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(NJ.com)   Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly   (nj.com) divider line 15
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2013-03-07 02:41:19 PM
7 votes:
Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.
2013-03-07 03:06:55 PM
3 votes:
for a toe tapping good time...
2013-03-07 11:15:25 PM
2 votes:
As someone who hooked up with FreakinB's girlfriend last night, you'd think I'd be urgently seeking Zithromax.

/sorry
//somebody had to
2013-03-07 03:10:04 PM
2 votes:
"Its proximity to New York City means thousands of wealthy and beautiful people ..."

lolwut?

Is this how New York thinks the rest of the world sees them?
2013-03-07 03:08:45 PM
2 votes:
Fark newark airport, only airport where goons gave me trouble.

I'm walking through the checkpoint and get pulled out of the line.

In the first batch of questions, the goon asks me why I took a trip to St Martin.

(At the time, I was carrying a bag with a SLR camera, and a bag full of snorkel gear (fins, mask, gloves, etc)).

St Martin looks like this.

www.best-beaches.com

Me: I was taking a vacation?

// next dumbass question, he sees bottles of liquor in my checked bag (that I had already declared on the forms).

Goon: "What are you going to do with these"

Me: I'm going to drink them.

// never flying through Newark again because apparently the goons there are dumber than average.
2013-03-07 02:41:55 PM
2 votes:

show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.


LOL! SICK BURN!!!
2013-03-07 04:49:49 PM
1 votes:

Pants_Optional: Man, I gotta take a wicked New Jersey.


Dont forget to wipe your Newark.
2013-03-07 04:23:06 PM
1 votes:
Man, I gotta take a wicked New Jersey.
2013-03-07 03:38:07 PM
1 votes:

lordargent: Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabic
How many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?
What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?


See, you just didn't realize that a black guy with snorkel gear is an automatic red flag, since all law enforcement officers know that black people don't swim.
2013-03-07 03:36:09 PM
1 votes:
I like Hartsfield because you can smoke in the little smoke box there. You come out smelling like charred rancid forcemeat, and then board a little jumper to nashville. the other passengers love it.
2013-03-07 03:17:56 PM
1 votes:

lordargent: Fark newark airport, only airport where goons gave me trouble.

I'm walking through the checkpoint and get pulled out of the line.

In the first batch of questions, the goon asks me why I took a trip to St Martin.

(At the time, I was carrying a bag with a SLR camera, and a bag full of snorkel gear (fins, mask, gloves, etc)).

St Martin looks like this.

[www.best-beaches.com image 800x600]

Me: I was taking a vacation?

// next dumbass question, he sees bottles of liquor in my checked bag (that I had already declared on the forms).

Goon: "What are you going to do with these"

Me: I'm going to drink them.

// never flying through Newark again because apparently the goons there are dumber than average.


You sound black/arabic
2013-03-07 03:17:54 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: Um

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I'm not liking you right now.
(partly because I considered posting pics of that sort)
2013-03-07 03:15:46 PM
1 votes:

show me: theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

LOL! SICK BURN

Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.

I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.


It's New Jersey.  Just do what the locals do and piss all over everything good and decent in this world.
2013-03-07 03:10:35 PM
1 votes:

Um



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i266.photobucket.com
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2013-03-07 03:04:54 PM
1 votes:
Subby says date, article says hook up

Subby sounds like a virgin
 
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