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(NJ.com)   Wanna date with a wealthy, beautiful person? Try Newark Airport........srsly   (nj.com) divider line 84
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2013-03-07 02:41:19 PM
Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.
 
2013-03-07 02:41:55 PM

show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.


LOL! SICK BURN!!!
 
2013-03-07 03:02:12 PM
Was that stock photo taken with a potato?
 
2013-03-07 03:03:13 PM
The article counts lengthy delays as a plus, because you get more time to meet people. Really?
 
2013-03-07 03:04:54 PM
Subby says date, article says hook up

Subby sounds like a virgin
 
2013-03-07 03:05:26 PM
EWR is one of the better airports when it comes to bars in your terminal.

I'm looking at you LAX. 2 farking bars, one of which was a chili's, in the AA terminal? You should be ashamed.
 
2013-03-07 03:06:55 PM
for a toe tapping good time...
 
2013-03-07 03:07:35 PM
Is it okay if I wear jeans?
 
2013-03-07 03:07:44 PM
she better have poor eyesight and perfect penmanship
 
2013-03-07 03:08:28 PM
FTA:  The Philadelphia airport has 16 bars, seven lounges, 57 restaurants, and one magic shop and is notable for its "friendly locals,"

So Eagles fans don't fly, or are the bar wenches easy?
 
2013-03-07 03:08:45 PM
Fark newark airport, only airport where goons gave me trouble.

I'm walking through the checkpoint and get pulled out of the line.

In the first batch of questions, the goon asks me why I took a trip to St Martin.

(At the time, I was carrying a bag with a SLR camera, and a bag full of snorkel gear (fins, mask, gloves, etc)).

St Martin looks like this.

www.best-beaches.com

Me: I was taking a vacation?

// next dumbass question, he sees bottles of liquor in my checked bag (that I had already declared on the forms).

Goon: "What are you going to do with these"

Me: I'm going to drink them.

// never flying through Newark again because apparently the goons there are dumber than average.
 
2013-03-07 03:09:05 PM

show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.


My sister lives in Fanwood, 30 minutes from Newark. Quiet, tree lined streets, walking distance from the train station and you're in Manhattan in 45 minutes. I love it there.
 
2013-03-07 03:09:14 PM

JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

LOL! SICK BURN


Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.
 
2013-03-07 03:10:04 PM
"Its proximity to New York City means thousands of wealthy and beautiful people ..."

lolwut?

Is this how New York thinks the rest of the world sees them?
 
2013-03-07 03:10:35 PM

Um



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2013-03-07 03:11:00 PM
Philadelphia airport has 16 bars, seven lounges, 57 restaurants, and one magic shop

A magic shop at an airport? Don't they realize how dangerous that is?
 
2013-03-07 03:11:35 PM
I like Newark International.
 
2013-03-07 03:12:28 PM

Crewmannumber6: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

My sister lives in Fanwood, 30 minutes from Newark. Quiet, tree lined streets, walking distance from the train station and you're in Manhattan in 45 minutes. I love it there.


Westfield (right next door) is even prettier. I'd move there in  a heartbeat if my commute wouldn't be such a biatch.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:02 PM

theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

LOL! SICK BURN

Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.


I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:22 PM

LineNoise: EWR is one of the better airports when it comes to bars in your terminal.

I'm looking at you LAX. 2 farking bars, one of which was a chili's, in the AA terminal? You should be ashamed.


LAX is such a sorry excuse for an airport. Hopefully, the new international terminal will be up to international standards.
 
2013-03-07 03:15:43 PM
I don't particularly want to 'hook-up' in Newark airport (or anywhere else, although I did once have an unexpectedly intimate experience with a TSA official at O'Hare), but meetattheairport.com appears to have perfected time travel back to 1998*, which is something.

*'s web design. Seriously, I'm surprised there isn't a splash screen
 
2013-03-07 03:15:43 PM

show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.


OMG a new jersey joke! You're so clever!
 
2013-03-07 03:15:46 PM

show me: theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

LOL! SICK BURN

Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.

I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.


It's New Jersey.  Just do what the locals do and piss all over everything good and decent in this world.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:54 PM

ChipNASA: Um

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I'm not liking you right now.
(partly because I considered posting pics of that sort)
 
2013-03-07 03:17:56 PM

lordargent: Fark newark airport, only airport where goons gave me trouble.

I'm walking through the checkpoint and get pulled out of the line.

In the first batch of questions, the goon asks me why I took a trip to St Martin.

(At the time, I was carrying a bag with a SLR camera, and a bag full of snorkel gear (fins, mask, gloves, etc)).

St Martin looks like this.

[www.best-beaches.com image 800x600]

Me: I was taking a vacation?

// next dumbass question, he sees bottles of liquor in my checked bag (that I had already declared on the forms).

Goon: "What are you going to do with these"

Me: I'm going to drink them.

// never flying through Newark again because apparently the goons there are dumber than average.


You sound black/arabic
 
2013-03-07 03:21:35 PM

chopit: show me: theresnothinglft: JerseyTim: show me: Yeah, but you'd still be in New Jersey.

LOL! SICK BURN

Hey once you get out of the general Newark area New Jersey isn't that bad.

I was just making fun of the general perception of NJ. I drove through it once and it was lovely. Except for the fact that at the rest area I pulled into, there were NO FREAKING BATHROOMS. I thought that was the definition of a rest area.

It's New Jersey.  Just do what the locals do and piss all over everything good and decent in this world.


Funny enough, that's what I did. Didn't have much choice actually; my back teeth had been swimming since about Harrisburg.
 
2013-03-07 03:22:49 PM

Odd Bird: ChipNASA: Um

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I'm not liking you right now.
(partly because I considered posting pics of that sort)


Remember that the walking baseball mitt lives in Jersey too.
 
2013-03-07 03:24:02 PM
Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabic

How many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?

What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?
 
2013-03-07 03:24:50 PM

SurelyShirley: Hopefully, the new international terminal will be up to international standards.


LAX's biggest problem is its staff. The buildings aren't that bad, but what's with the geriatric immigration line (dis)organisers, the vile-tempered Korean customs officials and the barely conscious 'cleaners'?
 
2013-03-07 03:26:14 PM
Unless the lounges are suddenly teeming with Jamie Lynn Sigler clones these days, I call bullshiat.
 
2013-03-07 03:26:32 PM

LessO2: Odd Bird: ChipNASA: Um

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I'm not liking you right now.
(partly because I considered posting pics of that sort)

Remember that the walking baseball mitt lives in Jersey too.


I thought he was from Utah

images.politico.com
 
2013-03-07 03:27:53 PM

lordargent: Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabic

How many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?

What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?


It sounds like Banned On The Run was getting hassled by CBP, not the TSA, since he/she mentioned a declarations form.
 
2013-03-07 03:27:54 PM
I've heard the bathrooms are a great place to meet Congressmen.
 
2013-03-07 03:33:13 PM
She's got huge... tracks on tow vehicles!
She's got huge... tracts of runway!

/DNRTA
//she's a beautiful airport right?
 
2013-03-07 03:33:24 PM

lordargent: Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabic

How many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?

What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?


*clicks profile
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

How many terrorists  white folks are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag and don't get hassled?
 
2013-03-07 03:35:03 PM
The Philadelphia airport has 16 bars, seven lounges, 57 restaurants, and one magic shop and is notable for its "friendly locals,"

I don;t exactly know what the sentence is trying to imply.
 
2013-03-07 03:36:07 PM
Nice ad for an airport hookup/dating site.

Remember, the white zone is for the loading and unloading of passengers only.
 
2013-03-07 03:36:09 PM
I like Hartsfield because you can smoke in the little smoke box there. You come out smelling like charred rancid forcemeat, and then board a little jumper to nashville. the other passengers love it.
 
2013-03-07 03:38:07 PM

lordargent: Banned on the Run: You sound black/arabic
How many terrorists are carrying around 3k in camera gear, 2L of liquor, various souveniers, and a full snorkel bag?
What am I going to do? Cut someone with a fin? Bludgeon someone with the SLR body?


See, you just didn't realize that a black guy with snorkel gear is an automatic red flag, since all law enforcement officers know that black people don't swim.
 
2013-03-07 03:40:35 PM
Wanna bang a stewardess?  Find out where they layover and hit the hotel bar and start buying them drinks.
 
2013-03-07 03:43:03 PM

ChipNASA: www.jersify.com


Sorry, I would be all over that orange Jersey oompa loompa like a fat kid on a Flinstone push pop in the middle August.

I have no shame.
 
2013-03-07 03:47:02 PM
www.banzai-institute.com
 
2013-03-07 03:48:08 PM
LessO2: It sounds like Banned On The Run was getting hassled by CBP, not the TSA, since he/she mentioned a declarations form.

Actually, I mentioned the declarations form, and was getting hassled by customs.

So, I put the liquor on the declarations form (doing the right thing even though it's only about $50 worth of liquor), and they questioned me about it. It boggled my mind

// actually, it was just 1L of alcohol, the 2L was from a USVI trip (there's a higher limit when coming back from a us territory).
 
2013-03-07 03:48:32 PM

LineNoise: EWR is one of the better airports when it comes to bars in your terminal.

I'm looking at you LAX. 2 farking bars, one of which was a chili's, in the AA terminal? You should be ashamed.


Terminal C? Awesome. They have a Guinness bar, a Sam Adams place and a wine bar for drinking. I mean, hell there's a Gallagher's Steakhouse there.

Terminal A? They have a Chili's and a Starbucks. I hate flying US Air out of Newark because I know I'm going to the crap terminal. Haven't flown Delta out of B in a few years so who know's what's there now.
 
2013-03-07 03:49:15 PM
Banned on the Run: See, you just didn't realize that a black guy with snorkel gear is an automatic red flag, since all law enforcement officers know that black people don't swim.

But snorkeling isn't swimming, it's more like, guided floating.

// I don't go into water deeper than I can stand in.
 
2013-03-07 03:50:23 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Subby says date, article says hook up

Subby sounds like a virgin


===========

Subby is old and doesn't know the latest slang, or anything about that hip-mop music you kids listen to.  I just thought this story was  like copasetic, daddy-o.

/Get of lawn, etc
 
2013-03-07 03:55:51 PM

ChipNASA: Um


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Man, I'd be all over this Jersey girl.

Tell 'em, Tom Waits.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ROB8kI_fw
 
2013-03-07 03:56:31 PM

SuperNinjaToad: The Philadelphia airport has 16 bars, seven lounges, 57 restaurants, and one magic shop and is notable for its "friendly locals,"

I don;t exactly know what the sentence is trying to imply.


Philadelphia people are easy...
 
2013-03-07 03:58:39 PM

Dee Snarl: Philadelphia people are easy...


Kind of gives a weird feeling to the phrase 'City of Brotherly Love'
 
2013-03-07 04:05:19 PM

ChipNASA: Um

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WTF is that last photo?? Is that a joke or something? That's terrifying.
 
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