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2013-03-07 05:15:45 PM  
7 votes:
Slutshaming is totally okay, until it happens to him. Then it's bad.

What a farking douchebag.
2013-03-07 05:52:26 PM  
4 votes:
What I like is how he explains that it's more embarrassing for men than for women. Because there are so many titties and coozes on the internet, it's like they're all the same!

Man logic. If it happens to women, it's no big deal. If it happens to a guy, it's really embarrassing and there oughta be a law.

LOL
2013-03-07 05:32:42 PM  
4 votes:
He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.
2013-03-07 06:59:46 PM  
3 votes:
On the other hand, whenever I want to get revenge on people, I send them naked pictures of me.
2013-03-07 06:15:02 PM  
3 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Man logic.


Yes, women never use sex-dependent overly generalized arguments.
2013-03-07 05:45:28 PM  
3 votes:
But it seems to me like your sense of regret is coming solely from the fact that there were consequences from this. You're stressed by how this has negatively impacted you.
Well...yeah that might be true. I didn't really think much about it until she posted pictures of me.

This is gold.  This was the exactly correct question, and it got the exactly correct answer to reveal that this guy is a sociopathic narcissist.  And as far as his ex is concerned... 'Bad things happen to good people, but mostly to stupid people who make bad decisions.'
2013-03-07 05:50:59 PM  
2 votes:
I hope that one day this won't be an issue because our species finally realizes that sex is a natural and enjoyable activity that we shouldn't be ashamed about (as long as it's with two consenting adults of legal age, that is).

But that will never happen.
2013-03-07 05:49:45 PM  
2 votes:
wow, i read the whole interview, and that guy is a grade a DOUCHE.
2013-03-08 09:48:15 AM  
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam,


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So, you're gay, then?

NTTAWWT.  Just clearing things up.
2013-03-07 07:22:27 PM  
1 votes:
Would you say that your embarrassment stems from the fact that there are naked pictures of you on the internet, or from the fact that they're there because you did something shiatty?

It's embarrassing because there's nude pictures. Ahhhh, I hate to even think about it. It's not as bad as it could be; it didn't get crazy around here where I live, like her photos did.

Do you think this would've been worse for you if the same thing had happened to you? If people you were close with saw the photos rather than strangers?
If it happened like it did to her, it would be much worse. If it went all over the Valley, yeah, that would be horrible.


But he still thinks what happened to him is waaaay worse. And he thinks the reason he cant get laid now is because of the pics of him.

So how have the pictures of you on the internet affected your life?
Well, it's cost me friends and girlfriends. I've been told by more than one romantic interest that they wouldn't go out with me because of the pictures.

It is nice I guess when those completely unsuited to intimate relationships manage to isolate themselves from the pool.
2013-03-07 07:15:16 PM  
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.


So you're saying you prefer penis?
2013-03-07 06:40:49 PM  
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.
// Glad video cameras have gotten smaller and easier to hide.


Points I've used to convince my wife to let me video our naked wrestling:

1. There's nothing wrong with what we're doing. We're two consenting adults in a committed relationship having sex. Isn't that what most couples do? If someone got their hands on the video, what could they do to us? The absolute worst case scenario: If they really wanted to, they could send it to our clients or our family. Yes, it'd be a little embarrassing, but what would be the reaction of the viewer? More than likely, the person watching would be jealous because we're both good at it and we look good too (well, she does, at least). How could someone ever hold it against us that we're having sex? That's ridiculous.

2. As we get older, we aren't going to become any better looking, so why not record the video now so that we can preserve images of us doing something we really enjoy doing while we're still attractive? People use their camcorders whenever they're doing something fun and memorable. Isn't our sex fun and memorable? Wouldn't it be cool when we're both in our 80s and we watch videos of us when we were in our 20s and 30s and our bodies were wrinkle free, we had good muscle tone and we still had all our hair?

3. Out of respect for her, I promised to not show anyone, and the only copies I have were burned on DVDs with thumb drive backups, and I keep the DVDs locked in our in-ground safe and the thumb drives are in our safe deposit box. I haven't broken those promises and I never will. And even if some thief were to break into our safe, there's really not much he could do to us. He'd probably be expecting cash, jewelry or gold, but at least he'll have some awesome amateur porn to watch!

One thing I discovered about shooting our own porn is that I was surprised that the first couple of times we did it, I actually lost wood several minutes in. This was never a problem before, but I felt really defeated that when she finally agreed to allow me to video us, I couldn't do my job. The cameras presence was kind of distracting, and the only thing I could think of was good angles and lighting, and I lost focus on the important performance issue at hand. I would recommend Viagra or something similar for any guy attempting to do this for the first time, just to be sure.

If any of you farkers are trying to convince your wife/girlfriend to have sex on video but have not been successful, I hope what I have learned can be of assistance to you.
2013-03-07 06:34:41 PM  
1 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam


www.miataturbo.net

Your testosterone theory is defeated by lesbians.  So there.

/I think vaginas and especially boobies are beautiful.
//Aesthetically, not just sexually.
2013-03-07 06:22:37 PM  
1 votes:

Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.


No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.
2013-03-07 06:16:13 PM  
1 votes:
Ex-porn shared between friends is one of those things, if shared, that can ruin friendships...FOR EVER!!
2013-03-07 06:11:05 PM  
1 votes:
I just have one question for men who use the "my friends reposted it" excuse. The excuse relies on the premise that the original poster had invested inviolate trust with his friends; the friends breached that trust, and shared with the world pornographic content the original poster had not indicated as proper scope for that audience.

That's two fark ups for those friends. 1) Spreading your (possible ex) bf/gf personals around (obviously worse offense if the partner is not an ex), and 2) Violating your personal trust and shared code of ethics.

Where I'm from on both accounts, those people would never have earned the name "friend" in the first place. We learned growing up to discriminate from the type of assholes who shared secrets without remorse, and those who we could trust with utmost confidence as our friends. As a tangent, how exactly did you fail so monumentally to judge the character of your friends? Are you that stupid, or are you of equal moral disgrace?

But let's say you're naive, gullible, and you really DID misjudge your friends' characters. If they had managed to hide from my kind the fact they are untrustworthy and perverted beyond reproach, by doing something as hideous as reposting my partners' naked image to the world, well, they would be punished.

So for the one question I wanted to ask. For those guys who use that "my friends did it" excuse. Why have you not broken your so-called friends faces in so hard no amount of reconstructive surgery would make them recognizable to their former associates? Because that is EXACTLY the reprimand that would happen if my friends broke MY trust. I've seen people do this on campus for the minor offense of reporting plagiarism or other honor code violations to school officials. People get broken windshields and tail lights for snitching on all-ages alcohol parties. I lived next door to someone whose tires were punctured for callin in a noise complaint! But it's literally unheard of to get into physical retribution for posting, without permission, private pictures of your friends' sexual exploits.

What the fark?

Conclusion: I call bullshiat. You're a lying pervert just like your friends, and it was you, not your friends, who needs the beating. You keep up that shiat, and on day for sure you will find yourself on the well earned receiving end of severe blunt force trauma to the head; perhaps from a protective brother, a commiserating ex-boyfriend of hers, one of her platonic guy friends, or even one of your own friends when they realize how disgusting you are.

Like i said. Where I'm from this kind of thing ends with someone's jaw getting wired. I seriously doubt that attitude can't be found outside these parts.
2013-03-07 05:56:47 PM  
1 votes:
No one cares if a guy has naked pics on the internet.  That's because even the best looking man has something resembling a hairy baby elephant trunk between their legs.

Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.
2013-03-07 05:47:55 PM  
1 votes:
I think the lesson here is, if somebody has nekkid pics of you, make sure you have nekkid pics of him/her. That way, when he/she distributes your nudes, you already have your proportional response at the ready. Make sure to get his/her face in the picture, for purposes of verification.
2013-03-07 05:46:53 PM  
1 votes:
AaaaAaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa i always find it funny when guys brAg about their wang size like it was something they bestowed upon themselves. Yaaaawn show me something you have taken from this planet and claimed as your own
2013-03-07 05:45:54 PM  
1 votes:
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing


Translation
Yes I cheated on her first, but it only matter if the guy is cheated on.
2013-03-07 05:45:27 PM  
1 votes:
And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.
2013-03-07 05:39:21 PM  
1 votes:
I liked it at the end when he (semi)complained that there was no law ... A law which would have probably seen him prosecuted.
2013-03-07 05:38:49 PM  
1 votes:
What's good for the goose is good for a gander.
2013-03-07 05:37:45 PM  
1 votes:

Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.


Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.
2013-03-07 05:32:50 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn


Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.
2013-03-07 05:32:23 PM  
1 votes:
Oh Jesus

Why'd you ignore her then?
We had kind of a bad break-up; I caught her cheating on me, so that was kind of where I was at.
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing.
Was there a moment before you sent the photos to all your friends when you thought, "Maybe this isn't the best idea"?
Uhhh, no but I should have.


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2013-03-07 05:07:50 PM  
1 votes:
So they were both stupid enough to have themselves filmed naked *and* not destroy the video later?

And "revenge porn"?  Oh, why can't porn be like it was meant to be - filmed from a hidden camera in an Asian massage parlor?
2013-03-07 04:56:01 PM  
1 votes:
Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn
 
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