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2013-03-07 01:03:39 PM
7 votes:

Contrabulous Flabtraption: What's the one clip where the guy in class shouts "GAY!" That one .gif


My cousin's kid has an acquaintance on face book that whenever the kid posts a pic, this douche posts "gay" in the comments. I watched this kid do this for about a year, figuring he would grow out of it or my cousin's kid would give him a shiner. Finally, I decided to have some fun and messaged y cousin's kid to set it up.

I told him the plan and he was all for it. The next time the kid posted "gay" I immediately posted that I was so proud of my cousin's kid for having friends who were out and proud. Then went on about how hard it was when I was their age to be gay, blah blah, and anyway, your friend's cute. Why don't' you give me his cell #? I'm going to be in his town soon and maybe I can take the lad to lunch or something. Worked like a farking charm. My cousin's kid told his friend in message that he gave his number to me, and he should expect a call from an older, mature gentleman who was very very interested in his gay friend. Poor bastard just about deleted himself from the internet.
2013-03-07 12:30:03 PM
4 votes:
Half the Republicans who saw this nodded solemnly and picked up their shotgun and rope.  The other half nodded solemnly and put on their lipstick and high-heels.
2013-03-07 11:50:33 AM
3 votes:
See, his main mistake was acknowledging that he did it in the first place. Once you acknowledge it, you're done. Instead, when you're accused of something, fix your accuser with a long, hard stare, and repeat the following.

"It wasn't me."

If they repeat their accusation, give them a longer stare, then point with your index finger in the direction of their chin, and say,

"HEY. It wasn't me."

Continue until they leave.

/thanks, eddie murphy
2013-03-07 01:52:06 PM
2 votes:

Wayne 985: Kimmel's right - the dude sounds like he's in the fourth grade. Calling people "gay", and then pretending that it meant something else. He strikes me as the kind of guy who also uses words like "wee wee".


So, I was giving a speech the other day in class on Baer V. Chase. It's a civil case centering on the creation of The Sopranos. It was fun saying Big Pussy and Little Pussy. The little kid in me chuckled. I tend to project my voice well and am certain that it was the loudest, Big Pussy the people in class, had ever heard.

/Big Pussy
2013-03-07 12:56:09 PM
2 votes:
We just hired a guy whose name is Bryan.  He really is gay.

/csb
2013-03-07 12:38:27 PM
2 votes:
What the hell is wrong with this guy?  In politics, and does not know the ropes...

1.  Realize how bad you farked up, and say that it wasn't you.
2.  Spend the city's money on an "Internal investigation".
3.  Figure out which office staffer you hate the most.
4.  Point the finger at them, and have them fired, and have someone write a speech about your credibility and awareness of the group you have offended.
5.  Make a Senate run..

//farking novice...
2013-03-07 12:26:45 PM
2 votes:
Who is this "Bryan" and why is he happy?
2013-03-07 12:19:48 PM
2 votes:
IF, and this is a big if, IF you acknowledge that your workstation was involved in any way with sending the message, you are SUPPOSED to say that you forgot to lock your workstation, had to pee, and someone else must have done it as a joke.
2013-03-08 09:07:40 AM
1 votes:

UncleStumpy: i upped my meds-up yours: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x400]

/stay off his rear, unless you want a response

Reminds me of this time about ten years ago when I worked in the produce department of a grocery store. One day the Dairy Dept manager (who was gay) was working and was constantly rolling his neck and his shoulders. Finally, I asked him what the deal was. He told me he and  his bf had been rear ended at a stoplight the nght before, and he had a bit of whiplash. I snickered to myself and said nothing.

Later on that day we all went for lunch, and said he'd been in an accident. Being the smartass that I am, I said "Yeah, for the first time in his life Larry got rear ended and didn't like it."

There was stunned silence for a couple seconds, and in those two seconds i was cursing myself and wondering I would get a job next. Thankfully, after the shock wore off, everyone burst out laughing, especially Larry.

/csb



My first job was working the stockroom in a grocery store.  The general manager there had a lot of very effeminate mannerisms, but insisted he wasn't gay and was very defensive about the thinly-veiled innuendos that were often thrown his way (this was a little bit before today's standards of workplace harassment).

Anyway, one of my responsibilities was unloading trucks, but a manager had to "receive" them (log the paperwork in, verify the seal, etc.) before we could touch them, so the first step was always to page a manager to the back room; additionally, we had two loading docks at opposite ends of the store, so we had to specify which one was being used - SOP was to simply say something like "Manager on duty to X dock, please" over the PA, but one night without even thinking about it I just said "Jeff, please come receive a meat delivery in the rear".  I honestly didn't even register what I'd said until I hung up the phone, and a couple seconds later came the page "[Loaf], to the manager's office. NOW."

Somehow I didn't get fired...the assistant manager sitting there laughing his ass off didn't help my case any, though.
2013-03-07 06:46:26 PM
1 votes:

MadSkillz: BarkingUnicorn: hp6sa: We just hired a guy whose name is Bryan.  He really is gay.

/csb

Everyone's gay to get a job these days.

I knew a cop who claimed gayness to get in. I think he's married to a woman. Good ethical foundation for being a cop.


Married does not necessarily mean straight. It might be a passionless sham of a marriage in which he constantly abandons his neglected wife and her famished vagina in order to slurp the sweat off the cocks of a thousand rent boys.

Or maybe not.

Also this,

weknowmemes.com
2013-03-07 04:20:17 PM
1 votes:
Washington is very, let's say, "rural."  It's where us West Virginians go to see the real rednecks.
2013-03-07 04:15:26 PM
1 votes:
I'm Bryan. And so is my wife!
2013-03-07 04:13:17 PM
1 votes:

Gifted Many Few: Meatybrain: My Very Heterosexual friend Alyxyndyr would like a word with you.

And for some odd reason, he wants you to be wearing leather pants covered in vaseline.

That is where I draw the line. It's assless chaps or nothing.


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What an assless chap might look like...
2013-03-07 03:01:17 PM
1 votes:

OldManDownDRoad: Pocket Ninja: See, his main mistake was acknowledging that he did it in the first place. Once you acknowledge it, you're done. Instead, when you're accused of something, fix your accuser with a long, hard stare, and repeat the following.

"It wasn't me."

My old man, a veteran of 30+ years in the federal bureaucracy, always said there were two master excuses one of which would fit any occasion:

1. It was like that when I got here.

2. We've always done it that way.

In this occasion, I would have chosen the first excuse and then stuck by my guns.


Also:

"It's my first day"
2013-03-07 02:48:33 PM
1 votes:

Wayne 985: Kimmel's right - the dude sounds like he's in the fourth grade. Calling people "gay", and then pretending that it meant something else. He strikes me as the kind of guy who also uses words like "wee wee".




Obligatory
2013-03-07 02:47:55 PM
1 votes:

hp6sa: We just hired a guy whose name is Bryan.  He really is gay.

/csb


Everyone's gay to get a job these days.
2013-03-07 01:05:39 PM
1 votes:

Gifted Many Few: The first clue should have been the spelling of Bryan. It is a known red flag if a guy uses a "y" to replace other letters in his name.


My Very Heterosexual friend Alyxyndyr would like a word with you.

And for some odd reason, he wants you to be wearing leather pants covered in vaseline.
2013-03-07 12:40:59 PM
1 votes:
Kimmel's right - the dude sounds like he's in the fourth grade. Calling people "gay", and then pretending that it meant something else. He strikes me as the kind of guy who also uses words like "wee wee".
2013-03-07 12:39:05 PM
1 votes:
The first clue should have been the spelling of Bryan. It is a known red flag if a guy uses a "y" to replace other letters in his name.
2013-03-07 12:25:44 PM
1 votes:
What's the one clip where the guy in class shouts "GAY!" That one .gif
2013-03-07 12:18:44 PM
1 votes:
still haven't figured out the definition of "is"
 
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