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2013-03-07 11:21:16 AM
C'mon, Maggie!
 
2013-03-07 11:36:23 AM

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


She's too upset at Glenn for caring whether she was raped or not.
 
2013-03-07 11:36:42 AM
"This show has the dead rising to devour the living.  It's a society where there are few if any clearly good guys and even the living are turning on each other.  Death and violence are everywhere.  But you might want to be careful: this time someone might have sex."
 
2013-03-07 11:39:37 AM

Sybarite: C'mon, Maggie!


It'll be Andrea and the Governor.  That's all her character is good for at the moment, anyway.
 
2013-03-07 11:40:57 AM
At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.
 
2013-03-07 11:41:22 AM
Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.
 
2013-03-07 12:01:05 PM
I'm hoping that the group raids the governor's community, take the governor hostage, and lets Maggie peg his eye socket to climax.
 
2013-03-07 12:03:05 PM
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.
 
2013-03-07 12:22:21 PM
Carl gonna get raped.
 
2013-03-07 12:50:30 PM
Unlikely
 
2013-03-07 12:51:48 PM

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?
 
2013-03-07 12:53:42 PM

Walker: Carl gonna get raped him some Beth.

/FTFY

 
2013-03-07 12:53:49 PM
scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.
 
2013-03-07 12:57:49 PM
What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.
 
2013-03-07 01:00:27 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


When they were hashing things out before she went back to Woodburry, there was definitely subtext at work.
 
2013-03-07 01:04:07 PM
Daryl and Carol
 
2013-03-07 01:04:20 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.



You got my vote Mr.

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2013-03-07 01:05:08 PM

Crewmannumber6: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

When they were hashing things out before she went back to Woodburry, there was definitely subtext at work.


ding ding ding
Winner!
At least that is what I think.

Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......
 
2013-03-07 01:08:34 PM

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


that is my new favorite euphemism
 
2013-03-07 01:09:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Rick and the Governor finally work things out.
 
2013-03-07 01:12:45 PM
You gonn get raped.jpeg
 
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM
Steamy rotting corpse on corpse action you say...

www.tvequals.com
 
2013-03-07 01:13:41 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


Merle alluded to that when he first met up with the group, but I just chalked it up to his a-holeish way of saying juust the right things to push everyone's buttons.
 
2013-03-07 01:15:36 PM

Crewmannumber6: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

that is my new favorite euphemism


If the show was on Showtime or HBO they could get away with it.
But not on AMC.
But still funny to think of. Glenn would be even more bent than he is now.
 
2013-03-07 01:17:08 PM

nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.


I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie
 
2013-03-07 01:20:04 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: nolafark: What about a flashback with Michonne and Andrea during the winter months?  I think that is the most plausible thought process to further the chewing Michonne gave Andrea when she was at the prison.

I don't always watch girl on girl, but when I do I want it to look like an oreo cookie


LOL!
Well said.
 
2013-03-07 01:21:17 PM
Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.
 
2013-03-07 01:22:16 PM

the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......


Link
 
2013-03-07 01:25:07 PM

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no
 
2013-03-07 01:26:33 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

Link


Oh man.....that is a keeper.
lol
 
2013-03-07 01:27:05 PM

scottydoesntknow: Ehh his religious ideals were pretty much shattered after the barn massacre. He really wouldn't have a leg to stand on as far as saying no


Best quote from his character in the entire series so far

"Christ promised the resurrection of the dead. I just thought he had something a little different in mind "
 
2013-03-07 01:29:37 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: the_end_is_rear: Or Maggie and her sister could be facing certain death and decide to taste the rainbow before it happens......

Link


Oh shiat! I had that gun. Bought it specifically because of that terrible idea for a commercial. In fact, I need to go look in the garage for my Oozinator, I'm sure they still sell the stuff on eBay.
 
2013-03-07 01:30:22 PM

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Last?
 
2013-03-07 01:30:27 PM

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


Carl didn't have a problem blasting Lori in the face, so I'd imagine Beth won't be no thang.

Jokes aside, I bet it'll be some "angry sexin'" between Andrea and the Governor, considering she apparently gets at least Rick into Woodbury.
 
2013-03-07 01:37:14 PM
A flashback to Shane banging another one out with Lori at the farm while Rick's out looking for Carl?
 
2013-03-07 01:38:09 PM

kronicfeld: At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.


That little shiat is going to get more tail at pre-High School than the rest of us Farkers ever did.

/impressed
 
2013-03-07 01:39:43 PM
So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard
 
2013-03-07 01:42:01 PM

kronicfeld: At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if it were Carl and Beth.

 
2013-03-07 01:43:29 PM

Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.


Hoping for Andrea and Beth but we'll probably get Merle and Glenn.
 
2013-03-07 01:43:47 PM

karmaceutical: So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard


Having a crappy morning at work and posts like this one are saving me.
Cheers to you all.
 
2013-03-07 01:45:49 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Merle and Glenn.


Link
 
2013-03-07 01:45:52 PM
"I'll keep an eye out for ya..."
 
2013-03-07 01:48:37 PM

Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.


No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.
 
2013-03-07 01:48:55 PM

karmaceutical: So... it could be any of:

1) Maggie/Glen steamy make-up lovin'
2) Andrea/Governor bdsm scene
3) Andrea/Michonne flashback scissor fest (nice!)
4) Wildcard


Flashback Andrea and her sister getting close before her sister bought the farm.

Or, zombie Shane still doing zombie Laurie. Need some reason why they are still moving, though.

Still waiting for Jim to return.
 
2013-03-07 01:51:25 PM
As long as it's not the over the top bullshiat they try to pull on FX
 
2013-03-07 01:52:34 PM

syberpud: Pocket Ninja: Why is everyone assuming it's going to be a man and a woman? There could be two characters on the show who discover their latent homosexual tendencies.

After bonding over shared bible passages: Herschel and Merle?

/worst slash fiction evar
//or best?


The gay amputee fetishist market is starving for new material.

/or so I hear
 
2013-03-07 01:52:42 PM

Funbags: Flappyhead: Carl is gonna go and defile Herschels last daughter.

No, its going to be Rick. Beth was giving him "the look" a couple episodes ago. I think she feels the need to replace Lori as both mother to Asskicker and dominatrix to Rick.


Most likely. Also driving a further wedge between Herschel and Rick before the inevitable showdown at the end of the season. I imagine a schizm in the group where Herschel takes Beth and the baby and gets out of the prison before all the fighting goes down.
 
2013-03-07 01:56:02 PM

No Such Agency: scottydoesntknow:
I knew Rick kept a piece of Lori, just didn't expect it to be that piece.

Paging Ghastly, Dr. Ghastly to this thread please.


He was talking about her HAND
 
2013-03-07 01:56:39 PM
All i'm going to say is that if this where a real scenario, someone would have been caught bangin' a headless, armless walker chick by now.
 
2013-03-07 01:57:35 PM
were*

\fark sake
 
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