CujoQuarrel: you have pee hands: I wouldn't live anywhere in Jersey they'd rent me for $300 a month, either.
Tommy Moo: 3) Seal every seam between every baseboard, floor, cabinet, and wall with caulk
Tommy Moo: 1) Rent $300 Brooklyn apartment2) Throw away everything inside3) Seal every seam between every baseboard, floor, cabinet, and wall with caulk4) Clean everything5) Spend $1000 on decent second hand furniture6) Enjoy livable, bug-free apartment for $300/mo7) Call landlord every week to complain about living conditions so he doesn't figure out that you fixed it and raise your rent
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