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(Examiner)   "Explicit sexual activity" warning attached to this week's Walking Dead. Finally, the steamy rotting corpse on corpse action all us fans have been waiting for   (examiner.com) divider line 46
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2013-03-07 12:57:49 PM  
4 votes:
What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.
2013-03-07 01:04:07 PM  
3 votes:
Daryl and Carol
2013-03-07 04:31:26 PM  
2 votes:
I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series
2013-03-07 02:18:32 PM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


The actress who plays Beth is old enough to be Carl's mother. But hey, it's the Apocalypse. Things happen.

That's what bugged me about Axel creeping on Beth--the way he asked about her age, and reacted when she said she was 16. "Innnnnnnnteresting!" As though Georgia age-of-consent laws were the only thing that stood between him and some romance. In an actual zombiepocalypse, he'd either have raped her on the spot, or been preemptively castrated by Herschel as a condition of staying in the group.
2013-03-07 02:18:23 PM  
2 votes:
It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!
2013-03-07 02:08:57 PM  
2 votes:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."
2013-03-07 01:59:41 PM  
2 votes:
I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.
2013-03-07 12:01:05 PM  
2 votes:
I'm hoping that the group raids the governor's community, take the governor hostage, and lets Maggie peg his eye socket to climax.
2013-03-07 11:40:57 AM  
2 votes:
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.
2013-03-07 11:36:42 AM  
2 votes:
"This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."
2013-03-08 09:36:38 AM  
1 votes:
Speaking of sex and The Walking Dead...

Did you know Dale played Russian sexual sadist/murderer Andre Chikatilo in HBO's Citizen X...sometime in the early 90's.
If you get the chance, watch it...full movie is on Youtube.

That is...if you want to see a much younger Dale stabbing hookers to death in rather brutal fashion.
I've seen it several times...as I'm sure you've figured.
2013-03-08 08:38:22 AM  
1 votes:

Sultan Of Herf: I havent seen this show since a couple episodes after the kid got shot...I dont even know who half the characters you people are talking about are.


Thanks for checking in to give us an update.
2013-03-08 07:37:55 AM  
1 votes:
You guys are going to be mad when it's Carol and Darryl.

Dirty redneck buttsecks.
2013-03-07 07:29:43 PM  
1 votes:

umad: js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series

I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.


Morgan would like a word with you.  And he'd probably like to clear Andrea.
2013-03-07 05:55:38 PM  
1 votes:

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/


Yeah, those are killer spoilers that I would advise people to not read if they are upset by spoilers.  Are those the entries that they are going to list as guide previews for the upcoming episodes or something?

I, however, am grateful for them because I'd rather know what's coming.
2013-03-07 05:36:56 PM  
1 votes:
subby:  Finally, the steamy rotting corpse on corpse action all us fans have been waiting for

So, my parents in bed?
2013-03-07 05:02:55 PM  
1 votes:
Answer a question to continue viewing this slideshow

how'bout you go fark yourself? As if a slideshow alone wasn't bad enough.

/farking die, examiner
2013-03-07 04:41:53 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-07 04:02:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'm taking the longshot... Merle forcibly sodomizes the young blonde girl.
2013-03-07 03:48:12 PM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: "This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."


No kidding. An "Almost Rape" scene, Human Torture, and various acts of human indecency..... and the show gets a 'sexual content' warning? Our country is so ass backwards.
2013-03-07 03:46:03 PM  
1 votes:
The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/
2013-03-07 03:29:36 PM  
1 votes:
I bet Carol and Daryl.
2013-03-07 03:17:21 PM  
1 votes:
blogs-images.forbes.com
2013-03-07 03:12:39 PM  
1 votes:
As much fun as we're having with this, I really don't expect it to be titillating.
2013-03-07 02:52:04 PM  
1 votes:

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


i2.wp.com
2013-03-07 02:21:55 PM  
1 votes:
Everybody is going to rape the governor
2013-03-07 02:14:30 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Where do you think Carl will be when he gets raped?  In the house?
2013-03-07 02:13:57 PM  
1 votes:
It's the Walking Dead.  I'm not expecting anything remotely fap-worthy.
2013-03-07 02:11:42 PM  
1 votes:
semiotix:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

cdn3.hark.com
2013-03-07 02:01:56 PM  
1 votes:

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


Once he finds out she protected and helped Carl and is actually worthwhile unlike Lori, I think that will probably be enough of an interest. Oh, and the fact they both speak to dead people and are equally crazy.
2013-03-07 01:56:39 PM  
1 votes:
All i'm going to say is that if this where a real scenario, someone would have been caught bangin' a headless, armless walker chick by now.
2013-03-07 01:52:42 PM  
1 votes:

Funbags: Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.

No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.


Most likely. Also driving a further wedge between Herschel and Rick before the inevitable showdown at the end of the season. I imagine a schizm in the group where Herschel takes Beth and the baby and gets out of the prison before all the fighting goes down.
2013-03-07 01:48:37 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.
2013-03-07 01:38:09 PM  
1 votes:

kronicfeld: At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.


That little shiat is going to get more tail at pre-High School than the rest of us Farkers ever did.

/impressed
2013-03-07 01:27:05 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no


Best quote from his character in the entire series so far

"Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind "
2013-03-07 01:25:07 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no
2013-03-07 01:20:04 PM  
1 votes:

MyKingdomForYourHorse: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie


LOL!
Well said.
2013-03-07 01:17:08 PM  
1 votes:

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

www.tvequals.com
2013-03-07 01:08:34 PM  
1 votes:

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


that is my new favorite euphemism
2013-03-07 01:04:20 PM  
1 votes:

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.



You got my vote Mr.

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2013-03-07 12:53:42 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: Carl gonna get raped him some Beth.

/FTFY

2013-03-07 12:22:21 PM  
1 votes:
Carl gonna get raped.
2013-03-07 12:03:05 PM  
1 votes:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.
2013-03-07 11:41:22 AM  
1 votes:
Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.
2013-03-07 11:21:16 AM  
1 votes:
C'mon, Maggie!
 
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