Milo Minderbinder: Back when I did taxes, people who hit it big at the track always had numerous losing bets to offset the income. For some reason, the losing bets always had footprints on them; we called them "stampers."
mike_d85: Wasn't there a law barring the expensing of "adult entertainment"?
DROxINxTHExWIND: Guess those rappers aren't as stupid as some would have you believe.
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