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(Examiner)   "Explicit sexual activity" warning attached to this week's Walking Dead. Finally, the steamy rotting corpse on corpse action all us fans have been waiting for   (examiner.com) divider line 47
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2013-03-07 12:03:05 PM
7 votes:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.
2013-03-07 02:14:59 PM
6 votes:

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


actionflickchick.com
2013-03-07 02:22:05 PM
4 votes:

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


www.sectalk.com
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM
4 votes:
Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

www.tvequals.com
2013-03-09 11:33:56 AM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com
2013-03-07 12:01:05 PM
3 votes:
I'm hoping that the group raids the governor's community, take the governor hostage, and lets Maggie peg his eye socket to climax.
2013-03-07 11:36:42 AM
3 votes:
"This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."
2013-03-07 09:01:41 PM
2 votes:
fap?

www.horrormovienews.net
2013-03-07 06:02:48 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and Herschel are both recently single. They may discover thier mutual respect runs deeper and find themselves in an intimate embrace.
2013-03-07 04:41:53 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 04:31:26 PM
2 votes:
I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series
2013-03-07 03:17:21 PM
2 votes:
blogs-images.forbes.com
2013-03-07 02:21:48 PM
2 votes:

RantCasey: Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

[www.tvequals.com image 653x367]


Isn't that basically the plot of the last Twilight movie?
2013-03-07 02:11:42 PM
2 votes:
semiotix:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

cdn3.hark.com
2013-03-07 02:08:57 PM
2 votes:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."
2013-03-07 02:03:40 PM
2 votes:
Call me, Carl.

i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 02:01:16 PM
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.


I was going to say I'd go to jail for some of that, but really I'd already be in a jail
2013-03-07 01:27:05 PM
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no


Best quote from his character in the entire series so far

"Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind "
2013-03-07 12:51:48 PM
2 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?
2013-03-07 11:40:57 AM
2 votes:
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.
2013-03-07 07:29:43 PM
1 votes:

umad: js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series

I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.


Morgan would like a word with you.  And he'd probably like to clear Andrea.
2013-03-07 07:11:32 PM
1 votes:

js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series


I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.
2013-03-07 05:50:23 PM
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]

28 year old's dude...


Then get the hell out of my way!

/fist of angry god
//king of Britain
/// disappointing her
2013-03-07 04:31:16 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.

It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.


Then cut to Carl starring off into space, shaking off the thought/idea, and then shoots a walker in the head.
2013-03-07 04:15:38 PM
1 votes:
Even when they just hug, all I can think about is how bad everyone must smell.
2013-03-07 04:04:06 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.


It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.
2013-03-07 03:35:37 PM
1 votes:
It's going to be between Morgan and Milton with Michone holding the camera.
2013-03-07 03:16:40 PM
1 votes:
I'll bet Merle's stumpin for some action with Michon... I mean he did say sorry.
2013-03-07 02:52:04 PM
1 votes:

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


i2.wp.com
2013-03-07 02:32:09 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.
2013-03-07 02:18:04 PM
1 votes:

semiotix: "Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-07 02:05:38 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Take a seat over there please
2013-03-07 02:03:26 PM
1 votes:

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


My prediction is a double sided dildo show a la Requiem for a Dream with Michonne's slaves tied up watching.
2013-03-07 01:56:02 PM
1 votes:

No Such Agency: scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.


He was talking about her HAND
2013-03-07 01:48:55 PM
1 votes:

karmaceutical: So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard


Flashback Andrea and her sister getting close before her sister bought the farm.

Or, zombie Shane still doing zombie Laurie. Need some reason why they are still moving, though.

Still waiting for Jim to return.
2013-03-07 01:45:49 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Merle and Glenn.


Link
2013-03-07 01:39:43 PM
1 votes:
So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard
2013-03-07 01:37:14 PM
1 votes:
A flashback to Shane banging another one out with Lori at the farm while Rick's out looking for Carl?
2013-03-07 01:30:27 PM
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Carl didn't have a problem blasting Lori in the face, so I'd imagine Beth won't be no thang.

Jokes aside, I bet it'll be some "angry sexin'" between Andrea and the Governor, considering she apparently gets at least Rick into Woodbury.
2013-03-07 01:22:16 PM
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


Link
2013-03-07 01:17:08 PM
1 votes:

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie
2013-03-07 01:09:52 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and the Governor finally work things out.
2013-03-07 01:08:34 PM
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


that is my new favorite euphemism
2013-03-07 01:05:08 PM
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

When they were hashing things out before she went back to Woodburry, there was definitely subtext at work.


ding ding ding
Winner!
At least that is what I think.

Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......
2013-03-07 12:53:49 PM
1 votes:
scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.
2013-03-07 12:22:21 PM
1 votes:
Carl gonna get raped.
2013-03-07 11:39:37 AM
1 votes:

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


It'll be Andrea and the Governor.  That's all her character is good for at the moment, anyway.
 
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