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2013-03-07 02:21:05 PM  
I doubt that mommy snail even knows she's carrying a passenger.
 
2013-03-07 02:36:18 PM  
Anthropomorphization of animals is a dangerous thing to do, subby. And also a cute thing. Cute as hell.
 
2013-03-07 02:59:26 PM  
Hmmm...so when our hamster ate her babies it was because of unconditional love?
 
2013-03-07 02:59:51 PM  
Animals are better at this than people are.
 
2013-03-07 03:00:24 PM  

Tellingthem: Hmmm...so when our hamster ate her babies it was because of unconditional love?


Sometimes it's the only way. Sort of like Mother Theresa.
 
2013-03-07 03:15:41 PM  
FOOBIES!

NSFW MODS!


/Hot Monkey Jungle Love....or Gorilla.....either way.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:59 PM  
I never thought I would ever type this:  baby snails are cute.

Not nearly as cute as that teeny cheetah, but cute.
 
2013-03-07 03:18:05 PM  

ChipNASA: FOOBIES!

NSFW MODS!

/Hot Monkey Jungle Love....or Gorilla.....either way.


nobodygoeshere.com
 
2013-03-07 03:18:10 PM  
You stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Goddamnitsomuch
 
2013-03-07 03:18:29 PM  
We call this a "Twofer" BOOM HEADSHOT!
 
2013-03-07 03:18:57 PM  
Except, ya know, with chickens and rodents and lizards and insects ...
 
2013-03-07 03:20:04 PM  
murderpedia.org
 
2013-03-07 03:20:13 PM  

megarian: You stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Goddamnitsomuch


i.imgur.com


/The giant boner smashing the desk and computer we can't post anymore...mods say it's nsfw.
 
2013-03-07 03:21:08 PM  
The otter baby is the winner for cutest.
 
2013-03-07 03:21:13 PM  
caseyanthony.jpeg
 
2013-03-07 03:21:15 PM  
LOLZ I forgetted the image

i.dailymail.co.uk

Now its a twofer
 
2013-03-07 03:22:42 PM  

ChipNASA: megarian: You stop it YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

Goddamnitsomuch




/The giant boner smashing the desk and computer we can't post anymore...mods say it's nsfw.


Bahahahahahaha!

Oh wow...
 
2013-03-07 03:23:16 PM  

Tellingthem: Hmmm...so when our hamster ate her babies it was because of unconditional love?


hamster babies or hamster teenagers?
 
2013-03-07 03:24:44 PM  
And I raise you....PIGLET SQUID!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-07 03:25:06 PM  
This article had me freaking out, thinking I was about to forget Mother's Day.
 
2013-03-07 03:25:21 PM  

ringersol: Except, ya know, with chickens and rodents and lizards and insects ...


I just Googled "cute spider" because I had a morbid curiosity.

I have to say, some of those spiders were pretty farking cute.
 
2013-03-07 03:27:45 PM  
It would only prove a mother's love for their baby is truly unconditional if they were ugly. Subby lacks logic.
 
2013-03-07 03:28:03 PM  

megarian: ringersol: Except, ya know, with chickens and rodents and lizards and insects ...

I just Googled "cute spider" because I had a morbid curiosity.

I have to say, some of those spiders were pretty farking cute.


I call the little buggers "web crawlers."
 
2013-03-07 03:28:13 PM  

show me: Anthropomorphization of animals is a dangerous thing to do, subby.

www.werepenguin.com

And also a cute thing. Cute as hell.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 03:29:15 PM  

megarian: ringersol: Except, ya know, with chickens and rodents and lizards and insects ...

I just Googled "cute spider" because I had a morbid curiosity.

I have to say, some of those spiders were pretty farking cute.

oi50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-07 03:30:27 PM  
Awwwww inspiring pictures. And then you scroll to the bottom of the page and have the story of a baby killed by her father while he was orally raping her.

/sometimes I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 
2013-03-07 03:30:27 PM  
Animals definitely do it better than us humans.

On another mildly related note, to those mothers who thought they wanted children but didn't, stop complaining about your children to me. I don't care. If you didn't really want them in the first place, don't have them. There are some wonderful people out there who would love to have kids and can't.
 
2013-03-07 03:30:29 PM  
You forgot "ugly ass," Subby. You forgot "ugly ass." *sniff*

/going to call my mother now
 
2013-03-07 03:32:28 PM  
Michael Moore and Mom
ts4.mm.bing.netts3.mm.bing.net
 
2013-03-07 03:32:35 PM  

ChipNASA: megarian: ringersol: Except, ya know, with chickens and rodents and lizards and insects ...

I just Googled "cute spider" because I had a morbid curiosity.

I have to say, some of those spiders were pretty farking cute.


Aw shiat....now I kind of like spiders. I've been looking at a video of a peacock spider doing this cute little dance... omg

Except banana spiders. fark that.
 
2013-03-07 03:33:29 PM  

BigBooper: Awwwww inspiring pictures. And then you scroll to the bottom of the page and have the story of a baby killed by her father while he was orally raping her.

 i129.photobucket.com


/someone had to do it.
 
2013-03-07 03:34:26 PM  
Faster, Mom - FASTER!!!
s18.postimage.org
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
2013-03-07 03:35:21 PM  
Oh FFS,  Subby

Yes, I just posted this to my mam's FB feed.
 
2013-03-07 03:35:47 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
www.spoofteam.com

Humans, fark yeah!
 
2013-03-07 03:36:43 PM  

GungFu: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 253x199]
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 634x425]
[www.spoofteam.com image 625x450]

Humans, fark yeah!


blog.timesunion.com
 
2013-03-07 03:37:03 PM  

BigBooper: Awwwww inspiring pictures. And then you scroll to the bottom of the page and have the story of a baby killed by her father while he was orally raping her.

/sometimes I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


Farking hell, I was hoping I was the only one that noticed that.  My contentedness with life in the moments between those two articles went from d'awwwww to nuke the farking planet from orbit and cast the survivors into the sun...
 
2013-03-07 03:38:23 PM  

ChipNASA: GungFu: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 253x199]
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 634x425]
[www.spoofteam.com image 625x450]

Humans, fark yeah!

[blog.timesunion.com image 500x280]


And now, I have a farking sad.  IS THERE NOTHING WHOLESOME, INTERNET?? NOTHING YOU WON'T DESTROY??
 
2013-03-07 03:38:33 PM  
i1078.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-07 03:40:12 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Faster, Mom - FASTER!!!

WHEEEEEEEE!!!!


You read my mind.
 
2013-03-07 03:40:45 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-07 03:47:07 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

/SQUEEEEEEEEE!
 
2013-03-07 03:50:57 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x428]

/SQUEEEEEEEEE!


D'awww, look at the happy little spider!

/faith in humanity restored
 
2013-03-07 03:52:01 PM  
Unless it's my whore wife that pretty much abandons her kid off on me to raise while she goes out drinking.
 
2013-03-07 03:53:38 PM  

neongoats: This article had me freaking out, thinking I was about to forget Mother's Day.


This Sunday is "Mothering Sunday" in the UK.
 
2013-03-07 03:55:59 PM  
Atomic Spunk:
murderpedia.org

media.tumblr.com
                                           Good for her
 
2013-03-07 03:56:02 PM  
This article had me freaking out, thinking I was about to forget Mother's Day.This
I was frantically searching the calender
 
2013-03-07 03:58:03 PM  
For pretty much all of the animals except for the most social ones (gorillas and elephants, for instance), once the offspring gets to a certain point of development, the mother will no longer give a shiat about them.

It's not really "love."
 
2013-03-07 04:03:12 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Faster, Mom - FASTER!!!
[s18.postimage.org image 470x670]
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!


Arguably, that could also be a dad snail. Gastropods are flexible about the whole gender role thing.
 
2013-03-07 04:08:19 PM  

NotARocketScientist: This article had me freaking out, thinking I was about to forget Mother's Day.This
I was frantically searching the calender


Thank fark for Mother's Day! You kinda forget them for the rest of the year.
 
2013-03-07 04:11:55 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.


I don't agree. Animals will abandon their offspring as well, or reject them in some way. In the wild, that means that the offspring dies within hours. In human society, at least, there are mechanisms to prevent that from happening.
 
2013-03-07 04:12:36 PM  

RexTalionis: L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.

I don't agree. Animals will abandon their offspring as well, or reject them in some way. In the wild, that means that the offspring dies within hours. In human society, at least, there are mechanisms to prevent that from happening.


Not 100% effective mechanisms, mind you, but we do have an adoption and foster system for children who were given up by their parents.
 
2013-03-07 04:15:05 PM  

GungFu: NotARocketScientist: This article had me freaking out, thinking I was about to forget Mother's Day.This
I was frantically searching the calender

Thank fark for Mother's Day! You kinda forget them for the rest of the year.


I would forget mine if it weren't for the weekly therapy sessions...
 
2013-03-07 04:16:19 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
An Olive Baboon holds out her young on disaply

ha, more like "get down!" "ma! leggo, I don wanna!"
 
2013-03-07 04:17:10 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

I farking LOVE coke!!
 
2013-03-07 04:19:20 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x428]

/SQUEEEEEEEEEKK!


FTFY
 
2013-03-07 04:19:45 PM  

L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.


you must have clicked on the story at the bottom about the baby who died after being orally raped by her father.

that shiat gave me infinite sads
 
2013-03-07 04:26:29 PM  

Coastalgrl: Animals definitely do it better than us humans.

On another mildly related note, to those mothers who thought they wanted children but didn't, stop complaining about your children to me. I don't care. If you didn't really want them in the first place, don't have them. There are some wonderful people out there who would love to have kids and can't.


and those ppl will eventually complain about them too.
 
2013-03-07 04:32:06 PM  

RexTalionis: RexTalionis: L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.

I don't agree. Animals will abandon their offspring as well, or reject them in some way. In the wild, that means that the offspring dies within hours. In human society, at least, there are mechanisms to prevent that from happening.

Not 100% effective mechanisms, mind you, but we do have an adoption and foster system for children who were given up by their parents.


We're not unique in that, although we are more consciously systematic. Animals will sometimes foster other animals' offspring, even outside of the species. (Considering that some human parents won't adopt outside of race, that's huge.) We may see this more with domesticated species and otherwise captive animals, but not always.

So there's that.
 
2013-03-07 04:32:39 PM  
Shoebills beg to differ, subby.
 
2013-03-07 04:45:11 PM  
I remember Morgan telling Rick how much his wife loved their son.
 
2013-03-07 04:45:58 PM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x488]
An Olive Baboon holds out her young on disaply

ha, more like "get down!" "ma! leggo, I don wanna!"


odd... what came to me was "I wish we could afford a proper toilet".
 
2013-03-07 04:48:03 PM  

Canton: RexTalionis: RexTalionis: L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.

I don't agree. Animals will abandon their offspring as well, or reject them in some way. In the wild, that means that the offspring dies within hours. In human society, at least, there are mechanisms to prevent that from happening.

Not 100% effective mechanisms, mind you, but we do have an adoption and foster system for children who were given up by their parents.

We're not unique in that, although we are more consciously systematic. Animals will sometimes foster other animals' offspring, even outside of the species. (Considering that some human parents won't adopt outside of race, that's huge.) We may see this more with domesticated species and otherwise captive animals, but not always.

So there's that.



This is one thing I don't understand about human behaviour.  There ARE systems in place.  One, in particular, is that you can bring a baby to a hospital or a police station, anywhere in the country, and they will take it.  You can walk away with no questions asked.  Yes, there are people who throw their baby off a bridge, or throw it in the garbage.

That just doesn't make sense.

Now as far as animals go...  Some parents are better than others, as pictured in TFA.  Then there are others (I'd say the majority), that totally leave their kids to their own devices before the eggs even hatch.  No parental instinct there  at all.  And evolution has dealt with this in two ways, 1. ridiculouos numbers of offspring, and 2. Excellent instincts right from birth.

I don't know where I'm going with this.  It's almost 5:00.  I'm going home...
 
2013-03-07 04:54:44 PM  
Emperor penguin? Are they sure this is the mother?
 
2013-03-07 04:59:31 PM  

Tellingthem: Hmmm...so when our hamster ate her babies it was because of unconditional love?


In the comments of that article some dipshiat claimed humans are the only species where mothers murder their young.
 
2013-03-07 05:19:29 PM  

Noobian Noob: L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.

you must have clicked on the story at the bottom about the baby who died after being orally raped by her father.

that shiat gave me infinite sads


crap like this makes me wish there was a god so people like this can go to hell. but alas.
 
2013-03-07 05:47:24 PM  

Sapper_Topo: LOLZ I forgetted the image

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 470x500]

Now its a twofer



http://www.seecalifornia.com/festivals/cedarville-squirrel-roundup.h tm l
 
2013-03-07 05:54:42 PM  
I have an off the topic question, how do you view Daily Mail articles without the annoying fake news FEMAL side pics?
 
2013-03-07 05:57:08 PM  
Holy crap, those are cute. Even the snail picture.
 
2013-03-07 06:03:19 PM  
This is the second time today Fark has given me the diabeetus. Please stop doing that!
 
2013-03-07 06:27:19 PM  
If you want to see this, GIS "cute animals". Don't click on daily fail links.
 
2013-03-07 06:50:49 PM  
... except for all those species who eat their own young when times get tough.
 
2013-03-07 07:18:53 PM  

BigBooper: Awwwww inspiring pictures. And then you scroll to the bottom of the page and have the story of a baby killed by her father while he was orally raping her.

/sometimes I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


I just saw that...

You prep the ship, I'll fly it, and we and anyone else that wants to come, can get off this sick farking planet.
 
2013-03-07 07:22:39 PM  

GungFu: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 253x199]
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 634x425]
[www.spoofteam.com image 625x450]

Humans, fark yeah!


When aliens show up, and ask why humanity shouldn't be destroyed. I'll think of these pictures, and say: "Aw fark it, go ahead."
 
2013-03-07 07:28:25 PM  

Tellingthem: Hmmm...so when our hamster ate her babies it was because of unconditional love?


Yeah, but it was the same kinda love the women in advertisments have for diet snacks
 
2013-03-07 07:36:36 PM  

Canton: Arguably, that could also be a dad snail. Gastropods are flexible about the whole gender role thing.


So, no fundamentalist gastropods?
 
2013-03-07 07:37:53 PM  
www.spoofteam.com

Why does the girl on the left have a dildo in her mouth?
Is Honey BooBoo's mom trying to do a duckface, or is that her normal expression?
/would totally hit the MILF on the right
 
2013-03-07 07:46:04 PM  
FTFA: "A Baby Beluga Wale with its mother as they swim through the ocean together"

Not to rain on how adorable those pictures were...but come on now!
 
2013-03-07 07:53:09 PM  

crabsno termites: Canton: Arguably, that could also be a dad snail. Gastropods are flexible about the whole gender role thing.

So, no fundamentalist gastropods?


Mostly, but the jury's still out on limpets...
 
2013-03-07 08:04:18 PM  

Canton: crabsno termites: Canton: Arguably, that could also be a dad snail. Gastropods are flexible about the whole gender role thing.

So, no fundamentalist gastropods?

Mostly, but the jury's still out on limpets...


Seems like some of the annelids have identity problems . . .
 
2013-03-07 08:40:43 PM  

Coastalgrl: Animals definitely do it better than us humans.

On another mildly related note, to those mothers who thought they wanted children but didn't, stop complaining about your children to me. I don't care. If you didn't really want them in the first place, don't have them. There are some wonderful people out there who would love to have kids and can't.


I am friends with a "Christian author" who writes books about her struggles being a parent. I just want to punch her in the head. I'd love to have another baby! I don't know what her freaking problem is but she has 100s of followers commenting that they "struggle" being parents. I don't understand why she and her followers continue to have babies if it just makes them so incredibly unhappy.
/sorry about the rant. I think my clock is ticking.
 
2013-03-07 09:37:06 PM  
Not one giraffe?
farm9.staticflickr.com
farm4.staticflickr.com
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-07 09:41:37 PM  

mrlewish: Noobian Noob: L.D. Ablo: Animals are better at this than people are.

you must have clicked on the story at the bottom about the baby who died after being orally raped by her father.

that shiat gave me infinite sads

crap like this makes me wish there was a god so people like this can go to hell. but alas.


I so wish I had not read that.  I also hope that this monster is raped to death with a razor covered monster dildo.
 
2013-03-07 11:29:30 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x428]

/SQUEEEEEEEEE!


media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-03-07 11:33:48 PM  

GungFu: [encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com image 253x199]
[blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 634x425]
[www.spoofteam.com image 625x450]

Humans, fark yeah!


Please, please tell me that that last photo is from a movie or Photoshopped or something and does not reflect an actual event that really happened unironically in the real word.
 
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