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(9 News)   Police asking for help in their search for the 'thong bandit', despite it being 'difficult for people to process what they see' when they see him   (9news.com) divider line 47
    More: Stupid, Sloan's Lake, thong bandit, Denver Police  
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2013-03-07 11:25:02 AM
Does he have dumps like a truck, truck, truck?
 
2013-03-07 12:48:40 PM
Is he smuggling plums?
 
2013-03-07 12:49:19 PM
How is he a bandit if he doesn't steal anything?
 
2013-03-07 12:49:54 PM
Dear thread:

Please go the way you should go with many a basically naked female posterior.

Thanks,

Jim from Saint Paul

/BIE?
//EIP.
 
2013-03-07 12:51:07 PM
It's probably Chis Pontias
 
2013-03-07 12:52:44 PM
"Son/Girl/Man,
You got a panty on your head...."


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www.sportressofblogitude.com

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ryanseacrest.com

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a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

And last but not least


www.commentbuddy.com
 
2013-03-07 12:56:49 PM
Kind of like a penis only smaller. Riiiggghhht.
 
2013-03-07 01:10:21 PM
Don't knock a good thong until you tried one
 
2013-03-07 01:10:48 PM
Looks a bit like Daniel Tosh. Someone please 'shop Tosh into the sketch
 
2013-03-07 01:12:14 PM
Not a good look for a man.

Women, more specifically, well proportioned women, should be the only ones allowed to wear thongs/g-strings. And I think we can all agree this isn't something you leave up to the states to decide. Something as important as hot chicks in thongs must be mandated at the federal level.
 
2013-03-07 01:14:44 PM
I thought this would be a footwear thread.

/backing out slowly
 
2013-03-07 01:15:11 PM
FTFA: Detectives are looking for a white or a Hispanic man, in his 20s or 30s. He has black or darker-colored hair, with an athletic built, and is approximately 5 feet 7 inches to 6 feet tall.

What the f*#% is the problem again!??
 
2013-03-07 01:15:32 PM
cdn04.cdn.justjared.com


i683.photobucket.com


img.timeinc.net
 
2013-03-07 01:18:27 PM
What the perp may look like.

/NSFW if you're a goddamn prude
 
2013-03-07 01:20:16 PM

xanadian: What the perp may look like.

/NSFW if you're a goddamn prude


Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.
 
2013-03-07 01:27:01 PM
fashionista.com
 
2013-03-07 01:27:40 PM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-03-07 01:32:31 PM

Gifted Many Few: Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.


I hope that dude is a grower and not a shower
 
2013-03-07 01:39:47 PM
This guy is sick I tell ya.. SICK!

And they will never catch me neither...
 
2013-03-07 01:43:23 PM
It's in Denver.  I hear the cops there are serious business.


/Also, tootally not a berkmerk
 
2013-03-07 01:44:09 PM
What a dick!
 
2013-03-07 01:50:01 PM
images.artistdirect.com

is assisting authorities in the investigation.
 
2013-03-07 01:53:37 PM
www.narutoultimateninja.net
".............What?"
 
2013-03-07 02:00:01 PM
Judging from the police sketch, the public should be on the look-out for a very young Jimmy Stewart, possibly accompanied by a large invisible rabbit, who is believed to be wearing nothing but a bow-tie and a waistcoat, both invisible.
 
2013-03-07 02:06:34 PM
came here for Happosai photos... leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-07 02:09:20 PM
"It's a crime to expose yourself to folks," Pazen said. "We need to make sure that he doesn't take that next step."

 i enjoy exposing myself to folks, but saying that it leads to a next step is like calling marijuana a gateway drug.

/ actually it sometimes does lead to a next step, but in a totally mutual kind of way.
// there was this guy in asheville who would run out of an alley in granny panties and a big bra. chubby hairy middle aged guy. he'd run all around downtown and people would clap. here's to you, mr. boring lingerie man.
/// RIP leslie.
 
2013-03-07 02:15:46 PM

Grapple: came here for Happosai photos... leaving disappointed.


I had to goodle that.....WTFF is a Happosai ??

Ohhhhhh........

insomniaga.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-07 02:20:30 PM
MyKingdomForYourHorse

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one


That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.
 
2013-03-07 02:22:18 PM
"He is fully clothed somewhere in the mouth of an alley, will disrobe down to a thong and expose himself further in front of female citizens in northwestt Denver."

Say what now?
 
2013-03-07 02:23:28 PM

Harry Freakstorm: MyKingdomForYourHorse

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.


"Hi ya Harry...How's it Hanging?!?!?!"

www.failcam.com
 
2013-03-07 02:28:12 PM

Harry Freakstorm: MyKingdomForYourHorse

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.


Well as you get older of course. I don't wear em anymore. I've gotten old enough that my giant sack has started is long slow trek south. I need the steel like support of boxes briefs to keep my plums where they belong.
 
2013-03-07 02:29:19 PM
ChipNASA


Harry Freakstorm: MyKingdomForYourHorse


Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

That string between the cheeks is a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.

"Hi ya Harry...How's it Hanging?!?!?!"


Crap. Tine Fey sad she was going to delete those photos if I promised to leave her alone and get off her property. Never trust an emmy award winning babe.
 
2013-03-07 02:30:03 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Harry Freakstorm: MyKingdomForYourHorse

Don't knock a good thong until you tried one

That string between the cheeksis a deal breaker. I'd rather go commando and I'm an old guy. I risk things getting stuck in zippers and I run the risk of dangerous bilateral dangle damage.

Well as you get older of course. I don't wear em anymore. I've gotten old enough that my giant sack has started is long slow trek south. I need the steel like support of boxes briefs to keep my plums where they belong.


silencedmajority.blogs.com
 
2013-03-07 02:56:57 PM

Apos: is assisting authorities in the investigation.


That one took too dang long too appear in this thread...
 
2013-03-07 02:58:29 PM

ChipNASA: silencedmajority.blogs.com


Close, I got a way better porn stache than that
 
2013-03-07 03:15:04 PM

ChipNASA: "Son/Girl/Man,
You got a panty on your head...."


There are so many things I don't like about this post.
 
2013-03-07 03:23:09 PM
Which one of you Farkers is this?
 
2013-03-07 03:24:01 PM
images.artistdirect.com
Going door to door, singing to every guy who answers the door.  Awkward hilarity ensues.

Now we have a legitimate use for a camera only drone by the police, and no one wants to use it.
 
2013-03-07 03:46:34 PM

Gifted Many Few: xanadian: What the perp may look like.

/NSFW if you're a goddamn prude

Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.


Trust me. NOT A FATTIE.

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Gifted Many Few: Not clicking that. When "xlarge" is in the filename. Thongs do not come in x-large.

I hope that dude is a grower and not a shower


Ya know ... steroids, mang...they shrink yer junk.  :/

/nice ass, though...
 
2013-03-07 03:52:14 PM

xanadian: Ya know ... steroids, mang...they shrink yer junk. :/

/nice ass, though...


Ahh yes, the perfect irony of performance drugs
 
2013-03-07 03:52:38 PM
What, no Leslie?

viz.cwrl.utexas.edu
 
2013-03-07 04:09:51 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
Hey now, let's not forget the thong pioneer.
 
2013-03-07 04:22:33 PM

ChipNASA: Grapple: came here for Happosai photos... leaving disappointed.

I had to goodle that.....WTFF is a Happosai ??

Ohhhhhh........

[insomniaga.files.wordpress.com image 225x297]


fdzeta.com

You won't see him until it is too late.
 
2013-03-07 04:44:42 PM
Well he won't be out there this weekend. 33 degrees and several inches of snow in the forecast. ❄❄❄
Yeah, I like how they use the incorrect term "bandit." Trying to make a saucier headline. 👎
 
2013-03-07 05:00:51 PM

Walker: How is he a bandit if he doesn't steal anything?


he definitely would have a lack of places to hide stuff.
 
2013-03-07 05:15:50 PM

fireclown: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 800x371]
Hey now, let's not forget the thong pioneer.


To bad she let vanity take over like so many others. She was a pretty lady.
 
2013-03-07 05:25:11 PM
FTA: "DENVER - A man in a thong has been running around, exposing himself and terrorizing neighborhoods around Sloan's Lake."

Terrorizing? I take issue with the use of this word.
 
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