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(BBC)   Male Russian soloist ballet dancer offers defense for having orchestrated acid being thrown in artistic director's face: "Look, I just wanted someone to beat his ass, I didn't tell anyone to throw acid"   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 36
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2013-03-07 11:33:43 AM
For the life of me, I thought it said "Russian socialist".
 
2013-03-07 11:35:53 AM
(featured partner)
 
2013-03-07 11:36:07 AM
cloudfront.bostinno.com

Oblig.

/shine on, you crazy diamond.
 
2013-03-07 11:37:07 AM
My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.
 
2013-03-07 11:38:06 AM
Window pane, generic blotter or purple microdot?
 
2013-03-07 11:38:26 AM
I'd heard acidic rebukes were commonplace in the world of ballet, but this is ridiculous.....
 
2013-03-07 11:39:48 AM
That guy has some moose-knuckle to do a thing like that.
 
2013-03-07 11:39:59 AM
his response was caustic?
 
2013-03-07 11:42:18 AM
Weirdest part: It was caught via dashboard-cam.
 
2013-03-07 11:45:25 AM
Life imitates "American Dad".
 
2013-03-07 11:46:19 AM

Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.


The real threat is what they are doing to the soil.  They're building landing strips for gay martians.
 
2013-03-07 11:49:00 AM
Took wife to Ballcracker this year.  First time for me at the ballet.  Was a little shocked by the tightness of the male tights, especially the back.

Now I know why the wife likes going so much.  Thought it was a bit obscene for the small children.

I mean, really, from even 15 rows back, it looks like body paint.
 
2013-03-07 11:52:12 AM

Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.


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Problem, dumpling?

/hot like Torquemada
 
2013-03-07 11:52:24 AM
Damn they take there ballet seriously in Russia.
 
2013-03-07 11:53:16 AM
What do these people expect? If you align yourself with the seedy underworld of ballet, you have to realize people are going to get hurt.
 
2013-03-07 11:59:08 AM

Glitchwerks: Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.

The real threat is what they are doing to the soil.  They're building landing strips for gay martians.


You know that Johnny Werzner kid - the kid who delivers papers in the neighborhood? He's a fine kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
 
2013-03-07 12:01:32 PM
"I told the guy to 'mess his face up' ...I had no idea he was an overachiever!"
 
2013-03-07 12:02:12 PM

Keeve: What do these people expect? If you align yourself with the seedy underworld of ballet, you have to realize people are going to get hurt.


Seedy is correct.
 
2013-03-07 12:02:37 PM

Wadded Beef: Weirdest part: It was caught via dashboard-cam.


What, you've never seen all the Youtube videos of Russian dash cams?  Basically, a very large number of professional truck drivers have dash cams active constantly for their own self-protection due to the huge number of crazy, drunk, and/or violent drivers and pedestrians in the country.  Some of the videos are insane; drunk pedestrians walking in front of vehicles and getting run over, massive pileups, people involved in minor traffic accidents whipping out baseball bats and beating the other driver, etc.
 
2013-03-07 12:08:38 PM

Geotpf: Wadded Beef: Weirdest part: It was caught via dashboard-cam.

What, you've never seen all the Youtube videos of Russian dash cams?  Basically, a very large number of professional truck drivers have dash cams active constantly for their own self-protection due to the huge number of crazy, drunk, and/or violent drivers and pedestrians in the country.  Some of the videos are insane; drunk pedestrians walking in front of vehicles and getting run over, massive pileups, people involved in minor traffic accidents whipping out baseball bats and beating the other driver, etc.


Are you serious?
 
2013-03-07 12:11:16 PM

Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.


Your mom is right. All through school I knew these two guys who were the gayest gays you ever met. They lived lives of debauchery. Neither cared who they hurt. Both were biatchy queens. One died of AIDS after giving it to his "friend". I worked with him till he got too sick to work. He never mellowed and became kind or good. He was an ass to the end and his adoptive parents where the only ones who didn't feel a sense of relief that he was finally gone.  For all I know they were glad to be done with him too.

The other gay guy was stabbed to death in an alley in New York.  All through school he looked down on and bullied people who didn't have money or weren't popular. In the end he died because he was selling himself for money.

So yeah, those are totally not evil or dangerous life choices. They were upstanding members of the community and the world is a better place because they lived. ::hork::
 
2013-03-07 12:12:13 PM
 
2013-03-07 12:19:55 PM
Was he wearing goggles, and if so do they do anything?
 
2013-03-07 12:20:57 PM
Where do people get the acids for the throwing in the faces of people? I think the last time I saw acid of any kind it was in a school chemistry lab. Today, I have no idea where to get anything stronger than vinegar.

/Acid attacks are way too common. WTF.
 
2013-03-07 12:27:01 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: Where do people get the acids for the throwing in the faces of people? I think the last time I saw acid of any kind it was in a school chemistry lab. Today, I have no idea where to get anything stronger than vinegar.

/Acid attacks are way too common. WTF.


Hardware store.
 
2013-03-07 12:27:26 PM
My daughter trained one summer at the Bolshoi Ballet Academy in Moscow. Yes, the Russians are extremely serious about ballet. The academy only recently allowed Americans students into their year-round program & the Bolshoi Company just hired their first American ballerina, Joy Womack, last year. David Hallberg from American Ballet Theatre was the first American principal dancer to be hired by the Bolshoi (by Sergei Filin) in 2011.
 
2013-03-07 12:34:32 PM

Mose: Took wife to Ballcracker this year.  First time for me at the ballet.  Was a little shocked by the tightness of the male tights, especially the back.

Now I know why the wife likes going so much.  Thought it was a bit obscene for the small children.

I mean, really, from even 15 rows back, it looks like body paint.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSJVEb-qljA
 
2013-03-07 01:39:05 PM
Throw acid. Throw acid. I've decided right now, I'm changing the name of the interperative dance to "Throw Acid."
 
2013-03-07 02:13:51 PM
www.movie-censorship.com

Obviously the attacker couldn't read.
 
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2013-03-07 02:27:22 PM

Dear Jerk: Throw acid. Throw acid. I've decided right now, I'm changing the name of the interperative dance to "Throw Acid."


I thought you were supposed to drop it.
 
2013-03-07 03:04:57 PM

Keeve: What do these people expect? If you align yourself with the seedy underworld of ballet, you have to realize people are going to get hurt.


When ballet is outlawed, only outlaws will have grand jetés.
 
2013-03-07 03:22:30 PM
To be fair, the guy looks like he needed a beatdown.
 
2013-03-07 06:06:11 PM

Master Sphincter: My mom said to me that homosexuals usually die by multiple stabbings. It was a fact. She is convinced that homosexuality is the root of all evil. Now she has added acid attacks to her reasons gays are dangerous.


Good to know.  Except none of the guys in this story is gay.  Can it just be that ballet dancers are the root of all evil, cause that isn't far from the truth.
 
2013-03-07 09:59:41 PM
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2013-03-08 02:30:03 AM

stuffy: Damn they take there ballet seriously in Russia.


I have a relative who dances professionally with a ballet company. This sort of thing doesn't surprise me in the slightest. Ballet is a little crazy everywhere you go.

Also, a surprisingly large proportion of the male dancers are straight these days. I'd say like 65-75%. It's like some athletes figured out there are 3,000 guys trying for every football scholarship and maybe two for every dance one, plus you get to pick up girls in Lycra.
 
2013-03-08 10:45:39 AM
Modern Russian Problems
 
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