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2013-03-07 03:35:37 PM
It's going to be between Morgan and Milton with Michone holding the camera.
 
2013-03-07 03:38:11 PM

GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]


Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 03:41:38 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.


That's OK. Give her a wax and pigtails, and send her over.
 
2013-03-07 03:46:03 PM
The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/
 
2013-03-07 03:48:12 PM

Relatively Obscure: "This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."


No kidding. An "Almost Rape" scene, Human Torture, and various acts of human indecency..... and the show gets a 'sexual content' warning? Our country is so ass backwards.
 
2013-03-07 03:57:30 PM

SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]


28 year old's dude...
 
2013-03-07 04:02:42 PM
I'm taking the longshot... Merle forcibly sodomizes the young blonde girl.
 
2013-03-07 04:04:06 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.


It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.
 
2013-03-07 04:07:13 PM
Rick and Beth; Carl snaps when he finds out and becomes the Big Bad for next season.
 
2013-03-07 04:15:38 PM
Even when they just hug, all I can think about is how bad everyone must smell.
 
2013-03-07 04:21:37 PM

Precision Boobery: Even when they just hug, all I can think about is how bad everyone must smell.


That's why I'd get the hell out of the south if the end of the world came (not that I'm in the south, but if I were...)

Up here in the far north we have snow part of the year to slow the geeks down, and we have several giant lakes where issues like drinking water, bathing, and escaping to islands to avoid a horde would be handled.

Down there? Sweaty, hot-ass weather, less water, and kudzu everywhere. THAT is the real screw-up on The Walking Dead. Without the kudzu crews, the whole south would be swallowed up by now.
 
2013-03-07 04:30:15 PM

ZeroCorpse: That's why I'd get the hell out of the south


Yeah, doesn't it ever get below 85 in GA?  The zombieclipse has been going on for what, 3 years now?  As far as I can tell, they've never stopped sweating.  Was it ever winter on the farm?  I think I fell asleep during that season.  Zombies shouldn't be able to move in below-freezing weather, so north is the place to be, as long as you're prepared.
 
2013-03-07 04:31:16 PM

vudukungfu: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.

It's going to be two buff dudes.
Hot sweaty salty heaving thrusting buff dudes.


Then cut to Carl starring off into space, shaking off the thought/idea, and then shoots a walker in the head.
 
2013-03-07 04:31:26 PM
I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series
 
2013-03-07 04:33:29 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/


Okay, there was one super big surprise in there that I hadn't expected, in the last episode.
 
2013-03-07 04:41:53 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 04:48:11 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]

28 year old's dude...

some people would rather have 20 8yr olds dude.

/ I ain't the one.
 
2013-03-07 04:50:03 PM

the_end_is_rear: MyKingdomForYourHorse: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie

LOL!
Well said.


THIS
 
2013-03-07 05:02:55 PM
Answer a question to continue viewing this slideshow

how'bout you go fark yourself? As if a slideshow alone wasn't bad enough.

/farking die, examiner
 
2013-03-07 05:10:04 PM
So, is it Ok to get a BJ from a walker if you curb them first (knock all their teeth out) or is that still considered necrophilia?
 
2013-03-07 05:11:18 PM
Basic instinct-like scene with the Governor?
 
2013-03-07 05:30:39 PM
Please let it be Carl getting gang banged by zombies. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
 
2013-03-07 05:35:46 PM

pintoboy: Please let it be Carl getting gang banged by zombies. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE


You're not a nice person.
 
2013-03-07 05:36:56 PM
subby:  Finally, the steamy rotting corpse on corpse action all us fans have been waiting for

So, my parents in bed?
 
2013-03-07 05:41:36 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister)


Ah, I kept asking myself "Who the hell is Sasha?"
 
2013-03-07 05:50:23 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: SpectroBoy: GameSprocket: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x667]

Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 450x675]

28 year old's dude...


Then get the hell out of my way!

/fist of angry god
//king of Britain
/// disappointing her
 
2013-03-07 05:55:38 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/


Yeah, those are killer spoilers that I would advise people to not read if they are upset by spoilers.  Are those the entries that they are going to list as guide previews for the upcoming episodes or something?

I, however, am grateful for them because I'd rather know what's coming.
 
2013-03-07 06:02:48 PM

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and Herschel are both recently single. They may discover thier mutual respect runs deeper and find themselves in an intimate embrace.
 
2013-03-07 06:11:08 PM

No Such Agency: semiotix:
I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"

My bad, I was thinking of Dave Chapelle's bit about people getting HIV from farking monkeys.  I haven't watched TV since about 2003 so I get those two guys' material mixed up.


Ricky Gervais?

/I'm sure Dave has a monkey-farking joke, too, but Ricky's is the only one that comes to mind
 
2013-03-07 06:29:30 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 721x581]


it goes rapidly down hill from there though
 
2013-03-07 06:42:24 PM

syberpud: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?


2.bp.blogspot.com
Stump to stump! Stump to stump!
 
2013-03-07 07:11:32 PM

js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series


I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.
 
2013-03-07 07:29:43 PM

umad: js34603: I'm guessing two unimportant characters.

/so Andrea and any black character in the series

I doubt it. None of the black characters are psychopaths.


Morgan would like a word with you.  And he'd probably like to clear Andrea.
 
2013-03-07 08:32:26 PM
Is that butterface Andrea going to show her rack?
 
2013-03-07 09:01:41 PM
fap?

www.horrormovienews.net
 
2013-03-07 09:26:05 PM
I lift the lid
To see what's left.
A rotting corpse
And the stench of Death.
 
2013-03-07 10:37:43 PM

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Two chicks would be cool
 
2013-03-07 11:15:04 PM

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


thesocietypages.org
 
2013-03-08 12:04:08 AM
Scene, Herschel is sitting in his cell reading the bible.  He looks over an sees Maggie and Beth walk by.  Camera pans and barely shows he is reading Genesis 19.30.  "Moving in stereo" kicks up.  Scene ends with Carl shaken and Herschel stating, "Doesn't anybody ever farkingknock anymore?? "
 
2013-03-08 07:37:55 AM
You guys are going to be mad when it's Carol and Darryl.

Dirty redneck buttsecks.
 
2013-03-08 07:42:20 AM
I havent seen this show since a couple episodes after the kid got shot...I dont even know who half the characters you people are talking about are. Ive missed about the same amount of Justified too.

/lived with mother in law for 18 months. If anything was on TV she didnt like she would go into a running commentary on the show, until we finally got so annoyed we would change the channel. We gave up trying to watch our shows after a couple weeks.
 
2013-03-08 08:14:30 AM

Sultan Of Herf: /lived with mother in law for 18 months. If anything was on TV she didnt like she would go into a running commentary on the show, until we finally got so annoyed we would change the channel. We gave up trying to watch our shows after a couple weeks.


Yeah thats how my wife broke me of watching wrestling. I finally got sick of it. I love her.

/I guess.
 
2013-03-08 08:38:22 AM

Sultan Of Herf: I havent seen this show since a couple episodes after the kid got shot...I dont even know who half the characters you people are talking about are.


Thanks for checking in to give us an update.
 
2013-03-08 09:19:49 AM

Glitchwerks: GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: The article suggests that Sasha (Tyreese's sister) could wind up in Michonne's position from the comics. It's not a bad theory considering these potential SPOILERS of the remaining episodes' subject matter.

http://www.awalkerbit.me/threads/plots-for-remaining-episodes-spoile rs .632/

Yeah, those are killer spoilers that I would advise people to not read if they are upset by spoilers.  Are those the entries that they are going to list as guide previews for the upcoming episodes or something?

I, however, am grateful for them because I'd rather know what's coming.


Phrasing!

Seriously though, I struggle every week between wanting to know what's going to happen before it does and just waiting until it airs to find out. My hope was that prefacing that link with "SPOILERS" and it having individual unopened items for each episode would be enough to keep anyone from getting worked up.  Can't say it's ruined anything for me yet, even going into "Clear" last week having already read the full episode synopsis.
 
2013-03-08 09:36:38 AM
Speaking of sex and The Walking Dead...

Did you know Dale played Russian sexual sadist/murderer Andre Chikatilo in HBO's Citizen X...sometime in the early 90's.
If you get the chance, watch it...full movie is on Youtube.

That is...if you want to see a much younger Dale stabbing hookers to death in rather brutal fashion.
I've seen it several times...as I'm sure you've figured.
 
2013-03-08 09:58:15 AM
One question:

I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.
 
2013-03-08 10:09:19 AM

TravelingFreakshow: You guys are going to be mad when it's Carol and Darryl.

Dirty redneck buttsecks.


But she's a lesbian.
 
2013-03-08 10:09:49 AM

Mikey1969: I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.


Its worth to watch the befitting end of Shane
 
2013-03-08 10:22:19 AM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Mikey1969: I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.

Its worth to watch the befitting end of Shane


OK, thanks. Was half temted to do all of my catching up with the "previously on" to make it easier...  :-)
 
2013-03-08 11:47:23 AM

Mikey1969: One question:

I missed the last 3 episodes from last season, DVR'd them, and they got lost in the Great DVR Crash of '13... Anywho, is there a TON of plot development that I need, or can I pick up with this season? I mean, I could have skipped almost any of the farmhouse fiasco and caught up, but other times, there is a ton of plot development in a single episode.


Those episodes may be on Netflix by now, not sure
 
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