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(Fox News)   Problem: People shooting each other. Solution: Anger management classes to buy ammunition   (foxnews.com) divider line 87
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2013-03-07 11:13:40 AM
Another crazy liberal who will probably commit a mass shooting the blame conservatives for clinging to their guns.
 
2013-03-07 11:22:23 AM
How about IQ tests to hold public office?

Yeah I know, it'd be like drug-testing the IT department.
 
2013-03-07 11:22:45 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Another crazy liberal who will probably commit a mass shooting the blame conservatives for clinging to their guns.


If only these dumbocrat liberals could understand that the whole point of clinging to guns is to protect us from the very guns that we cling to. If we didn't have guns how would we be protected from guns?
 
2013-03-07 11:22:52 AM
Problem: People shooting each other. Solution: People shooting each other.

There all better now.
 
2013-03-07 11:22:55 AM
Will they require people who reload to take the classes, too?
 
2013-03-07 11:24:22 AM
Fox sucks.  You're mentally suspect if you watch it regularly .
 
2013-03-07 11:25:37 AM
Mandatory anger management classes make me ENRAGED!!!
 
2013-03-07 11:27:07 AM

mbillips: Mandatory anger management classes make me ENRAGED!!!


Yea this really pisses me off.  I think I'll go buy some ammo.
 
2013-03-07 11:27:12 AM
What if the people buying the most ammunition are peace lovers who are just trying to inflate ammunition prices by purchasing it all?
 
2013-03-07 11:30:41 AM
can we make politicians pass reading and comprehension tests every year before they vote on laws?
 
2013-03-07 11:35:50 AM
I'll take laws that will never pass for 1000 Alex.
 
2013-03-07 11:37:51 AM
Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.
 
2013-03-07 11:38:24 AM

ideamaster: can we make politicians  voters pass reading and comprehension tests every year before they vote on laws  politicians?


FTFY
 
2013-03-07 11:38:56 AM
Typical idiotic response from a democrat

"We must do something about X"
"Y is something".
"Lets do Y"

"We can all feel good that we did something".

/anger management every 10 years?  do people remain calm for 10 years at a time?  Sheesh.
 
2013-03-07 11:39:13 AM

ideamaster: can we make politicians pass reading and comprehension tests every year before they vote on laws?


Americans have the right to be stupid.
 
2013-03-07 11:40:24 AM
We need to implant tracking chips in welfare recipients. Then they need to develop an app so it will alert me when a poor person is about.
 
2013-03-07 11:42:42 AM
www.wearysloth.com

"What do you mean 'you people?'
 
2013-03-07 11:45:29 AM
Who you callin' a psycho?!
 
2013-03-07 11:45:32 AM
i1.ytimg.com
"Sir, there is a 3 day waiting period."
"AAAAWWWW! But I'm angry *now*!"

/when I lived in Fl, I tried that line on a gundealer. Apparently he didn't watch Simpsons because he did NOT find it funny.
 
2013-03-07 11:45:37 AM

Precision Boobery: How about IQ tests to hold public office?



That's close to an idea I had awhile back... I understand part of what makes this country great is the ability for Joe Six-Pack to get elected to pretty much any office, and I'm fine with that. I think that we should have mandatory training for pretty much all public offices, most importantly the Senate and Congress. 6 months of training before their session begins. Every time they get re-elected, another 6 months of training. These people need to learn how laws work, how the Constitution works, what tends to be found as "unconstitutional", how to make laws that are actually enforceable, etc...

Imagine the money we'd save just by making these people learn how to do their jobs, so their laws aren't constantly overturned...
 
2013-03-07 11:47:13 AM

Gifted Many Few: We need to implant tracking chips in welfare recipients. Then they need to develop an app so it will alert me when a poor person is about.


You can't tell what they look like? They usually have better shiat than you do, thats how you tell
 
2013-03-07 11:47:17 AM

signaljammer: Fox sucks.  You're mentally suspect if you watch it regularly .


Uh ... I  believe you smoked the wrong weed, Junior. The  news media reported this nonsense, Fox being one of those news media.

FOX did not make this up, or pull on Audrey's jaws to make her form these El Grande Stupido words ...

 [snip] Sen. Audrey Gibson, D-Jacksonville, would require a three-day waiting period for the sale of any firearm and the sale of ammunition to anyone who has not completed anger management courses. The proposal would require ammo buyers to take the anger management courses every 10 years."This is not about guns," Gibson said. "This is about ammunition and not only for the safety of the general community, but also for the safety of law enforcement." [snip]

Now, if being witness to Fox News makes you have a doody in your pullups, then logical people would suggest you not watch Fox. Meanwhile, grownups have a serious issue with a LOWFO elected dumbass wasting taxpayers time and money by letting us get a glimpse inside the diseased rotting thing between her ears normally reserved for a functioning brain.

Selah
 
2013-03-07 11:48:34 AM
No, no, no. They should do it the same way hot dog and hot dog bun manufacturers do. You sell a clip that takes 10 bullets but only sell bullets by a box of eight. Then, when the dumbasses have to do some math they'll give up and only smart people will have both bullets and guns.

Problem solved!

/wtf am i supposed to do with these other two buns?
 
2013-03-07 11:48:59 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.


This more sense to me. In fact, you can actually chemically tag the gunpowder such that the person who purchased it can be traced via residue. Yet no gun control advocates want to try this option, all their fears are focused around the gun itself.
 
2013-03-07 11:51:47 AM

MythDragon: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]
"Sir, there is a 3 day waiting period."
"AAAAWWWW! But I'm angry *now*!"

/when I lived in Fl, I tried that line on a gundealer. Apparently he didn't watch Simpsons because he did NOT find it funny.


I PCS-ing back to the states from Germany and had been drinking heavily for a few days. When I got to the ticket counter the women asked me if I had any explosives or firearms, and I replied with comedian Steven Wrights response to that question which is "Yah sure what do you need?" she didnt find it funny either. This was in 1996, nowadays when I fly I dont even think the words firearms or explosives
 
2013-03-07 11:52:36 AM

MythDragon: [i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]
"Sir, there is a 3 day waiting period."
"AAAAWWWW! But I'm angry *now*!"

/when I lived in Fl, I tried that line on a gundealer. Apparently he didn't watch Simpsons because he did NOT find it funny.


Even if he did watch it, and did find it funny. Doesn't it show a predisposition to poor decision making?
 
2013-03-07 11:52:46 AM

jehovahs witness protection: Another crazy liberal who will probably commit a mass shooting the blame conservatives for clinging to their guns.


Can you spell puppet ? without help ?

you iz one
 
2013-03-07 11:53:29 AM

Taylor Mental: No, no, no. They should do it the same way hot dog and hot dog bun manufacturers do. You sell a clip that takes 10 bullets but only sell bullets by a box of eight. Then, when the dumbasses have to do some math they'll give up and only smart people will have both bullets and guns.

Problem solved!

/wtf am i supposed to do with these other two buns hotdogs?


/ftfm
//and no, i'm not that flexible
 
2013-03-07 11:53:45 AM

Precision Boobery: How about IQ tests to hold public office?

Yeah I know, it'd be like drug-testing the IT department.


I was thinking more a long the lines of a full brain scan.
 
2013-03-07 11:54:18 AM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.


Ammunition is easier to home manufacture than guns.  Tens of thousands of people do it already.
 
2013-03-07 11:54:48 AM

stuffy: Precision Boobery: How about IQ tests to hold public office?

Yeah I know, it'd be like drug-testing the IT department.

I was thinking more a long the lines of a full brain scan.


Working in IT I can assure you that are brains are full of something.
 
2013-03-07 11:55:41 AM
 
2013-03-07 11:58:50 AM

Big Man On Campus: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.

This more sense to me. In fact, you can actually chemically tag the gunpowder such that the person who purchased it can be traced via residue. Yet no gun control advocates want to try this option, all their fears are focused around the gun itself.



So, every single person who buys ammo gets their own personal chemically tagged gunpowder?  There are 10s of millions of gun owners.  Hmm, sounds workable and cheap!
 
2013-03-07 12:04:38 PM
I am pissed that this biatch have the nerve to even suggest this to a problem created by a bunch crazy people.
/It needs to be a way for people to get that crazy arse uncle some mental help without making him feel well all crazy and shiat.
//If you know and been told by doctors your crazy arse kid is crazy and you don't get them any help at all before they kill someone, you should be liable.
\Okay that last one sounds like a wet dream for insurance companies
 
2013-03-07 12:08:50 PM
Yep, this would have prevented Sandy Hook.

Magically.
 
2013-03-07 12:12:42 PM

Molavian: stuffy: Precision Boobery: How about IQ tests to hold public office?

Yeah I know, it'd be like drug-testing the IT department.

I was thinking more a long the lines of a full brain scan.

Working in IT I can assure you that are brains are full of something.


O_o
 
2013-03-07 12:37:01 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Big Man On Campus: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.

This more sense to me. In fact, you can actually chemically tag the gunpowder such that the person who purchased it can be traced via residue. Yet no gun control advocates want to try this option, all their fears are focused around the gun itself.


So, every single person who buys ammo gets their own personal chemically tagged gunpowder?  There are 10s of millions of gun owners.  Hmm, sounds workable and cheap!


Rfids are way easier.  Companies already use billions of tags just for inventory control, they're cheap as hell.  Making them survive impacts would make them cost more, but you can pass that cost on.  Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.  And yes, it would mean no more making your own ammo.
 
2013-03-07 12:37:52 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Yep, this would have prevented Sandy Hook.

Magically.


It's not too late, we just need to build a time traveling gun.

/Have Gun - Will Travel
 
2013-03-07 12:53:15 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway. And yes, it would mean no more making your own ammo.


How do you propose that? the components and materials to build your own are cheap and the methods are very easy.  You would basically open up a very lucrative black market for those of us that reload and make our own components.

Let alone the likely consitutuional issue that this restriction would bring.
 
2013-03-07 12:54:01 PM

Big Man On Campus: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Forget registering guns.  We should register bullets.  Require all ammo to be rfid tagged and tracked.

This more sense to me. In fact, you can actually chemically tag the gunpowder such that the person who purchased it can be traced via residue. Yet no gun control advocates want to try this option, all their fears are focused around the gun itself.


Actually, there are some *MAJOR* problems with taggants in gun powder.

Ammunition and gunpowder itself is produced in *HUGE* lots.  It's not like each box of ammo is going to have a distinct taggant in it, tied to a single purchaser.  A single manufacturer might produce well over a million rounds of one particular caliber in a year, and with 20 per box, that's 50,000 boxes of ammo all with the same exact powder (and same taggant signature) sent all over the country to widely distributed outlets.

It's different than tagging high explosives by at least an order of magnitude.  High explosives are relatively tightly controlled, and most often purchased in bulk by commercial firms.  Ammunition is much less controlled, and the big lots are split up at the retail level.

Just to give you an idea, in the US, we manufacture about 11 *BILLION* rounds of ammunition a year.  Some of that is shot immediately.  Some of it gets stored away and not shot for *DECADES*.  For example, I'm currently shooting black powder that was manufactured in the 1980s.

So, let's take our hypothetical lot of 50,000 20 round boxes.  It gets sold by the manufacturer to 5 different distributors.  Those distributors each sell the ammo to 500 different retail outlets, so each retail outlet gets 20 boxes.  Say each customer buys 2 boxes on average, that's 10 customers per store.  That's about 25,000 people who bought that ammo.

So now you've got a list of names 25,000 people long who may or may not the shooter.

This is like trying to identify arsonists by putting something in the gasoline.  It's just not feasible.
 
2013-03-07 12:57:23 PM
I'm betting that anything you say in this "class", can and will be used against you in a court of law.

I'm sorry but we don't feel you are being forthright. You must retake the class and remit another payment. Thank you, citizen.
 
2013-03-07 01:01:08 PM
Sheriff Jim said:  "We've got to stop asking, 'How stupid can these people be?'  They're taking it as a challenge."
 
2013-03-07 01:04:30 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.


Where the most holy of farks are you shopping? Because that's where I want to go.
Walmarts 100rd white box of ammo used to be like 11 bucks. That's now doubled in price. 5.56 used to be 15 cents a round. Now it's upwards of a dollar each.

So either you havn't bought ammo in 10 years, you know a secret awesome shop, or you are just pulling thoughts out of your ass.
 
2013-03-07 01:10:35 PM

MythDragon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.

Where the most holy of farks are you shopping? Because that's where I want to go.
Walmarts 100rd white box of ammo used to be like 11 bucks. That's now doubled in price. 5.56 used to be 15 cents a round. Now it's upwards of a dollar each.

So either you havn't bought ammo in 10 years, you know a secret awesome shop, or you are just pulling thoughts out of your ass.


What they used to be is irrelevant.  Right now, they're too cheap.
 
2013-03-07 01:13:49 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.


To expound on this further, most bullets are made with two types of materials.  Gilding copper and lead.  the market price for gilding copper (not including the major source that is in current 'circulation') is about $3.50 a pound while lead is about $1.00 per pound.  For reference, about 130 55 grain bullets equal a pound.

If you want to make the price of bullets arbitrarily high, don't be suprised if many of us see that as a great buisness opportunity.
 
2013-03-07 01:16:52 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Right now, they're too cheap.


The marketplace says you are wrong.  If you want to refute the market place's current price on said items, please provide backkup on why they are currently too cheap.
 
2013-03-07 01:17:19 PM

MythDragon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.

Where the most holy of farks are you shopping? Because that's where I want to go.
Walmarts 100rd white box of ammo used to be like 11 bucks. That's now doubled in price. 5.56 used to be 15 cents a round. Now it's upwards of a dollar each.

So either you havn't bought ammo in 10 years, you know a secret awesome shop, or you are just pulling thoughts out of your ass.




The 3 Walmarts near me that used to be stocked to the gills, have been bare except for a few boxes of expensive, defense rounds. Paper punching has been on hold for a while.
 
2013-03-07 01:22:35 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: MythDragon: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Bullets are too cheap right now, anyway.

Where the most holy of farks are you shopping? Because that's where I want to go.
Walmarts 100rd white box of ammo used to be like 11 bucks. That's now doubled in price. 5.56 used to be 15 cents a round. Now it's upwards of a dollar each.

So either you havn't bought ammo in 10 years, you know a secret awesome shop, or you are just pulling thoughts out of your ass.

What they used to be is irrelevant.  Right now, they're too cheap.


Wrong, dead wrong.
 
2013-03-07 01:26:06 PM

dittybopper: This is like trying to identify arsonists by putting something in the gasoline.


Christ, don't give them any ideas.
 
2013-03-07 01:37:20 PM

HeadLever: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Right now, they're too cheap.

The marketplace says you are wrong.  If you want to refute the market place's current price on said items, please provide backkup on why they are currently too cheap.


Ammo has been sold out everywhere for months with no sign of slowing. The laws of supply and demand state that when demand increases and supply remains unchanged, a shortage will occur, which puts pressure toward a higher equilibrium price.

Ergo, he is technically correct.

/best kind
 
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