's ass.
 
2013-03-07 06:53:28 PM
Aren't Joe Biden articles basically just recycled Jim Anchower stories?
 
2013-03-07 06:54:44 PM

Ishkur: Aren't Joe Biden articles basically just recycled Jim Anchower stories?


Yes, but let the Joe Biden nuthuggers have their fun
 
2013-03-07 06:57:50 PM
How long before Brietbart and FOX start ranting about Obama's abuse of his pardoning powers?
 
2013-03-07 07:01:27 PM

machoprogrammer: In before this becomes a "Give Joe the Bird" thread


lol sorry
 
2013-03-07 07:02:23 PM

EvilEgg: Onion Biden is so much cooler than real Biden.

 
2013-03-07 08:01:59 PM

FlashHarry: [i47.tinypic.com image 589x242]

the best part.


Do you go to parties and blurt out punchlines while someone else is telling the joke?
 
2013-03-07 08:22:20 PM
Why can't they onion.com be president.  Age limits or some shiat?
 
2013-03-07 09:42:55 PM
I've always wondered if Obama's nickname for Biden is "D---mit Joe"
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-07 10:47:52 PM

unlikely: unlikely: If the onion straight-up doesn't work for you, may I recommend literallyunbelievable?

Ach, wrong link... it's .org not .com

Literallyunbelievable


And... while I'm pretty upset today after a doc threw a script at me instead of trying to find some real help, that might provide me with hours of amusement with a URL redirect service and my AIM list. I'm going to be one hell of a troll for the next few hours.

Got a favored color? Otherwise you're bright green for giving me a giggle and a way to pass the time on a really shiatty day.
 
2013-03-07 11:33:42 PM

JonnyBlack: unlikely: unlikely: If the onion straight-up doesn't work for you, may I recommend literallyunbelievable?

Ach, wrong link... it's .org not .com

Literallyunbelievable

And... while I'm pretty upset today after a doc threw a script at me instead of trying to find some real help, that might provide me with hours of amusement with a URL redirect service and my AIM list. I'm going to be one hell of a troll for the next few hours.

Got a favored color? Otherwise you're bright green for giving me a giggle and a way to pass the time on a really shiatty day.


Sorry your day's shiatty. I usually kill those with webcomics, unless I can go fencing.

I like blue. :-)
 
2013-03-08 12:07:33 AM

machoprogrammer: Ishkur: Aren't Joe Biden articles basically just recycled Jim Anchower stories?

Yes, but let the Joe Biden nuthuggers have their fun


Awwwwwww, does it hurt your little feelings to think a Democratic Vice-President is popular?
 
2013-03-08 12:53:39 AM
I was trying to figure out why I was only getting 2 lines of article, and opened it in IE only to see a video. C'mon, can't you guys be bothered to put [video] in the headlines anymore?
 
2013-03-08 01:22:49 AM
What'd he do? Shoot his shotgun through the door?
 
2013-03-08 06:30:02 AM
Awwwwwww, does it hurt your little feelings to think a Democratic Vice-President is popular?

biden in the reason
that the president lives
(I'm hearing this as a misfits song)
 
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