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2013-03-07 02:17:16 PM  
Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?
 
2013-03-07 02:45:27 PM  

xanadian: Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


That they'd make great gerbil substitutes for size queens?
 
2013-03-07 03:12:20 PM  
Moo. We are a cow. Take us to China.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:45 PM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?



Uh, I think so xanadian, but this time, you wear the tutu
 
2013-03-07 03:26:30 PM  
#16: Peanut Butter
 
2013-03-07 03:37:35 PM  

Funbags: #16: Peanut Butter


*cluck*
 
2013-03-07 03:38:56 PM  
uugghh!  whats w/ chicks and keeping rodents for pets?
 
2013-03-07 03:48:00 PM  

GonzoNihilist: uugghh!  whats w/ chicks and keeping rodents for pets?


What? You think that it would be better if they collected losers like yourself as pets?

They don't think so.
 
2013-03-07 04:17:05 PM  
That got slightly more clever as the tricks went on. And then towards the end it got slightly creepier as you could peer into the mind of the trainer who thought up those situations.
 
2013-03-07 04:23:57 PM  
southparkstudios-intl.mtvnimages.com

Minions!
 
2013-03-07 04:35:29 PM  

Funbags: #16: Peanut Butter


I'm sorry.
 
2013-03-07 04:38:05 PM  
Was that a boob jump?
 
2013-03-07 04:40:38 PM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


I think so, xanadian, but I find scratching just makes it worse.
 
2013-03-07 04:49:27 PM  
Rats actually make really great pets so long as you clean their cage and bathe them frequently. They're almost like little dogs, only you don't have to take them on walks. They're also way more fun than lizards, birds or fish. The only problem is that they can get antisocial if you don't play with them enough, and you have to have at least two, or they'll go crazy.
 
2013-03-07 04:59:29 PM  
^
And the male shave HUUUGE balls. My daughter had a pet mouse, after 2 weeks, it was quite obvious he was a male.
RIP, Pepper, who lost his right eye in a tragic wheel accident.
 
2013-03-07 05:01:19 PM  

Maud Dib: ^
And the male shave males have HUUUGE balls. My daughter had a pet mouse, after 2 weeks, it was quite obvious he was a male.
RIP, Pepper, who lost his right eye in a tragic wheel accident.





Awkward.

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-03-07 05:02:10 PM  
Too bad you can't teach them not to crap everywhere and generally spread filth and pestilence.
 
2013-03-07 05:08:31 PM  
Had a couple large rats as a kid, one was VERY well trained, though not to this level. He did use his cage as a liter box though, didn't have to go around cleaning up after him. Yes, they have giant balls.
 
2013-03-07 06:45:26 PM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


I think so xanadian, but where are we going to get lederhosen at this time of night?
 
2013-03-07 06:51:46 PM  
I was digging that first song, anyone know who it was?
 
2013-03-07 07:27:10 PM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


Yes, but where are we going to find 50 gals of tapioca at this hour?
 
2013-03-07 07:40:16 PM  
This thread took a dark turn real fast.
 
2013-03-07 09:44:45 PM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


I think so, but if they called them Sad Meals, kids wouldn't buy them.
 
2013-03-07 11:47:26 PM  
It's just the wind, Mother
 
2013-03-07 11:50:52 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Too bad you can't teach them not to crap everywhere and generally spread filth and pestilence.


Except you can...and that filth and pestilence....most of that came from us first anyway.

Thanks, subby (and mods), this made my day.
 
2013-03-08 02:23:04 AM  
I bet her carpet smells....
 
2013-03-08 06:23:51 AM  

xanadian: Huh.

Are you all pondering what I am pondering?


I think so, Xanadian, but me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?
 
2013-03-09 03:16:45 AM  

Dick Stallion: I bet her carpet smells....


giggity

oh wait you mean on the floor
 
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