It's probably Chis Pontias

Kind of like a penis only smaller. Riiiggghhht.

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

Looks a bit like Daniel Tosh. Someone please 'shop Tosh into the sketch

Not a good look for a man.

Women, more specifically, well proportioned women, should be the only ones allowed to wear thongs/g-strings. And I think we can all agree this isn't something you leave up to the states to decide. Something as important as hot chicks in thongs must be mandated at the federal level.

I thought this would be a footwear thread.

/backing out slowly

xanadian: What the perp may look like.

/NSFW if you're a goddamn prude

Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.

Gifted Many Few: Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.

I hope that dude is a grower and not a shower

This guy is sick I tell ya.. SICK!

And they will never catch me neither...

What a dick!

is assisting authorities in the investigation.

"It's a crime to expose yourself to folks," Pazen said. "We need to make sure that he doesn't take that next step."

 i enjoy exposing myself to folks, but saying that it leads to a next step is like calling marijuana a gateway drug.

/ actually it sometimes does lead to a next step, but in a totally mutual kind of way.
// there was this guy in asheville who would run out of an alley in granny panties and a big bra. chubby hairy middle aged guy. he'd run all around downtown and people would clap. here's to you, mr. boring lingerie man.
/// RIP leslie.

"He is fully clothed somewhere in the mouth of an alley, will disrobe down to a thong and expose himself further in front of female citizens in northwestt Denver."

Say what now?

Harry Freakstorm: MyKingdomForYourHorse

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.

Well as you get older of course. I don't wear em anymore. I've gotten old enough that my giant sack has started is long slow trek south. I need the steel like support of boxes briefs to keep my plums where they belong.

Apos: is assisting authorities in the investigation.

That one took too dang long too appear in this thread...

ChipNASA: silencedmajority.blogs.com

Close, I got a way better porn stache than that

ChipNASA: "Son/Girl/Man,
You got a panty on your head...."

There are so many things I don't like about this post.

Which one of you Farkers is this?

Going door to door, singing to every guy who answers the door.  Awkward hilarity ensues.

Now we have a legitimate use for a camera only drone by the police, and no one wants to use it.

xanadian: Ya know ... steroids, mang...they shrink yer junk. :/

/nice ass, though...

Ahh yes, the perfect irony of performance drugs

Hey now, let's not forget the thong pioneer.

ChipNASA: Grapple: came here for Happosai photos... leaving disappointed.

I had to goodle that.....WTFF is a Happosai ??

Ohhhhhh........

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You won't see him until it is too late.

Well he won't be out there this weekend. 33 degrees and several inches of snow in the forecast. ❄❄❄
Yeah, I like how they use the incorrect term "bandit." Trying to make a saucier headline. 👎

Walker: How is he a bandit if he doesn't steal anything?

he definitely would have a lack of places to hide stuff.

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Hey now, let's not forget the thong pioneer.

To bad she let vanity take over like so many others. She was a pretty lady.

FTA: "DENVER - A man in a thong has been running around, exposing himself and terrorizing neighborhoods around Sloan's Lake."

Terrorizing? I take issue with the use of this word.