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2013-03-07 01:57:45 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


my body is ready
 
2013-03-07 01:58:47 PM
Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

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2013-03-07 01:59:41 PM
I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.
 
2013-03-07 02:01:16 PM

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.


I was going to say I'd go to jail for some of that, but really I'd already be in a jail
 
2013-03-07 02:01:56 PM

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


Once he finds out she protected and helped Carl and is actually worthwhile unlike Lori, I think that will probably be enough of an interest. Oh, and the fact they both speak to dead people and are equally crazy.
 
2013-03-07 02:02:42 PM

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


In the comics they build more of a sister/brother style of relationship. Until Rick hooks up with Andrea.
 
2013-03-07 02:03:26 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


My prediction is a double sided dildo show a la Requiem for a Dream with Michonne's slaves tied up watching.
 
2013-03-07 02:03:40 PM
Call me, Carl.

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2013-03-07 02:05:38 PM

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Take a seat over there please
 
2013-03-07 02:08:57 PM
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."
 
2013-03-07 02:11:42 PM
semiotix:
Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

cdn3.hark.com
 
2013-03-07 02:13:17 PM

midigod: I'm only typing this because no one else seems to have seen what I did.

Michonne and Rick exchanged an interesting look last week that made me think they'll end up together at least once later on.


Caught that too.  Also, Rick seems to be one of the few people she seems to have sympathy for.
 
2013-03-07 02:13:57 PM
It's the Walking Dead.  I'm not expecting anything remotely fap-worthy.
 
2013-03-07 02:14:30 PM

Walker: Carl gonna get raped.


Where do you think Carl will be when he gets raped?  In the house?
 
2013-03-07 02:14:59 PM

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


actionflickchick.com
 
2013-03-07 02:18:04 PM

semiotix: "Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 02:18:23 PM
It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!
 
2013-03-07 02:18:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


The actress who plays Beth is old enough to be Carl's mother. But hey, it's the Apocalypse. Things happen.

That's what bugged me about Axel creeping on Beth--the way he asked about her age, and reacted when she said she was 16. "Innnnnnnnteresting!" As though Georgia age-of-consent laws were the only thing that stood between him and some romance. In an actual zombiepocalypse, he'd either have raped her on the spot, or been preemptively castrated by Herschel as a condition of staying in the group.
 
2013-03-07 02:20:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]


It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.
 
2013-03-07 02:21:29 PM

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kumanoki: [actionflickchick.com image 500x281]

MyKingdomForYourHorse: [dettoldisney.files.wordpress.com image 399x196]


tvmedia.ign.com  Hooray! I'm a meme now!
 
2013-03-07 02:21:48 PM

RantCasey: Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

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Isn't that basically the plot of the last Twilight movie?
 
2013-03-07 02:21:55 PM
Everybody is going to rape the governor
 
2013-03-07 02:22:05 PM

semiotix: Widespread zombie-farking is one of the few plausible explanations for how the zombie virus spread so quickly and universally through the human population in the first place.

"Thank God we got these crazy living dead things under control before word got out to the general public. Colonel, I need your entire base guarding these things day and night."
"Understood, sir. And you say they're completely gone, mentally? They'll never wake up and remember what happened to them?"
"I'm afraid not. Why do you ask?"
"Uh... no reason."


www.sectalk.com
 
2013-03-07 02:23:08 PM
Rick and the Governor, but Rick is hallucinating again and thinks it's Lorrie so only the Gov is gay.

Book it, done.
 
2013-03-07 02:23:36 PM

semiotix: Hooray! I'm a meme now!


I love that I got the Buck like to fark in right after the Shocked face
 
2013-03-07 02:25:43 PM
let's just hope it's not the explicit sexual activity the comic has in it
 
2013-03-07 02:32:09 PM
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Please, Mister, don't tell my parents. I would do anything to keep them from finding out.
 
2013-03-07 02:35:01 PM
Maybe some of the zombies get it on.  Why won't anyone think of the zombies?
 
2013-03-07 02:40:51 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: semiotix: Hooray! I'm a meme now!

I love that I got the Buck like to fark in right after the Shocked face


I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"
 
2013-03-07 02:43:19 PM

Tyrone Slothrop: Wellon Dowd: Some hot, sweaty tween-on-teen action with Carl and Beth.

[i.imgur.com image 450x600]

It's hard to believe she's nearly 30.


Holy crap.
 
2013-03-07 02:44:17 PM

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


It had been a month since that film was last referenced. I thought we'd survived, moved on.

I was wrong.
 
2013-03-07 02:46:02 PM
semiotix:
I'm wondering which Chris Rock quote goes with the picture. I'm thinking it's the bit where he says, "Now I'm not saying he should have farked that zombie... but I understand!"

My bad, I was thinking of Dave Chapelle's bit about people getting HIV from farking monkeys.  I haven't watched TV since about 2003 so I get those two guys' material mixed up.
 
2013-03-07 02:52:04 PM

vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!


i2.wp.com
 
2013-03-07 02:54:12 PM

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


shes so hot.
 
2013-03-07 03:00:45 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!

It had been a month since that film was last referenced. I thought we'd survived, moved on.

I was wrong.


MyKingdomForYourHorse: vrax: It's going to be Li'l Ass-kicker and The Governor a la A Serbian Film!

[i2.wp.com image 398x276]


What a bunch of prudes!
 
2013-03-07 03:01:59 PM
Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much
 
2013-03-07 03:02:35 PM

Saiga410: Daryl and Carol


yup.
 
2013-03-07 03:07:04 PM
The governor doing to michonne what he threatened to do to maggie.
 
2013-03-07 03:11:15 PM
Rick is gonna rape the govenor
 
2013-03-07 03:11:21 PM

serial arseonist: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

my body is ready


Oh my. I think I left something in my bunk. I'm just going to run off to go get it. You all just keep talking amongst yourselves, ok?
 
2013-03-07 03:12:37 PM
I thought Rick and Michonne were getting dangerously close to each others scent in the last ep.
 
2013-03-07 03:12:39 PM
As much fun as we're having with this, I really don't expect it to be titillating.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:00 PM

umad: Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much


If we're lucky he'll take her with him.
 
2013-03-07 03:13:36 PM

highbrow45: umad: Hopefully it will be the Governor making a snuff film with Andrea.

/I hate her so much

If we're lucky he'll take her with him.


I actually meant that the other way around.
 
2013-03-07 03:16:40 PM
I'll bet Merle's stumpin for some action with Michon... I mean he did say sorry.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:21 PM
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2013-03-07 03:18:39 PM

Brick-House: I'll bet Merle's stumpin for some action with Michon


He's one accident away from celibacy as it is
 
2013-03-07 03:18:57 PM
The Sheriff and Beth. I saw the way she was looking at him.
 
2013-03-07 03:29:36 PM
I bet Carol and Daryl.
 
2013-03-07 03:35:14 PM

ko_kyi: He's one accident away from celibacy as it is


Practically already there, do you have any idea how hard it is to masturbate with your off hand?

The only time my lefty gets in on it is when I need for the feeling of a threeway
 
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