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2013-03-07 11:21:16 AM  
C'mon, Maggie!
 
2013-03-07 11:36:23 AM  

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


She's too upset at Glenn for caring whether she was raped or not.
 
2013-03-07 11:36:42 AM  
"This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."
 
2013-03-07 11:39:37 AM  

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


It'll be Andrea and the Governor.  That's all her character is good for at the moment, anyway.
 
2013-03-07 11:40:57 AM  
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.
 
2013-03-07 11:41:22 AM  
Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.
 
2013-03-07 12:01:05 PM  
I'm hoping that the group raids the governor's community, take the governor hostage, and lets Maggie peg his eye socket to climax.
 
2013-03-07 12:03:05 PM  
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.
 
2013-03-07 12:22:21 PM  
Carl gonna get raped.
 
2013-03-07 12:50:30 PM  
Unlikely
 
2013-03-07 12:51:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?
 
2013-03-07 12:53:42 PM  

Walker: Carl gonna get raped him some Beth.

/FTFY

 
2013-03-07 12:53:49 PM  
scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.
 
2013-03-07 12:57:49 PM  
What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.
 
2013-03-07 01:00:27 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


When they were hashing things out before she went back to Woodburry, there was definitely subtext at work.
 
2013-03-07 01:04:07 PM  
Daryl and Carol
 
2013-03-07 01:04:20 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.



You got my vote Mr.

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-03-07 01:05:08 PM  

Crewmannumber6: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

When they were hashing things out before she went back to Woodburry, there was definitely subtext at work.


ding ding ding
Winner!
At least that is what I think.

Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......
 
2013-03-07 01:08:34 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


that is my new favorite euphemism
 
2013-03-07 01:09:52 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and the Governor finally work things out.
 
2013-03-07 01:12:45 PM  
You gonn get raped.jpeg
 
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM  
Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

www.tvequals.com
 
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


Merle alluded to that when he first met up with the group, but I just chalked it up to his a-holeish way of saying juust the right things to push everyone's buttons.
 
2013-03-07 01:15:36 PM  

Crewmannumber6: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

that is my new favorite euphemism


If the show was on Showtime or HBO they could get away with it.
But not on AMC.
But still funny to think of. Glenn would be even more bent than he is now.
 
2013-03-07 01:17:08 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie
 
2013-03-07 01:20:04 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie


LOL!
Well said.
 
2013-03-07 01:21:17 PM  
Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.
 
2013-03-07 01:22:16 PM  

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


Link
 
2013-03-07 01:25:07 PM  

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no
 
2013-03-07 01:26:33 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

Link


Oh man.....that is a keeper.
lol
 
2013-03-07 01:27:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no


Best quote from his character in the entire series so far

"Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind "
 
2013-03-07 01:29:37 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

Link


Oh shiat! I had that gun. Bought it specifically because of that terrible idea for a commercial. In fact, I need to go look in the garage for my Oozinator, I'm sure they still sell the stuff on eBay.
 
2013-03-07 01:30:22 PM  

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Last?
 
2013-03-07 01:30:27 PM  

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Carl didn't have a problem blasting Lori in the face, so I'd imagine Beth won't be no thang.

Jokes aside, I bet it'll be some "angry sexin'" between Andrea and the Governor, considering she apparently gets at least Rick into Woodbury.
 
2013-03-07 01:37:14 PM  
A flashback to Shane banging another one out with Lori at the farm while Rick's out looking for Carl?
 
2013-03-07 01:38:09 PM  

kronicfeld: At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.


That little shiat is going to get more tail at pre-High School than the rest of us Farkers ever did.

/impressed
 
2013-03-07 01:39:43 PM  
So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard
 
2013-03-07 01:42:01 PM  

kronicfeld: At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.

 
2013-03-07 01:43:29 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.
 
2013-03-07 01:43:47 PM  

karmaceutical: So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard


Having a crappy morning at work and posts like this one are saving me.
Cheers to you all.
 
2013-03-07 01:45:49 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Merle and Glenn.


Link
 
2013-03-07 01:45:52 PM  
"I'll keep an eye out for ya..."
 
2013-03-07 01:48:37 PM  

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.
 
2013-03-07 01:48:55 PM  

karmaceutical: So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard


Flashback Andrea and her sister getting close before her sister bought the farm.

Or, zombie Shane still doing zombie Laurie. Need some reason why they are still moving, though.

Still waiting for Jim to return.
 
2013-03-07 01:51:25 PM  
As long as it's not the over the top bullshiat they try to pull on FX
 
2013-03-07 01:52:34 PM  

syberpud: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?


The gay amputee fetishist market is starving for new material.

/or so I hear
 
2013-03-07 01:52:42 PM  

Funbags: Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.

No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.


Most likely. Also driving a further wedge between Herschel and Rick before the inevitable showdown at the end of the season. I imagine a schizm in the group where Herschel takes Beth and the baby and gets out of the prison before all the fighting goes down.
 
2013-03-07 01:56:02 PM  

No Such Agency: scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.


He was talking about her HAND
 
2013-03-07 01:56:39 PM  
All i'm going to say is that if this where a real scenario, someone would have been caught bangin' a headless, armless walker chick by now.
 
2013-03-07 01:57:35 PM  
were*

\fark sake
 
2013-03-07 01:57:45 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


my body is ready
 
2013-03-07 01:58:47 PM  
Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 01:59:41 PM  
I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.
 
2013-03-07 02:01:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.


I was going to say I'd go to jail for some of that, but really I'd already be in a jail
 
2013-03-07 02:01:56 PM  

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


Once he finds out she protected and helped Carl and is actually worthwhile unlike Lori, I think that will probably be enough of an interest. Oh, and the fact they both speak to dead people and are equally crazy.
 
2013-03-07 02:02:42 PM  

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


In the comics they build more of a sister/brother style of relationship. Until Rick hooks up with Andrea.
 
2013-03-07 02:03:26 PM  

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


My prediction is a double sided dildo show a la Requiem for a Dream with Michonne's slaves tied up watching.
 
2013-03-07 02:03:40 PM  
Call me, Carl.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 02:05:38 PM  

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Take a seat over there please
 
2013-03-07 02:08:57 PM  
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."
 
2013-03-07 02:11:42 PM  
semiotix:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

cdn3.hark.com
 
2013-03-07 02:13:17 PM  

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


Caught that too.  Also, Rick seems to be one of the few people she seems to have sympathy for.
 
2013-03-07 02:13:57 PM  
It's the Walking Dead.  I'm not expecting anything remotely fap-worthy.
 
2013-03-07 02:14:30 PM  

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Where do you think Carl will be when he gets raped?  In the house?
 
2013-03-07 02:14:59 PM  

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


actionflickchick.com
 
2013-03-07 02:18:04 PM  

semiotix: "Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 02:18:23 PM  
It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!
 
2013-03-07 02:18:32 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


The actress who plays Beth is old enough to be Carl's mother. But hey, it's the Apocalypse. Things happen.

That's what bugged me about Axel creeping on Beth--the way he asked about her age, and reacted when she said she was 16. "Innnnnnnnteresting!" As though Georgia age-of-consent laws were the only thing that stood between him and some romance. In an actual zombiepocalypse, he'd either have raped her on the spot, or been preemptively castrated by Herschel as a condition of staying in the group.
 
2013-03-07 02:20:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.
 
2013-03-07 02:21:29 PM  

No Such Agency:[cdn3.hark.com image 281x240]

kumanoki: [actionflickchick.com image 500x281]

MyKingdomForYourHorse: [dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com image 399x196]


tvmedia.ign.com  Hooray! I'm a meme now!
 
2013-03-07 02:21:48 PM  

RantCasey: Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

[www.tvequals.com image 653x367]


Isn't that basically the plot of the last Twilight movie?
 
2013-03-07 02:21:55 PM  
Everybody is going to rape the governor
 
2013-03-07 02:22:05 PM  

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


www.sectalk.com
 
2013-03-07 02:23:08 PM  
Rick and the Governor, but Rick is hallucinating again and thinks it's Lorrie so only the Gov is gay.

Book it, done.
 
2013-03-07 02:23:36 PM  

semiotix: Hooray! I'm a meme now!


I love that I got the Buck like to fark in right after the Shocked face
 
2013-03-07 02:25:43 PM  
let's just hope it's not the explicit sexual activity the comic has in it
 
2013-03-07 02:32:09 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.
 
2013-03-07 02:35:01 PM  
Maybe some of the zombies get it on.  Why won't anyone think of the zombies?
 
2013-03-07 02:40:51 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: semiotix: Hooray! I'm a meme now!

I love that I got the Buck like to fark in right after the Shocked face


I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"
 
2013-03-07 02:43:19 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]

It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.


Holy crap.
 
2013-03-07 02:44:17 PM  

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


It had been a month since that film was last referenced. I thought we'd survived, moved on.

I was wrong.
 
2013-03-07 02:46:02 PM  
semiotix:
I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"

My bad, I was thinking of Dave Chapelle's bit about people getting HIV from farking monkeys.  I haven't watched TV since about 2003 so I get those two guys' material mixed up.
 
2013-03-07 02:52:04 PM  

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


i2.wp.com
 
2013-03-07 02:54:12 PM  

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


shes so hot.
 
2013-03-07 03:00:45 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!

It had been a month since that film was last referenced. I thought we'd survived, moved on.

I was wrong.


MyKingdomForYourHorse: vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!

[i2.wp.com image 398x276]


What a bunch of prudes!
 
2013-03-07 03:01:59 PM  
Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much
 
2013-03-07 03:02:35 PM  

Saiga410: Daryl and Carol


yup.
 
2013-03-07 03:07:04 PM  
The governor doing to michonne what he threatened to do to maggie.
 
2013-03-07 03:11:15 PM  
Rick is gonna rape the govenor
 
2013-03-07 03:11:21 PM  

serial arseonist: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

my body is ready


Oh my. I think I left something in my bunk. I'm just going to run off to go get it. You all just keep talking amongst yourselves, ok?
 
2013-03-07 03:12:37 PM  
I thought Rick and Michonne were getting dangerously close to each others scent in the last ep.
 
2013-03-07 03:12:39 PM  
As much fun as we're having with this, I really don't expect it to be titillating.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:00 PM  

umad: Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much


If we're lucky he'll take her with him.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:36 PM  

highbrow45: umad: Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much

If we're lucky he'll take her with him.


I actually meant that the other way around.
 
2013-03-07 03:16:40 PM  
I'll bet Merle's stumpin for some action with Michon... I mean he did say sorry.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:21 PM  
blogs-images.forbes.com
 
2013-03-07 03:18:39 PM  

Brick-House: I'll bet Merle's stumpin for some action with Michon


He's one accident away from celibacy as it is
 
2013-03-07 03:18:57 PM  
The Sheriff and Beth. I saw the way she was looking at him.
 
2013-03-07 03:29:36 PM  
I bet Carol and Daryl.
 
2013-03-07 03:35:14 PM  

ko_kyi: He's one accident away from celibacy as it is


Practically already there, do you have any idea how hard it is to masturbate with your off hand?

The only time my lefty gets in on it is when I need for the feeling of a threeway
 
2013-03-07 03:35:37 PM  
It's going to be between Morgan and Milton with Michone holding the camera.
 
2013-03-07 03:38:11 PM  

GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 03:41:38 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.


That's OK. Give her a wax and pigtails, and send her over.
 
2013-03-07 03:46:03 PM  
The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/
 
2013-03-07 03:48:12 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."


No kidding. An "Almost Rape" scene, Human Torture, and various acts of human indecency..... and the show gets a 'sexual content' warning? Our country is so ass backwards.
 
2013-03-07 03:57:30 PM  

SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]


28 year old's dude...
 
2013-03-07 04:02:42 PM  
I'm taking the longshot... Merle forcibly sodomizes the young blonde girl.
 
2013-03-07 04:04:06 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.


It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.
 
2013-03-07 04:07:13 PM  
Rick and Beth; Carl snaps when he finds out and becomes the Big Bad for next season.
 
2013-03-07 04:15:38 PM  
Even when they just hug, all I can think about is how bad everyone must smell.
 
2013-03-07 04:21:37 PM  

Precision Boobery: Even when they just hug, all I can think about is how bad everyone must smell.


That's why I'd get the hell out of the south if the end of the world came (not that I'm in the south, but if I were...)

Up here in the far north we have snow part of the year to slow the geeks down, and we have several giant lakes where issues like drinking water, bathing, and escaping to islands to avoid a horde would be handled.

Down there? Sweaty, hot-ass weather, less water, and kudzu everywhere. THAT is the real screw-up on The Walking Dead. Without the kudzu crews, the whole south would be swallowed up by now.
 
2013-03-07 04:30:15 PM  

ZeroCorpse: That's why I'd get the hell out of the south


Yeah, doesn't it ever get below 85 in GA?  The zombieclipse has been going on for what, 3 years now?  As far as I can tell, they've never stopped sweating.  Was it ever winter on the farm?  I think I fell asleep during that season.  Zombies shouldn't be able to move in below-freezing weather, so north is the place to be, as long as you're prepared.
 
2013-03-07 04:31:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.

It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.


Then cut to Carl starring off into space, shaking off the thought/idea, and then shoots a walker in the head.
 
2013-03-07 04:31:26 PM  
I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series
 
2013-03-07 04:33:29 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/


Okay, there was one super big surprise in there that I hadn't expected, in the last episode.
 
2013-03-07 04:41:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 04:48:11 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]

28 year old's dude...

some people would rather have 20 8yr olds dude.

/ I ain't the one.
 
2013-03-07 04:50:03 PM  

the_end_is_rear: MyKingdomForYourHorse: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie

LOL!
Well said.


THIS
 
2013-03-07 05:02:55 PM  
Answer a question to continue viewing this slideshow

how'bout you go fark yourself? As if a slideshow alone wasn't bad enough.

/farking die, examiner
 
2013-03-07 05:10:04 PM  
So, is it Ok to get a BJ from a walker if you curb them first (knock all their teeth out) or is that still considered necrophilia?
 
2013-03-07 05:11:18 PM  
Basic instinct-like scene with the Governor?
 
2013-03-07 05:30:39 PM  
Please let it be Carl getting gang banged by zombies. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
 
2013-03-07 05:35:46 PM  

pintoboy: Please let it be Carl getting gang banged by zombies. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


You're not a nice person.
 
2013-03-07 05:36:56 PM  
subby:  Finally, the steamy rotting corpse on corpse action all us fans have been waiting for

So, my parents in bed?
 
2013-03-07 05:41:36 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister)


Ah, I kept asking myself "Who the hell is Sasha?"
 
2013-03-07 05:50:23 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]

28 year old's dude...


Then get the hell out of my way!

/fist of angry god
//king of Britain
/// disappointing her
 
2013-03-07 05:55:38 PM  

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/


Yeah, those are killer spoilers that I would advise people to not read if they are upset by spoilers.  Are those the entries that they are going to list as guide previews for the upcoming episodes or something?

I, however, am grateful for them because I'd rather know what's coming.
 
2013-03-07 06:02:48 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and Herschel are both recently single. They may discover thier mutual respect runs deeper and find themselves in an intimate embrace.
 
2013-03-07 06:11:08 PM  

No Such Agency: semiotix:
I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"

My bad, I was thinking of Dave Chapelle's bit about people getting HIV from farking monkeys.  I haven't watched TV since about 2003 so I get those two guys' material mixed up.


Ricky Gervais?

/I'm sure Dave has a monkey-farking joke, too, but Ricky's is the only one that comes to mind
 
2013-03-07 06:29:30 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 721x581]


it goes rapidly down hill from there though
 
2013-03-07 06:42:24 PM  

syberpud: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?


2.bp.blogspot.com
Stump to stump! Stump to stump!
 
2013-03-07 07:11:32 PM  

js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series


I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.
 
2013-03-07 07:29:43 PM  

umad: js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series

I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.


Morgan would like a word with you.  And he'd probably like to clear Andrea.
 
2013-03-07 08:32:26 PM  
Is that butterface Andrea going to show her rack?
 
2013-03-07 09:01:41 PM  
fap?

www.horrormovienews.net
 
2013-03-07 09:26:05 PM  
I lift the lid
To see what's left.
A rotting corpse
And the stench of Death.
 
2013-03-07 10:37:43 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Two chicks would be cool
 
2013-03-07 11:15:04 PM  

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


thesocietypages.org
 
2013-03-08 12:04:08 AM  
Scene, Herschel is sitting in his cell reading the bible.  He looks over an sees Maggie and Beth walk by.  Camera pans and barely shows he is reading Genesis 19.30.  "Moving in stereo" kicks up.  Scene ends with Carl shaken and Herschel stating, "Doesn't anybody ever farkingknock anymore?? "
 
2013-03-08 07:37:55 AM  
You guys are going to be mad when it's Carol and Darryl.

Dirty redneck buttsecks.
 
2013-03-08 07:42:20 AM  
I havent seen this show since a couple episodes after the kid got shot...I dont even know who half the characters you people are talking about are. Ive missed about the same amount of Justified too.

/lived with mother in law for 18 months. If anything was on TV she didnt like she would go into a running commentary on the show, until we finally got so annoyed we would change the channel. We gave up trying to watch our shows after a couple weeks.
 
2013-03-08 08:14:30 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: /lived with mother in law for 18 months. If anything was on TV she didnt like she would go into a running commentary on the show, until we finally got so annoyed we would change the channel. We gave up trying to watch our shows after a couple weeks.


Yeah thats how my wife broke me of watching wrestling. I finally got sick of it. I love her.

/I guess.
 
2013-03-08 08:38:22 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: I havent seen this show since a couple episodes after the kid got shot...I dont even know who half the characters you people are talking about are.


Thanks for checking in to give us an update.
 
2013-03-08 09:19:49 AM  

Glitchwerks: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/

Yeah, those are killer spoilers that I would advise people to not read if they are upset by spoilers.  Are those the entries that they are going to list as guide previews for the upcoming episodes or something?

I, however, am grateful for them because I'd rather know what's coming.


Phrasing!

Seriously though, I struggle every week between wanting to know what's going to happen before it does and just waiting until it airs to find out. My hope was that prefacing that link with "SPOILERS" and it having individual unopened items for each episode would be enough to keep anyone from getting worked up.  Can't say it's ruined anything for me yet, even going into "Clear" last week having already read the full episode synopsis.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:38 AM  
Speaking of sex and The Walking Dead...

Did you know Dale played Russian sexual sadist/murderer Andre Chikatilo in HBO's Citizen X...sometime in the early 90's.
If you get the chance, watch it...full movie is on Youtube.

That is...if you want to see a much younger Dale stabbing hookers to death in rather brutal fashion.
I've seen it several times...as I'm sure you've figured.
 
2013-03-08 09:58:15 AM  
One question:

I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.
 
2013-03-08 10:09:19 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: You guys are going to be mad when it's Carol and Darryl.

Dirty redneck buttsecks.


But she's a lesbian.
 
2013-03-08 10:09:49 AM  

Mikey1969: I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.


Its worth to watch the befitting end of Shane
 
2013-03-08 10:22:19 AM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Mikey1969: I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.

Its worth to watch the befitting end of Shane


OK, thanks. Was half temted to do all of my catching up with the "previously on" to make it easier...  :-)
 
2013-03-08 11:47:23 AM  

Mikey1969: One question:

I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.


Those episodes may be on Netflix by now, not sure
 
2013-03-08 12:05:28 PM  

duckpoopy: Is that butterface Andrea going to show her rack?


She is not my usual type but there is something damn sexy about her. The hair, the eyes. Indeed the rack. I like the way she is put together.
 
2013-03-08 12:05:42 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Mikey1969: One question:

I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.

Those episodes may be on Netflix by now, not sure


And that will be the perfect way to test the battery life on my new tablet... :-)

I'd forgotten about Netflix, hardly ever actually use it, thanks for the reminder.
 
2013-03-08 12:08:34 PM  
Beth watches Michonne go down on Rick, innocently requests a threesome, Michonne recoils, Beth kills herself a la Comic Carol, Carl develops The Rage and betrays Rick to the Governor.
 
2013-03-08 12:11:43 PM  

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Mikey1969: I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.

Its worth to watch the befitting end of Shane


Shane's a dick, but he was getting better until Lori pulled her 'can we still screw i don't really want Rick' move on him.  At the same time she pulled the 'kill your best friend, he's a threat to us' move on Rick.

The actress is sweet as pie, but Lori the character.. good god. Alexis Carrington would donate her last season's gowns to her out of respect.
 
2013-03-08 12:25:30 PM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: The actress is sweet as pie, but Lori the character.. good god. Alexis Carrington would donate her last season's gowns to her out of respect.


racheltsoumbakos.files.wordpress.com

I think she actually did.
 
2013-03-08 01:00:38 PM  

Mad_Radhu: ExperianScaresCthulhu: The actress is sweet as pie, but Lori the character.. good god. Alexis Carrington would donate her last season's gowns to her out of respect.

[racheltsoumbakos.files.wordpress.com image 850x507]

I think she actually did.


That dress really shows off her fine, fine ass
 
2013-03-08 04:06:35 PM  

Mad_Radhu: ExperianScaresCthulhu: The actress is sweet as pie, but Lori the character.. good god. Alexis Carrington would donate her last season's gowns to her out of respect.

[racheltsoumbakos.files.wordpress.com image 850x507]

I think she actually did.


How dare she wear white.
 
2013-03-08 05:16:55 PM  
 Maggie could dress up like a nazi and beat me and call me trash.


/uh, did I say that out loud?
 
2013-03-09 11:33:56 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-10 02:55:03 PM  
Too much talk

Not enough Beth
pictat.com
 
2013-03-11 12:49:56 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Too much talk

Not enough Beth
[pictat.com image 648x864]


She wasn't on screen for long but she did manage to coax a discharge out of that rod.

i.imgur.com
 
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