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2013-03-07 04:56:01 PM  
Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn
 
2013-03-07 05:07:50 PM  
So they were both stupid enough to have themselves filmed naked *and* not destroy the video later?

And "revenge porn"?  Oh, why can't porn be like it was meant to be - filmed from a hidden camera in an Asian massage parlor?
 
2013-03-07 05:15:45 PM  
Slutshaming is totally okay, until it happens to him. Then it's bad.

What a farking douchebag.
 
2013-03-07 05:30:42 PM  
This guy is doing a public interview?

Is revenge porn legal?  Obviously its completely morally wrong.  But I'm curious... could the girl go after him for something?
 
2013-03-07 05:32:08 PM  
They were on a break!
 
2013-03-07 05:32:22 PM  
Studman69?
 
2013-03-07 05:32:23 PM  
Oh Jesus

Why'd you ignore her then?
We had kind of a bad break-up; I caught her cheating on me, so that was kind of where I was at.
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing.
Was there a moment before you sent the photos to all your friends when you thought, "Maybe this isn't the best idea"?
Uhhh, no but I should have.


thatschurch.com
 
2013-03-07 05:32:41 PM  
So what was the problem?

www.compkarma.com

Oh...
 
2013-03-07 05:32:42 PM  
He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.
 
2013-03-07 05:32:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn


Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.
 
2013-03-07 05:32:51 PM  
New band name.  Revenge Porn.
 
2013-03-07 05:35:18 PM  
Being given naked pictures is sacred trust you should never betray.

EIP
 
2013-03-07 05:36:03 PM  
I always thought Guy Fieri was a jerk, but man that's out of line.
Now if it was Guy Smiley, I would totally watch that.
 
2013-03-07 05:37:28 PM  
Holy fark i care just enough to pos
 
2013-03-07 05:37:35 PM  

downstairs: Is revenge porn legal?  Obviously its completely morally wrong.  But I'm curious... could the girl go after him for something?


I'm far from a legal expert on the subject, but I assume if she (a) knew she was being filmed, (b) consented to it, and (c) was of legal age at the time, then everything is fine.

Not morally appropriate of course, just legally.
 
2013-03-07 05:37:45 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.


Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.
 
2013-03-07 05:38:17 PM  
Cunning plan...all the way through...etc.
 
2013-03-07 05:38:49 PM  
What's good for the goose is good for a gander.
 
2013-03-07 05:39:21 PM  
I liked it at the end when he (semi)complained that there was no law ... A law which would have probably seen him prosecuted.
 
2013-03-07 05:40:50 PM  
RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.
// Glad video cameras have gotten smaller and easier to hide.
 
2013-03-07 05:42:08 PM  
Meh. I'm proud of what I look like. If Miss Xanok posted nude pics of me for revenge. I don't think I'd have a problem with it.
 
2013-03-07 05:43:22 PM  
Now I know what "revenge porn" is. Thank goodness.

From just the words, I would have assumed it involved one person farking another person to death, like a Clint Eastwood or Schwarzenegger movie, only with giant penises and boobs instead of guns and splosions.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-07 05:43:50 PM  
Feed_The_Walrus

He mailed the pictures privately. Others published them. It is possible that he could be compliant with a hypothetical "no revenge porn" law and she could not be. But we don't know for sure who posted the pictures of him. Maybe they are both victims of their exes' friends.
I recall some recent legal trouble over revenge porn, but not the details.
 
2013-03-07 05:44:07 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


All this is true, but I'll also add that I hate the nickname "Tripod" that I've now been branded with in my community. So frustrating.
 
2013-03-07 05:45:27 PM  
And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.
 
2013-03-07 05:45:28 PM  
But it seems to me like your sense of regret is coming solely from the fact that there were consequences from this. You're stressed by how this has negatively impacted you.
Well...yeah that might be true. I didn't really think much about it until she posted pictures of me.

This is gold.  This was the exactly correct question, and it got the exactly correct answer to reveal that this guy is a sociopathic narcissist.  And as far as his ex is concerned... 'Bad things happen to good people, but mostly to stupid people who make bad decisions.'
 
2013-03-07 05:45:54 PM  
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing


Translation
Yes I cheated on her first, but it only matter if the guy is cheated on.
 
2013-03-07 05:46:53 PM  
AaaaAaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa i always find it funny when guys brAg about their wang size like it was something they bestowed upon themselves. Yaaaawn show me something you have taken from this planet and claimed as your own
 
2013-03-07 05:47:55 PM  
I think the lesson here is, if somebody has nekkid pics of you, make sure you have nekkid pics of him/her. That way, when he/she distributes your nudes, you already have your proportional response at the ready. Make sure to get his/her face in the picture, for purposes of verification.
 
2013-03-07 05:48:33 PM  
So he' become an anti-revenge porn crusader eh?

He'd have more success if he'd try to get growers listed as a protected class under the ADA.
 
2013-03-07 05:49:10 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn

Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.


Are you biatching about the pixelated image that shows less than the Harry Potter scene in which Ron imagines Harry & Hermione making out?  Seriously?

Your employers should be monitoring all the time you spend on Fark.com. I'd worry about that more.
 
2013-03-07 05:49:45 PM  
wow, i read the whole interview, and that guy is a grade a DOUCHE.
 
2013-03-07 05:50:59 PM  
I hope that one day this won't be an issue because our species finally realizes that sex is a natural and enjoyable activity that we shouldn't be ashamed about (as long as it's with two consenting adults of legal age, that is).

But that will never happen.
 
2013-03-07 05:51:22 PM  

SBinRR: So he' become an anti-revenge porn crusader eh?

He'd have more success if he'd try to get growers listed as a protected class under the ADA.


He's become a revenge-porn men's rights activist.  :-)
 
2013-03-07 05:51:47 PM  

DickDarlington: New band name.  Revenge Porn.


Im in a band called Sex Slave Marathon, you wanna open for us this summer in Europe?
 
2013-03-07 05:52:26 PM  
What I like is how he explains that it's more embarrassing for men than for women. Because there are so many titties and coozes on the internet, it's like they're all the same!

Man logic. If it happens to women, it's no big deal. If it happens to a guy, it's really embarrassing and there oughta be a law.

LOL
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-07 05:52:41 PM  
BarkingUnicorn

I think he's complaining about the URL, which may show up in logs. Fark does use "site not safe for work" warnings occasionally, like if a link goes to a legitimate article on a porn site.
 
2013-03-07 05:52:54 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it. We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers. You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis? I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years: They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get. You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time? Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed. What the hell. Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

www.quirkbooks.com
 
2013-03-07 05:55:47 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: What I like is how he explains that it's more embarrassing for men than for women. Because there are so many titties and coozes on the internet, it's like they're all the same!

Man logic. If it happens to women, it's no big deal. If it happens to a guy, it's really embarrassing and there oughta be a law.

LOL


Right. "If it happens to a woman, well, they're all sluts..  But men have reputations to protect."

Same mentality as johns who don't want their mugshots published alongside hookers.
 
2013-03-07 05:56:25 PM  
He was in the pool, right?
 
2013-03-07 05:56:47 PM  
No one cares if a guy has naked pics on the internet.  That's because even the best looking man has something resembling a hairy baby elephant trunk between their legs.

Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.
 
2013-03-07 05:57:10 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.

Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


^That^

/average but thick
 
2013-03-07 06:01:43 PM  

RoyHobbs22: RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.


Huh, I've been lucky I guess.
 
2013-03-07 06:02:14 PM  
If they posted pictures of me, they wouldn't call it "revenge porn."  They would call it something like "Ewww! Gross!  Scroll down or something would'ya?"
 
2013-03-07 06:03:58 PM  
Ishkur: Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

Step 1: Get an elongated toilet bowl ... because round bowls don't have the necessary clearance needed during a morning sabbatical.
 
2013-03-07 06:07:37 PM  

ZAZ: BarkingUnicorn

I think he's complaining about the URL, which may show up in logs. Fark does use "site not safe for work" warnings occasionally, like if a link goes to a legitimate article on a porn site.


The word "porn" is in the URL for this comment thread. It will be in the URL for the comment thread of any headline that contains the word "porn."  Reading the reader's responsibility.
 
2013-03-07 06:11:05 PM  
I just have one question for men who use the "my friends reposted it" excuse. The excuse relies on the premise that the original poster had invested inviolate trust with his friends; the friends breached that trust, and shared with the world pornographic content the original poster had not indicated as proper scope for that audience.

That's two fark ups for those friends. 1) Spreading your (possible ex) bf/gf personals around (obviously worse offense if the partner is not an ex), and 2) Violating your personal trust and shared code of ethics.

Where I'm from on both accounts, those people would never have earned the name "friend" in the first place. We learned growing up to discriminate from the type of assholes who shared secrets without remorse, and those who we could trust with utmost confidence as our friends. As a tangent, how exactly did you fail so monumentally to judge the character of your friends? Are you that stupid, or are you of equal moral disgrace?

But let's say you're naive, gullible, and you really DID misjudge your friends' characters. If they had managed to hide from my kind the fact they are untrustworthy and perverted beyond reproach, by doing something as hideous as reposting my partners' naked image to the world, well, they would be punished.

So for the one question I wanted to ask. For those guys who use that "my friends did it" excuse. Why have you not broken your so-called friends faces in so hard no amount of reconstructive surgery would make them recognizable to their former associates? Because that is EXACTLY the reprimand that would happen if my friends broke MY trust. I've seen people do this on campus for the minor offense of reporting plagiarism or other honor code violations to school officials. People get broken windshields and tail lights for snitching on all-ages alcohol parties. I lived next door to someone whose tires were punctured for callin in a noise complaint! But it's literally unheard of to get into physical retribution for posting, without permission, private pictures of your friends' sexual exploits.

What the fark?

Conclusion: I call bullshiat. You're a lying pervert just like your friends, and it was you, not your friends, who needs the beating. You keep up that shiat, and on day for sure you will find yourself on the well earned receiving end of severe blunt force trauma to the head; perhaps from a protective brother, a commiserating ex-boyfriend of hers, one of her platonic guy friends, or even one of your own friends when they realize how disgusting you are.

Like i said. Where I'm from this kind of thing ends with someone's jaw getting wired. I seriously doubt that attitude can't be found outside these parts.
 
2013-03-07 06:15:02 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Man logic.


Yes, women never use sex-dependent overly generalized arguments.
 
2013-03-07 06:16:13 PM  
Ex-porn shared between friends is one of those things, if shared, that can ruin friendships...FOR EVER!!
 
2013-03-07 06:17:55 PM  

lordargent: Ishkur: Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

Step 1: Get an elongated toilet bowl ... because round bowls don't have the necessary clearance needed during a morning sabbatical.


That's rule 3 good man, you need to brush up on the book.  I read that thing all the time, in bed after I shoe away the callers, on the bus or even just standing in line at the grocery store.  I follow the advice but I tell you some days its just too much.  By the way, you should remember that rule #1 is never wear jogging pants, on account of it accidentally unraveling and popping out one of the legs.
 
2013-03-07 06:22:35 PM  

xkillyourfacex: I just have one question for men who use the "my friends reposted it" excuse. The excuse relies on the premise that the original poster had invested inviolate trust with his friends; the friends breached that trust, and shared with the world pornographic content the original poster had not indicated as proper scope for that audience.

That's two fark ups for those friends. 1) Spreading your (possible ex) bf/gf personals around (obviously worse offense if the partner is not an ex), and 2) Violating your personal trust and shared code of ethics.

Where I'm from on both accounts, those people would never have earned the name "friend" in the first place. We learned growing up to discriminate from the type of assholes who shared secrets without remorse, and those who we could trust with utmost confidence as our friends. As a tangent, how exactly did you fail so monumentally to judge the character of your friends? Are you that stupid, or are you of equal moral disgrace?

But let's say you're naive, gullible, and you really DID misjudge your friends' characters. If they had managed to hide from my kind the fact they are untrustworthy and perverted beyond reproach, by doing something as hideous as reposting my partners' naked image to the world, well, they would be punished.

So for the one question I wanted to ask. For those guys who use that "my friends did it" excuse. Why have you not broken your so-called friends faces in so hard no amount of reconstructive surgery would make them recognizable to their former associates? Because that is EXACTLY the reprimand that would happen if my friends broke MY trust. I've seen people do this on campus for the minor offense of reporting plagiarism or other honor code violations to school officials. People get broken windshields and tail lights for snitching on all-ages alcohol parties. I lived next door to someone whose tires were punctured for callin in a noise complaint! But it's literally unheard of to get into physical retributi ...


dude...bros before hos.  jeez.
 
2013-03-07 06:22:37 PM  

Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.


No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.
 
2013-03-07 06:27:55 PM  

xkillyourfacex: I just have one question for men who use the "my friends reposted it" excuse. The excuse relies on the premise that the original poster had invested inviolate trust with his friends; the friends breached that trust, and shared with the world pornographic content the original poster had not indicated as proper scope for that audience.

That's two fark ups for those friends. 1) Spreading your (possible ex) bf/gf personals around (obviously worse offense if the partner is not an ex), and 2) Violating your personal trust and shared code of ethics.

Where I'm from on both accounts, those people would never have earned the name "friend" in the first place.



I think it's a mistake to assume that the friends were under specific or even implied orders not to share.  If this guy's friends were aware of his conflict with his ex (and I think it's a safe assumption that they were) and he went around sending pictures of her to his friends, that sort of situation doesn't exactly scream "Shhh, don't show anyone else!".  It'd be one thing if he had e-mailed them pictures and said "don't show anyone, but check out what I was hittin'!".  In the former case, though, there is no implied bond of trust to be violated and they may have even thought they were helping him by helping distribute his revenge porn even if he didn't explicitly tell them to do so.
 
2013-03-07 06:31:58 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.


Yo, Narnia asked if you could like, move out for a while.
 
2013-03-07 06:34:41 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam


www.miataturbo.net

Your testosterone theory is defeated by lesbians.  So there.

/I think vaginas and especially boobies are beautiful.
//Aesthetically, not just sexually.
 
2013-03-07 06:35:40 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.


Fark yeah, that's because we're MEN!!  Whooo!!  Taste the splooge, biatch!
 
2013-03-07 06:40:49 PM  

RoyHobbs22: RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.
// Glad video cameras have gotten smaller and easier to hide.


Points I've used to convince my wife to let me video our naked wrestling:

1. There's nothing wrong with what we're doing. We're two consenting adults in a committed relationship having sex. Isn't that what most couples do? If someone got their hands on the video, what could they do to us? The absolute worst case scenario: If they really wanted to, they could send it to our clients or our family. Yes, it'd be a little embarrassing, but what would be the reaction of the viewer? More than likely, the person watching would be jealous because we're both good at it and we look good too (well, she does, at least). How could someone ever hold it against us that we're having sex? That's ridiculous.

2. As we get older, we aren't going to become any better looking, so why not record the video now so that we can preserve images of us doing something we really enjoy doing while we're still attractive? People use their camcorders whenever they're doing something fun and memorable. Isn't our sex fun and memorable? Wouldn't it be cool when we're both in our 80s and we watch videos of us when we were in our 20s and 30s and our bodies were wrinkle free, we had good muscle tone and we still had all our hair?

3. Out of respect for her, I promised to not show anyone, and the only copies I have were burned on DVDs with thumb drive backups, and I keep the DVDs locked in our in-ground safe and the thumb drives are in our safe deposit box. I haven't broken those promises and I never will. And even if some thief were to break into our safe, there's really not much he could do to us. He'd probably be expecting cash, jewelry or gold, but at least he'll have some awesome amateur porn to watch!

One thing I discovered about shooting our own porn is that I was surprised that the first couple of times we did it, I actually lost wood several minutes in. This was never a problem before, but I felt really defeated that when she finally agreed to allow me to video us, I couldn't do my job. The cameras presence was kind of distracting, and the only thing I could think of was good angles and lighting, and I lost focus on the important performance issue at hand. I would recommend Viagra or something similar for any guy attempting to do this for the first time, just to be sure.

If any of you farkers are trying to convince your wife/girlfriend to have sex on video but have not been successful, I hope what I have learned can be of assistance to you.
 
2013-03-07 06:43:53 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I hope that one day this won't be an issue because our species finally realizes that sex is a natural and enjoyable activity that we shouldn't be ashamed about (as long as it's with two consenting adults of legal age, that is).



 I don't even know how the "teen" porn industry still manages to exist when real teens are producing billions and billions of photos (and even videos) every day of themselves being stupid and naked.
It's such a confusing area, teens being charged with child pornography for their own pictures.
 
2013-03-07 06:59:46 PM  
On the other hand, whenever I want to get revenge on people, I send them naked pictures of me.
 
2013-03-07 07:06:15 PM  
This is why I always just post the porn of myself to my own Facebook. Nip that embarrassment in the bud.
 
2013-03-07 07:15:16 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.


So you're saying you prefer penis?
 
2013-03-07 07:22:27 PM  
Would you say that your embarrassment stems from the fact that there are naked pictures of you on the internet, or from the fact that they're there because you did something shiatty?

It's embarrassing because there's nude pictures. Ahhhh, I hate to even think about it. It's not as bad as it could be; it didn't get crazy around here where I live, like her photos did.

Do you think this would've been worse for you if the same thing had happened to you? If people you were close with saw the photos rather than strangers?
If it happened like it did to her, it would be much worse. If it went all over the Valley, yeah, that would be horrible.


But he still thinks what happened to him is waaaay worse. And he thinks the reason he cant get laid now is because of the pics of him.

So how have the pictures of you on the internet affected your life?
Well, it's cost me friends and girlfriends. I've been told by more than one romantic interest that they wouldn't go out with me because of the pictures.

It is nice I guess when those completely unsuited to intimate relationships manage to isolate themselves from the pool.
 
2013-03-07 07:27:53 PM  
"in an effort to retaliate, his ex and some of her friends posted naked photos of him on various revenge porn sites. They also made a Tumblr showcasing him in various compromised (read: naked) states."

Out of purely academic interest, I would think my Fark brethren would provide me with perhaps links or google keywords to review these...compromised states.

Purely academic interest, of course...
 
2013-03-07 07:38:14 PM  
This thread is useless without a link to said porn!!
 
2013-03-07 07:44:49 PM  

man metaphysical: AaaaAaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa i always find it funny when guys brAg about their wang size like it was something they bestowed upon themselves. Yaaaawn show me something you have taken from this planet and claimed as your own


Teeny Tommy? Is that you? How the hell have you been, man??? It's been ages!
 
2013-03-07 07:50:06 PM  

Elegy: Gordon Bennett: Shazam999: Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.

No, they're not. There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam, aside from that being a good name for your new indie band. We think so because we have testosterone running through our bodies and making us stupid. We can't think when we see a pair of breasts, we'll drool over the aforementioned E.M.C. and we'll have a friend hold our beer right before doing something suicidally moronic.

So you're saying you prefer penis?


I'm saying that we all have ugly toilet parts.
 
2013-03-07 07:54:58 PM  
Id have no problem with showing off a pic of my erect penis(7 3/8")

Id never want someone to see my flaccid penis. If you tried guessing me erect length from looking at my flaccid length youd probably guess it was less than half its actual size.
 
2013-03-07 08:01:29 PM  

Oldiron_79: Id have no problem with showing off a pic of my erect penis(7 3/8")

Id never want someone to see my flaccid penis. If you tried guessing me erect length from looking at my flaccid length youd probably guess it was less than half its actual size.


i wouldn't give a damn.  like it would really change the current situation where NO WOMAN has EVER gone on a date with me BEFORE
 
2013-03-07 08:06:53 PM  
Bie thread?
 
2013-03-07 08:21:47 PM  

Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.

 
2013-03-07 08:46:19 PM  

Amberwind: And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.


Wow, some women really do have an attitude of entitlement!

I'm going to take the guy at his word, since that's all I have to go on.......Let's see.....his girlfriend cheats on him,so he shares some pics with friends.  They end up online.  So then the girlfriend who cheated on him also goes for revenge and does the same thing or worse.  He is then willing to admit it was a stupid, shiatty thing to do, and expresses regret.  He even manages a half-assed apology at the end.

And your take-away from all this is that he can't just "man up" and apologize the to woman who did every bad thing he did or worse, and who cheated on him in the first place????

Worthless biatch who feels entitled to everything - she is one, and so are you.
 
2013-03-07 08:51:05 PM  

Oldiron_79: Id have no problem with showing off a pic of my erect penis(7 3/8")

Id never want someone to see my flaccid penis. If you tried guessing me erect length from looking at my flaccid length youd probably guess it was less than half its actual size.


It's OK, man. I'm also a "grower, not a show-er." It was only an issue when drunk at a party and getting naked to dive in the pool or whatever. Which I used to do seemingly every weekend back in the day. I just stopped giving a fark what anyone thought, knowing that when it really counted, it counted. Yes, my penis performs arithmetic.
 
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2013-03-07 09:38:42 PM  
Atomic Spunk

Your part 1 reminded me of funny bit in a Clive Cussler novel where the villain tries to blackmail our hero with sex photos and our hero says go ahead and can I have some copies too?
 
2013-03-07 09:45:12 PM  
does anyone else think this interview is completely fake?  this guy comes across as a complete douchebag.  i can't believe anyone is that clueless and ignorant, and then does an interview so the whole world knows what a selfish dumbass he is.  he admits that he emailed out his ex's nude pics, admits it was wrong, but spends the whole time complaining about how the nude pics she published have ruined his life.  i think the whole interview is made up, nobody is that dumb.
 
2013-03-07 09:51:59 PM  
damnit, googling "revenge porn" i got tired of looking for a result that was actual revenge porn and not metacommentary thereof

i'm seeing more political shading to my search results lately
 
2013-03-07 10:06:23 PM  
BarkingUnicorn:  Reading the reader's responsibility.

------

Whose responsibility was the writing?

/sorry, it had to be done
 
2013-03-08 12:35:48 AM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Now I know what "revenge porn" is. Thank goodness.

From just the words, I would have assumed it involved one person farking another person to death, like a Clint Eastwood or Schwarzenegger movie, only with giant penises and boobs instead of guns and splosions.


If that's your thought process, then you might be interested in a movie called A Serbian Film aka Serpski Film.

/Not linking because I don't want a timeout.
 
2013-03-08 12:46:19 AM  

Canned Tamales: Worthless biatch who feels entitled to everything - she is one, and so are you.


I take it that a few revenge pics of you are floating around?

enderthexenocide: does anyone else think this interview is completely fake?  this guy comes across as a complete douchebag.  i can't believe anyone is that clueless and ignorant, and then does an interview so the whole world knows what a selfish dumbass he is.  he admits that he emailed out his ex's nude pics, admits it was wrong, but spends the whole time complaining about how the nude pics she published have ruined his life.  i think the whole interview is made up, nobody is that dumb.


That's about how the people who come back to be interviewed on Cheaters sound. People are dumb and cheaters are especially narcissistic, news at 11.

/Guessing both cheated on each other, and it was nonstop drama through the whole relationship.
 
2013-03-08 01:36:26 AM  

Canned Tamales: Amberwind: And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.

Wow, some women really do have an attitude of entitlement!

I'm going to take the guy at his word, since that's all I have to go on.......Let's see.....his girlfriend cheats on him,so he shares some pics with friends.  They end up online.  So then the girlfriend who cheated on him also goes for revenge and does the same thing or worse.  He is then willing to admit it was a stupid, shiatty thing to do, and expresses regret.  He even manages a half-assed apology at the end.

And your take-away from all this is that he can't just "man up" and apologize the to woman who did every bad thing he did or worse, and who cheated on him in the first place????

Worthless biatch who feels entitled to everything - she is one, and so are you.


:Her cheating is no excuse to put that stuff out there and he owes her a definite apology.  Especially since he knows how it feels now.   He's a pathetic narcissist with woman issues and so are you.
 
2013-03-08 01:47:25 AM  

Canned Tamales: Amberwind: And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.

Wow, some women really do have an attitude of entitlement!

I'm going to take the guy at his word, since that's all I have to go on.......Let's see.....his girlfriend cheats on him,so he shares some pics with friends.  They end up online.  So then the girlfriend who cheated on him also goes for revenge and does the same thing or worse.  He is then willing to admit it was a stupid, shiatty thing to do, and expresses regret.  He even manages a half-assed apology at the end.

And your take-away from all this is that he can't just "man up" and apologize the to woman who did every bad thing he did or worse, and who cheated on him in the first place????

Worthless biatch who feels entitled to everything - she is one, and so are you.


Okay, let's assume the guy is telling the truth and was cheated on. You know what I did the one and only time I had a guy cheat on me? I confronted him directly, we fought in private, and we broke up. I did not engage in any sort of shaming, because that is not the reaction a mature person has.

I could care less who cheated on whom. My criticism was aimed at the fact that he was the one who started the cycle of public shaming that has wrecked both their lives, but he won't own up to the fact that what he did was wrong and give an apology that isn't coaxed. The only reason he's acknowledging any regret at all is because his own shiat was flung back at him - his entire problem and complaint was that she did it back.

/Worthless biatch is gonna go get a backrub from her husband now.
 
2013-03-08 06:18:32 AM  
TTIWWOP
 
2013-03-08 07:02:13 AM  

foxyshadis: Smelly Pirate Hooker: Now I know what "revenge porn" is. Thank goodness.

From just the words, I would have assumed it involved one person farking another person to death, like a Clint Eastwood or Schwarzenegger movie, only with giant penises and boobs instead of guns and splosions.

If that's your thought process, then you might be interested in a movie called A Serbian Film aka Serpski Film.

/Not linking because I don't want a timeout.


Well you can look it up on wikipedia, which is SFW.

That being said, having seen the film, it's actually much more disturbing to read the synopsis there than it is to actually see on your screen. The film is stylised and well done, and after a slow first half once the horrible bits happen they are so over the top they kick you out of the story and make you aware it's a film. By far the worst part to see is the bit with the newborn baby, as it is cheap and nasty looking. It's much like the grindhouse films of the 1960s, which are IMO more shocking because of their cheapness.

Of course, YMMV.
 
2013-03-08 08:41:16 AM  

Ishkur: BumpInTheNight: Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it. We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers. You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis? I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years: They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get. You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time? Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed. What the hell. Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.

Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

[www.quirkbooks.com image 342x630]


I'm going to acquire this book, then I will take it to the bar and read it.
 
2013-03-08 09:37:56 AM  

Oldiron_79: Id have no problem with showing off a pic of my erect penis(7 3/8")



Sounds legit.
 
2013-03-08 09:48:15 AM  

Gordon Bennett: There's nothing aesthetically pleasing about an exploded meat clam,


uploads0.wikipaintings.org

So, you're gay, then?

NTTAWWT.  Just clearing things up.
 
2013-03-08 10:13:35 AM  
I believe nothing in that article. I believe this is a crazy marketing scheme.
 
2013-03-08 11:12:56 AM  
Like many posting before me, I'm a grower..... Only 6" soft. :(
 
2013-03-08 11:17:42 AM  

filter: Like many posting before me, I'm a grower..... Only 6" soft. :(


You're not supposed to start measuring from the backside of your taint.
 
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