Contrabulous Flabtraption: What's the one clip where the guy in class shouts "GAY!" That one .gif
Wayne 985: Kimmel's right - the dude sounds like he's in the fourth grade. Calling people "gay", and then pretending that it meant something else. He strikes me as the kind of guy who also uses words like "wee wee".
UncleStumpy: i upped my meds-up yours: [farm4.staticflickr.com image 500x400]/stay off his rear, unless you want a responseReminds me of this time about ten years ago when I worked in the produce department of a grocery store. One day the Dairy Dept manager (who was gay) was working and was constantly rolling his neck and his shoulders. Finally, I asked him what the deal was. He told me he and his bf had been rear ended at a stoplight the nght before, and he had a bit of whiplash. I snickered to myself and said nothing.Later on that day we all went for lunch, and said he'd been in an accident. Being the smartass that I am, I said "Yeah, for the first time in his life Larry got rear ended and didn't like it."There was stunned silence for a couple seconds, and in those two seconds i was cursing myself and wondering I would get a job next. Thankfully, after the shock wore off, everyone burst out laughing, especially Larry./csb
MadSkillz: BarkingUnicorn: hp6sa: We just hired a guy whose name is Bryan. He really is gay./csbEveryone's gay to get a job these days.I knew a cop who claimed gayness to get in. I think he's married to a woman. Good ethical foundation for being a cop.
Gifted Many Few: Meatybrain: My Very Heterosexual friend Alyxyndyr would like a word with you.And for some odd reason, he wants you to be wearing leather pants covered in vaseline.That is where I draw the line. It's assless chaps or nothing.
OldManDownDRoad: Pocket Ninja: See, his main mistake was acknowledging that he did it in the first place. Once you acknowledge it, you're done. Instead, when you're accused of something, fix your accuser with a long, hard stare, and repeat the following."It wasn't me."My old man, a veteran of 30+ years in the federal bureaucracy, always said there were two master excuses one of which would fit any occasion:1. It was like that when I got here.2. We've always done it that way.In this occasion, I would have chosen the first excuse and then stuck by my guns.
hp6sa: We just hired a guy whose name is Bryan. He really is gay./csb
Gifted Many Few: The first clue should have been the spelling of Bryan. It is a known red flag if a guy uses a "y" to replace other letters in his name.
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