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(KRMG Tulsa)   Would you buy an ugly hoodie for $487.35? What it was able to keep Obama's drones from blowing your ass up?   (krmg.com) divider line 104
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2013-03-07 11:17:19 AM
Fool, money, etc.
 
2013-03-07 11:17:25 AM
Will go great in my bomb shelter with my canned foods and ammo.
 
2013-03-07 11:17:43 AM
Do they come in tinfoil?
 
2013-03-07 11:18:12 AM
*Benefits of hoodie counteracted by Skittles possession
 
2013-03-07 11:18:15 AM
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-07 11:18:49 AM
Just buy one of those mylar emergency/space blankets for 5$.
 
2013-03-07 11:20:04 AM

mediaho: Fool, money, etc.

 
2013-03-07 11:20:14 AM
I suppose this comes with a lifetime guarantee?
 
2013-03-07 11:20:27 AM
What's the return policy?

"Dear Sir,

I was promised that this hoodie would protect me from drone strikes, but my ass was blown up.  I would like a refund of $487.35, plus shipping and handling.

Sincerely,
Ahmed."
 
2013-03-07 11:20:33 AM

mediaho: Fool, money, etc.

 
2013-03-07 11:20:44 AM
No; and I would buy a new headline for 5 bucks.

/truly awful farking headline
 
2013-03-07 11:21:24 AM
So, my choices are getting drone-bombed by Obama or shot by George Zimmerman?
I want to see a different menu.
 
M-G
2013-03-07 11:21:33 AM
* Results may vary during daylight.
 
2013-03-07 11:21:44 AM
IF
 
2013-03-07 11:21:47 AM
Jesus, people, you don't have to worry about Obama attacking you with drones. Why would he do that when he has F-18s?

/Surveillance helicopters: yawn, cops are over my neighborhood with binocs, sniper rifles and spotlights, who cares?. Surveillance drones: OMG!!11!!shiatBALLS!? Death robots from above!
 
2013-03-07 11:22:20 AM
Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

www.eightnotrump.com
 
2013-03-07 11:22:28 AM
It will be like an Ed Hardy shirt for the paranoid delusional set.
 
2013-03-07 11:22:54 AM
America, please stop being crazy

/you're making North Korea look good
 
2013-03-07 11:23:09 AM
If you're not a terrorist, what do you have to hide?

/A modern spin on an old classic.
 
2013-03-07 11:23:38 AM

NateGrey: Will go great in my bomb shelter with my canned foods and ammo.


Next to the rock that repels tigers.
 
2013-03-07 11:23:51 AM
It's not like they could just switch to an EO camera and see you just fine anyway in your $500 moron garb.
 
2013-03-07 11:24:00 AM
You do know that drones have normal, OTW cameras on them, right? And that Tinfoil is quite sparkly
 
2013-03-07 11:24:11 AM
they aren't surveillance drones they are "Freedom Watchers"  they watch you enjoying your freedom, to make sure you are enjoying it correctly.
 
2013-03-07 11:25:40 AM
"King's dream is a nightmare"

Other than advertising "I'm a racist", what could that bumper sticker possibly be trying to convey? It's not humorous. It's not clever or witty. It's just dumb and racist.
 
2013-03-07 11:26:17 AM

Karac: I suppose this comes with a lifetime guarantee?


Don't be silly.

That costs extra.
 
2013-03-07 11:26:26 AM
I love the note that he's getting orders from Afghanistan.

"So, I might be guilty of some... minor treason."

Protip: if you're a civilian in an active war zone, don't disguise yourself as a combatant. When you're picked up by the drives and they see you're actively making yourself from detection, you think that's going to make them LESS likely to kill you?
 
2013-03-07 11:27:08 AM
does this count as a repost?
 
2013-03-07 11:27:14 AM
oh, look, it can't stop a repeat!
 
2013-03-07 11:27:15 AM
I am pretty sure that they don't actually lock on to the person. Do they have a car poncho? Or, one for my house?
 
2013-03-07 11:27:15 AM
I've been following this guy for a while, he's basically working on the edge of performance art and hacking. Some of his projects involve spoofing face-recognition software with non-obvious camouflage, this seems along those same lines.
 
2013-03-07 11:27:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "King's dream is a nightmare"

Other than advertising "I'm a racist", what could that bumper sticker possibly be trying to convey? It's not humorous. It's not clever or witty. It's just dumb and racist.


Clearly, by saying that, you're the REAL racist!

/And that was sarcasm... it is sad that I have to actually state that, given how many people might actually *say* what I just said.
 
2013-03-07 11:27:55 AM

Amurica...Fark Ya!: Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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What does the bottom-left bumper sticker say?
 
2013-03-07 11:28:38 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Other than advertising "I'm a racist", what could that bumper sticker possibly be trying to convey? It's not humorous. It's not clever or witty. It's just dumb and racist.


Maybe if the blah man in the White House was a different man, a more avuncular man, perhaps named Thomas.
 
2013-03-07 11:28:39 AM

Vodka Zombie: If you're not a terrorist, what do you have to hide?

/A modern spin on an old classic.


If you're a civilian in an active war zone, it's stupid to go out of your way to try to look like a terrorist.
 
2013-03-07 11:28:39 AM
Isn't this "news" at least a month old? I remember blogging about it in December. Warning: headline may be a repeat. Warning: drones may be overhead, but if you've got a hoodie on, you're all set.
 
2013-03-07 11:29:39 AM
This guy is going to make a goddamned billion dollars of inbred hurpadurper cash. What a brilliant way to drain money out of the militia freak movement.

I want to launch a church dedicated to building a Christian army to make war in the holy land. Volunteer funded. Have the ppl drop their 18 year old sons off with full kit(you can't fight infidels without your self supplied ar15) and when there are about 100,000k of them, we can transship them over to Iraq.

And just leave them there. No artillery, no support. They have Jesus.

I figure it's a useful way to suck away Jesus money and get Jesus ppl killed.
 
2013-03-07 11:30:23 AM

meanmutton: Vodka Zombie: If you're not a terrorist, what do you have to hide?

/A modern spin on an old classic.

If you're a civilian in an active war zone, it's stupid to go out of your way to try to look like a terrorist.


A better disguise would be walking around in an American Flag Bikini
 
2013-03-07 11:30:32 AM

skullkrusher: *Benefits of hoodie counteracted by Skittles possession


Had a similar thought, but you said it better
 
2013-03-07 11:31:02 AM
Only if it comes with a metal lined baseball cap to block his brain cancer machine.
 
2013-03-07 11:32:09 AM
Would you buy an ugly hoodie featuring a portrait of George Wendt?

Would you wear it while eating beans?
 
2013-03-07 11:32:37 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: "King's dream is a nightmare"

Other than advertising "I'm a racist", what could that bumper sticker possibly be trying to convey? It's not humorous. It's not clever or witty. It's just dumb and racist.


The intended meaning: instead of trying to create a society where we ignore skin color and judge people in their actions and character, we've created a system if institutionalized racism through race-based preferences that has hurt both individuals and society, entrenched poverty and dependence among certain minority groups, and hurts individuals who were born into poverty, abuse, etc., but happened to be white.

That is their point.
 
2013-03-07 11:33:14 AM

Lost Thought 00: meanmutton: Vodka Zombie: If you're not a terrorist, what do you have to hide?

/A modern spin on an old classic.

If you're a civilian in an active war zone, it's stupid to go out of your way to try to look like a terrorist.

A better disguise would be walking around in an American Flag Bikini


Dude!  I have an idea.

American flag burkas!
 
2013-03-07 11:33:57 AM
Hoodies get you shot. And shoot you. Depending on how dark the wearer is or how dark the shooter is. Basically, stay away from hoodies if brown-dark brown.
 
2013-03-07 11:34:22 AM
Disguise from the skies:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-07 11:34:24 AM
 
2013-03-07 11:34:35 AM
"What is was..."?  That headline made my head hurt.
 
2013-03-07 11:34:45 AM
I do want a thermoptic camo hoodie.
 
2013-03-07 11:36:31 AM
This would be great for the derpers on my Facebook.
 
2013-03-07 11:36:57 AM

tom baker's scarf: they aren't surveillance drones they are "Freedom Watchers"  they watch you enjoying your freedom, to make sure you are enjoying it correctly.


While eating your fries and toast.
 
2013-03-07 11:37:02 AM

meanmutton: The intended meaning: instead of trying to create a society where we ignore skin color and judge people in their actions and character, we've created a system if institutionalized racism through race-based preferences that has hurt both individuals and society, entrenched poverty and dependence among certain minority groups, and hurts individuals who were born into poverty, abuse, etc., but happened to be white.


That seems like a reach. King's dream was that his children be judged on the content of their character, which is not affirmative action by any stretch. In other words, we've not yet reached King's preferred state. This bumper sticker seems to think we've reached King's dream in the form of Barack Obama, and it's a horrible nightmare. It basically reads like the idea of giving blacks rights has gotten them all uppity and look who they elected, a Commie fascist cryptomuslin socialist usurper.
 
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