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(NJ.com)   After you fall out your window, are naked and covered in blood, do you (a) tell the police how it happened? (b) ask to be taken to the nearest hospital, or (c) scream at the police and insist on remaining naked?   (nj.com) divider line 8
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2013-03-07 11:57:20 AM
1 votes:
When I hit my head, how far out of my mind did I go? (Rolling a D20 for concussion.)
2013-03-07 11:53:11 AM
1 votes:
Sounds like menopause, incoherent mood swings and hot flashes.  At some point, did she ask the officers if they still found her attractive?
2013-03-07 11:47:19 AM
1 votes:
I'm not saying sh*t about how my classmates spilled pig's blood on me and I murdered them all in a fiery telekinetic rage.

Never talk to cops. I want my lawyer. And a large towel.
2013-03-07 11:46:55 AM
1 votes:
Depends. Am I super drunk and have I recently puked? In that case, yeah...just leave me there and let me sleep.
2013-03-07 11:45:41 AM
1 votes:
What drugs am I on?
prescription medication and vodka.
Then C
2013-03-07 11:43:44 AM
1 votes:
Leave me alone! I know what I'm doing!
2013-03-07 11:43:43 AM
1 votes:
Depends. Am I totally jacked up on meth at the time?
2013-03-07 11:42:34 AM
1 votes:
C- I always insist on being naked!
 
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