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(610 WIOD)   Dear Floridians. Come on in; the water's fine   ( divider line
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5961 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2013 at 11:52 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-07 03:20:18 PM  
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It's March so most of the people in the water are from New Jersey and England. The only worry is about the sharks getting STDs and high cholesterol.
2013-03-07 12:42:36 PM  
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metallion: I can solve that problem.

My ex lives down there.  All she has to do is go swimming.  One or two sharks bite her, they'll be dead in 20 minutes.. Problem solved..
2013-03-07 12:05:55 PM  
1 vote:
So subby submitted the post while in the ocean?

2013-03-07 11:55:09 AM  
1 vote:
Just smear some bacon-fat on Grammy and Grampy before they head out for a swim.

/enjoy your inheritance!
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