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(KQED San Francisco)   If wild turkey is the chaser, what is the drink?   (blogs.kqed.org) divider line 6
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2013-03-07 02:33:12 PM
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my granpa had a number of wild turkeys on his property who thought he was pretty cool. he'd sit out front on warm days and read in front of his house, and they'd eventually mosy up. eventually they got comfortable enough around him that they were walking up within touching distance.

one day he was reading, and the turkeys came up like normal. but, gramps being the michevous old coot he was, had brought with him a nice loud sports whistle. as subtly as he could he lifted the whistle and blew it as hard as he could.

he later described the turkeys as 'larry moe an' curly, dey rran, an' i tout one ouf dem woud have eh, hart attackh he flopped aroun' so much'(his words).

wish i'd been there to see that...
2013-03-07 02:49:15 PM
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Ah Wild Turkey. New Year's Eve afternoon 20??. Order shot of WT. Hot girl next to me mutters something about "Finally something other than a biatch drink." She buys us a couple more rounds. Her bf comes back, he's a nice guy, knew him kinda. Oops. She asks if I want a lil New Year's kiss. Hell yeah. I nod to the bf, whose a bit pissed but nods back anyways. About a minute later I'm thinking this'll be a good year.

She stands up, asks me if I want anything else, so I whisper in her ear "One whiskey, one scotch, and one beer"
/Thank you thank you, that's this weeks 95% true Earworm CSB
2013-03-07 02:18:02 PM
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The Stealth Hippopotamus: Pure grain alcohol?!


/needs rain water

My thoughts exactly.

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That's the way your hard-core turkey works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love... Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I - I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Turkeys, er, turkeys sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid turkey, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.
2013-03-07 01:21:29 PM
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I've been playing too much lately.
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2013-03-07 01:15:31 PM
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Seriously, wild turkeys aren't that ferocious, a simple tennis racket to the head will knock them unconscious, and then you grab them by the neck, just under the head, and make a motion like cracking a whip and bam... you can start making dinner...
2013-03-07 11:17:32 AM
1 votes:
A bicyclist died last year in Martinez when he collided into a flock of turkeys.

And so it begins.

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