Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.
Glitchwerks: Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.The real threat is what they are doing to the soil. They're building landing strips for gay martians.
Keeve: What do these people expect? If you align yourself with the seedy underworld of ballet, you have to realize people are going to get hurt.
Wadded Beef: Weirdest part: It was caught via dashboard-cam.
Geotpf: Wadded Beef: Weirdest part: It was caught via dashboard-cam.What, you've never seen all the Youtube videos of Russian dash cams? Basically, a very large number of professional truck drivers have dash cams active constantly for their own self-protection due to the huge number of crazy, drunk, and/or violent drivers and pedestrians in the country. Some of the videos are insane; drunk pedestrians walking in front of vehicles and getting run over, massive pileups, people involved in minor traffic accidents whipping out baseball bats and beating the other driver, etc.
Fuggin Bizzy: Where do people get the acids for the throwing in the faces of people? I think the last time I saw acid of any kind it was in a school chemistry lab. Today, I have no idea where to get anything stronger than vinegar./Acid attacks are way too common. WTF.
Mose: Took wife to Ballcracker this year. First time for me at the ballet. Was a little shocked by the tightness of the male tights, especially the back.Now I know why the wife likes going so much. Thought it was a bit obscene for the small children.I mean, really, from even 15 rows back, it looks like body paint.
Dear Jerk: Throw acid. Throw acid. I've decided right now, I'm changing the name of the interperative dance to "Throw Acid."
stuffy: Damn they take there ballet seriously in Russia.
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