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2013-03-07 04:56:01 PM
Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn
 
2013-03-07 05:07:50 PM
So they were both stupid enough to have themselves filmed naked *and* not destroy the video later?

And "revenge porn"?  Oh, why can't porn be like it was meant to be - filmed from a hidden camera in an Asian massage parlor?
 
2013-03-07 05:15:45 PM
Slutshaming is totally okay, until it happens to him. Then it's bad.

What a farking douchebag.
 
2013-03-07 05:30:42 PM
This guy is doing a public interview?

Is revenge porn legal?  Obviously its completely morally wrong.  But I'm curious... could the girl go after him for something?
 
2013-03-07 05:32:08 PM
They were on a break!
 
2013-03-07 05:32:22 PM
Studman69?
 
2013-03-07 05:32:23 PM
Oh Jesus

Why'd you ignore her then?
We had kind of a bad break-up; I caught her cheating on me, so that was kind of where I was at.
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing.
Was there a moment before you sent the photos to all your friends when you thought, "Maybe this isn't the best idea"?
Uhhh, no but I should have.


thatschurch.com
 
2013-03-07 05:32:41 PM
So what was the problem?

www.compkarma.com

Oh...
 
2013-03-07 05:32:42 PM
He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.
 
2013-03-07 05:32:50 PM

scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn


Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.
 
2013-03-07 05:32:51 PM
New band name.  Revenge Porn.
 
2013-03-07 05:35:18 PM
Being given naked pictures is sacred trust you should never betray.

EIP
 
2013-03-07 05:36:03 PM
I always thought Guy Fieri was a jerk, but man that's out of line.
Now if it was Guy Smiley, I would totally watch that.
 
2013-03-07 05:37:28 PM
Holy fark i care just enough to pos
 
2013-03-07 05:37:35 PM

downstairs: Is revenge porn legal?  Obviously its completely morally wrong.  But I'm curious... could the girl go after him for something?


I'm far from a legal expert on the subject, but I assume if she (a) knew she was being filmed, (b) consented to it, and (c) was of legal age at the time, then everything is fine.

Not morally appropriate of course, just legally.
 
2013-03-07 05:37:45 PM

Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.


Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.
 
2013-03-07 05:38:17 PM
Cunning plan...all the way through...etc.
 
2013-03-07 05:38:49 PM
What's good for the goose is good for a gander.
 
2013-03-07 05:39:21 PM
I liked it at the end when he (semi)complained that there was no law ... A law which would have probably seen him prosecuted.
 
2013-03-07 05:40:50 PM
RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.
// Glad video cameras have gotten smaller and easier to hide.
 
2013-03-07 05:42:08 PM
Meh. I'm proud of what I look like. If Miss Xanok posted nude pics of me for revenge. I don't think I'd have a problem with it.
 
2013-03-07 05:43:22 PM
Now I know what "revenge porn" is. Thank goodness.

From just the words, I would have assumed it involved one person farking another person to death, like a Clint Eastwood or Schwarzenegger movie, only with giant penises and boobs instead of guns and splosions.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-07 05:43:50 PM
Feed_The_Walrus

He mailed the pictures privately. Others published them. It is possible that he could be compliant with a hypothetical "no revenge porn" law and she could not be. But we don't know for sure who posted the pictures of him. Maybe they are both victims of their exes' friends.
I recall some recent legal trouble over revenge porn, but not the details.
 
2013-03-07 05:44:07 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


All this is true, but I'll also add that I hate the nickname "Tripod" that I've now been branded with in my community. So frustrating.
 
2013-03-07 05:45:27 PM
And at the end, he still wouldn't man up and give a straight apology for passing porn of her around to his friends and people who knew her in the first place. Yeah man, you're a real keeper, alright.
 
2013-03-07 05:45:28 PM
But it seems to me like your sense of regret is coming solely from the fact that there were consequences from this. You're stressed by how this has negatively impacted you.
Well...yeah that might be true. I didn't really think much about it until she posted pictures of me.

This is gold.  This was the exactly correct question, and it got the exactly correct answer to reveal that this guy is a sociopathic narcissist.  And as far as his ex is concerned... 'Bad things happen to good people, but mostly to stupid people who make bad decisions.'
 
2013-03-07 05:45:54 PM
I thought you cheated on her?
Yeah, I know she says I cheated on her, so it's kind of a he said/she said type thing


Translation
Yes I cheated on her first, but it only matter if the guy is cheated on.
 
2013-03-07 05:46:53 PM
AaaaAaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaa i always find it funny when guys brAg about their wang size like it was something they bestowed upon themselves. Yaaaawn show me something you have taken from this planet and claimed as your own
 
2013-03-07 05:47:55 PM
I think the lesson here is, if somebody has nekkid pics of you, make sure you have nekkid pics of him/her. That way, when he/she distributes your nudes, you already have your proportional response at the ready. Make sure to get his/her face in the picture, for purposes of verification.
 
2013-03-07 05:48:33 PM
So he' become an anti-revenge porn crusader eh?

He'd have more success if he'd try to get growers listed as a protected class under the ADA.
 
2013-03-07 05:49:10 PM

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: scottydoesntknow: Great, now I've gotta worry about IT questioning www.nerve.com/love-sex/i-posted-revenge-porn

Seriously. A little NSFW tag would be nice.


Are you biatching about the pixelated image that shows less than the Harry Potter scene in which Ron imagines Harry & Hermione making out?  Seriously?

Your employers should be monitoring all the time you spend on Fark.com. I'd worry about that more.
 
2013-03-07 05:49:45 PM
wow, i read the whole interview, and that guy is a grade a DOUCHE.
 
2013-03-07 05:50:59 PM
I hope that one day this won't be an issue because our species finally realizes that sex is a natural and enjoyable activity that we shouldn't be ashamed about (as long as it's with two consenting adults of legal age, that is).

But that will never happen.
 
2013-03-07 05:51:22 PM

SBinRR: So he' become an anti-revenge porn crusader eh?

He'd have more success if he'd try to get growers listed as a protected class under the ADA.


He's become a revenge-porn men's rights activist.  :-)
 
2013-03-07 05:51:47 PM

DickDarlington: New band name.  Revenge Porn.


Im in a band called Sex Slave Marathon, you wanna open for us this summer in Europe?
 
2013-03-07 05:52:26 PM
What I like is how he explains that it's more embarrassing for men than for women. Because there are so many titties and coozes on the internet, it's like they're all the same!

Man logic. If it happens to women, it's no big deal. If it happens to a guy, it's really embarrassing and there oughta be a law.

LOL
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-07 05:52:41 PM
BarkingUnicorn

I think he's complaining about the URL, which may show up in logs. Fark does use "site not safe for work" warnings occasionally, like if a link goes to a legitimate article on a porn site.
 
2013-03-07 05:52:54 PM

BumpInTheNight: Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it. We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers. You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis? I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years: They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get. You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time? Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed. What the hell. Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

www.quirkbooks.com
 
2013-03-07 05:55:47 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: What I like is how he explains that it's more embarrassing for men than for women. Because there are so many titties and coozes on the internet, it's like they're all the same!

Man logic. If it happens to women, it's no big deal. If it happens to a guy, it's really embarrassing and there oughta be a law.

LOL


Right. "If it happens to a woman, well, they're all sluts..  But men have reputations to protect."

Same mentality as johns who don't want their mugshots published alongside hookers.
 
2013-03-07 05:56:25 PM
He was in the pool, right?
 
2013-03-07 05:56:47 PM
No one cares if a guy has naked pics on the internet.  That's because even the best looking man has something resembling a hairy baby elephant trunk between their legs.

Now women, on the other hand.  Their private bits are awesome.
 
2013-03-07 05:57:10 PM

BumpInTheNight: Kraftwerk Orange: He obviously has a small penis.

If it was huge, he wouldn't mind everyone knowing it.

Hey now, some of us with huge penises prefer to be a little modest about it.  We're secure with ourselves and our third legs enough to not need it thrown around casually that we're packing baby elephant trunks in the nethers.  You know what happens when women find out you have a huge penis?  I'll tell you because its happened many times to me over the years:  They get penis-crazy, they try to get laid by you every chance they get.  You know I caught one hiding in my shower one time?  Yah there she is waiting for me and expecting the ride of her life and I'm just trying to get on with my day, to make matters worse this is just after I caught her best friend hanging out in my bed.  What the hell.  Any ways, no not its not all fun and games when you have a huge penis.


^That^

/average but thick
 
2013-03-07 06:01:43 PM

RoyHobbs22: RoyHobbs: (directed to SO) Wouldn't it be great if we made a video of us doing it?  We could watch it when we are lonely . . .

EverySignficantOtherIEverHad:  Um no, absolutely not.

/luck of the draw I guess.


Huh, I've been lucky I guess.
 
2013-03-07 06:02:14 PM
If they posted pictures of me, they wouldn't call it "revenge porn."  They would call it something like "Ewww! Gross!  Scroll down or something would'ya?"
 
2013-03-07 06:03:58 PM
Ishkur: Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

Step 1: Get an elongated toilet bowl ... because round bowls don't have the necessary clearance needed during a morning sabbatical.
 
2013-03-07 06:07:37 PM

ZAZ: BarkingUnicorn

I think he's complaining about the URL, which may show up in logs. Fark does use "site not safe for work" warnings occasionally, like if a link goes to a legitimate article on a porn site.


The word "porn" is in the URL for this comment thread. It will be in the URL for the comment thread of any headline that contains the word "porn."  Reading the reader's responsibility.
 
2013-03-07 06:11:05 PM
I just have one question for men who use the "my friends reposted it" excuse. The excuse relies on the premise that the original poster had invested inviolate trust with his friends; the friends breached that trust, and shared with the world pornographic content the original poster had not indicated as proper scope for that audience.

That's two fark ups for those friends. 1) Spreading your (possible ex) bf/gf personals around (obviously worse offense if the partner is not an ex), and 2) Violating your personal trust and shared code of ethics.

Where I'm from on both accounts, those people would never have earned the name "friend" in the first place. We learned growing up to discriminate from the type of assholes who shared secrets without remorse, and those who we could trust with utmost confidence as our friends. As a tangent, how exactly did you fail so monumentally to judge the character of your friends? Are you that stupid, or are you of equal moral disgrace?

But let's say you're naive, gullible, and you really DID misjudge your friends' characters. If they had managed to hide from my kind the fact they are untrustworthy and perverted beyond reproach, by doing something as hideous as reposting my partners' naked image to the world, well, they would be punished.

So for the one question I wanted to ask. For those guys who use that "my friends did it" excuse. Why have you not broken your so-called friends faces in so hard no amount of reconstructive surgery would make them recognizable to their former associates? Because that is EXACTLY the reprimand that would happen if my friends broke MY trust. I've seen people do this on campus for the minor offense of reporting plagiarism or other honor code violations to school officials. People get broken windshields and tail lights for snitching on all-ages alcohol parties. I lived next door to someone whose tires were punctured for callin in a noise complaint! But it's literally unheard of to get into physical retribution for posting, without permission, private pictures of your friends' sexual exploits.

What the fark?

Conclusion: I call bullshiat. You're a lying pervert just like your friends, and it was you, not your friends, who needs the beating. You keep up that shiat, and on day for sure you will find yourself on the well earned receiving end of severe blunt force trauma to the head; perhaps from a protective brother, a commiserating ex-boyfriend of hers, one of her platonic guy friends, or even one of your own friends when they realize how disgusting you are.

Like i said. Where I'm from this kind of thing ends with someone's jaw getting wired. I seriously doubt that attitude can't be found outside these parts.
 
2013-03-07 06:15:02 PM

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Man logic.


Yes, women never use sex-dependent overly generalized arguments.
 
2013-03-07 06:16:13 PM
Ex-porn shared between friends is one of those things, if shared, that can ruin friendships...FOR EVER!!
 
2013-03-07 06:17:55 PM

lordargent: Ishkur: Here, perhaps this will help you with your trauma:

Step 1: Get an elongated toilet bowl ... because round bowls don't have the necessary clearance needed during a morning sabbatical.


That's rule 3 good man, you need to brush up on the book.  I read that thing all the time, in bed after I shoe away the callers, on the bus or even just standing in line at the grocery store.  I follow the advice but I tell you some days its just too much.  By the way, you should remember that rule #1 is never wear jogging pants, on account of it accidentally unraveling and popping out one of the legs.
 
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