show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.
Pants_Optional: Man, I gotta take a wicked New Jersey.
lordargent: Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabicHow many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?
lordargent: Fark newark airport, only airport where goons gave me trouble.I'm walking through the checkpoint and get pulled out of the line.In the first batch of questions, the goon asks me why I took a trip to St Martin.(At the time, I was carrying a bag with a SLR camera, and a bag full of snorkel gear (fins, mask, gloves, etc)).St Martin looks like this.[www.best-beaches.com image 800x600]Me: I was taking a vacation?// next dumbass question, he sees bottles of liquor in my checked bag (that I had already declared on the forms).Goon: "What are you going to do with these"Me: I'm going to drink them.// never flying through Newark again because apparently the goons there are dumber than average.
ChipNASA: Um[sfcitizen.com image 600x358][www.jersify.com image 274x282][fiftyfootant.com image 400x245][guidosblog.com image 600x687][i266.photobucket.com image 850x639][2.bp.blogspot.com image 400x272]
show me: theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.LOL! SICK BURNHey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.
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