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2013-03-07 11:28:32 AM
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2013-03-07 12:35:12 PM
Use quarters instead to make it hail.
 
2013-03-07 12:36:06 PM
Do you have to file married or separate for this?
 
2013-03-07 12:36:16 PM
I've always been fond of 'making it hail'.
 
2013-03-07 12:36:19 PM
Wasn't there a law barring the expensing of "adult entertainment"?
 
2013-03-07 12:40:31 PM
Does he have receipts? Good luck!
 
2013-03-07 12:47:18 PM
I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins
 
2013-03-07 12:51:59 PM
I thought only Obama had a magical weather machine to make it rain.

Now the rappers are making it rain?

Wait until the Republicans find out. They will shiat bricks of steel.

Mind you, if your object is to scare the Hell out of little old ladies, there's nothing, nothing like black ice on the sidewalks. To tell the truth, it is one of the things I personally fear the most. i wear my shoes until I wear them out, and consequently a lot of them don't have the treads they used to have ten years ago. And you can't get them resoled unless they have leather or rubber soles.
 
2013-03-07 01:05:36 PM

brantgoose: Mind you, if your object is to scare the Hell out of little old ladies, there's nothing, nothing like black ice on the sidewalks. To tell the truth, it is one of the things I personally fear the most. i wear my shoes until I wear them out, and consequently a lot of them don't have the treads they used to have ten years ago. And you can't get them resoled unless they have leather or rubber soles.



www.southernsavers.com

Payless...use it you cheap mutherfarker
 
2013-03-07 01:09:33 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins


In the UK they send girls wearing lingerie through the crowd with a pint glass in between each dance. Put a quid in the glass each time or the former SAS type you met on your way in will gently, at first, escort you to the door.
 
2013-03-07 01:12:34 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins


The strippers there work like vending machines, just deposit the coins in the slot
 
2013-03-07 01:17:41 PM
Guess those rappers aren't as stupid as some would have you believe.
 
2013-03-07 01:19:38 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Guess those rappers aren't as stupid as some would have you believe.


Yes they are.
 
2013-03-07 01:33:01 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: drjekel_mrhyde: I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins

The strippers there work like vending machines, just deposit the coins in the slot


You know where they swipe that ATM card?
 
2013-03-07 01:38:17 PM
Dear subby,

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2013-03-07 01:43:07 PM
is doing a rain dance also deductible?
 
2013-03-07 01:52:35 PM
Never met a stripper that gave receipts.
 
2013-03-07 02:04:45 PM
As long as you get a receipt...make it rain!

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2013-03-07 02:08:15 PM

beachboy: As long as you get a receipt...make it rain!

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jesus, is that earl campbell in the beige shoes?
 
2013-03-07 02:13:38 PM
Hey if you can get a music industry star (esp. rapper) to even file an income tax return in the first place, it's a win.

Plus - NO.  HELL NO.
 
2013-03-07 02:16:09 PM
This made my day.
 
2013-03-07 02:16:55 PM
response to headline: 'making it rain' is a thing now at strip clubs? i never was into strip clubs but, um, i could use a good shower.

response to article: awwww.... but still, i bet if i went to the right strip club i could make this thing happen.
 
2013-03-07 02:24:09 PM
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Okay, I threw twenty bucks on her.  Now what?
 
2013-03-07 02:28:21 PM

mike_d85: Wasn't there a law barring the expensing of "adult entertainment"?


Only if the cash came from your EBT card.

I think he'll get away with it if he has the required documentation of date, time, place, and business purpose.  If he dropped $10K from a chopper  for PR, there would be no questions.

The "charity" angle is just trolling.
 
2013-03-07 02:29:43 PM

The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: drjekel_mrhyde: I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins

In the UK they send girls wearing lingerie through the crowd with a pint glass in between each dance. Put a quid in the glass each time or the former SAS type you met on your way in will gently, at first, escort you to the door.


U. S. food servers are gonna be on that, next.
 
2013-03-07 02:38:23 PM
This is nothing new. I'm sure Flava Flav deducts the cost of giant gold clocks that he wears around his neck. It's pretty hard to be taken seriously as a rapper in New Balance sneakers and a Members Only jacket.
 
2013-03-07 02:39:46 PM
under the right, meticulously documented circumstances, this might be a business entertainment expense.
 
2013-03-07 02:42:15 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The Evil That Lies In The Hearts Of Men: In the UK they send girls wearing lingerie through the crowd with a pint glass in between each dance. Put a quid in the glass each time or the former SAS type you met on your way in will gently, at first, escort you to the door.

U. S. food servers are gonna be on that, next.


They need to for these jerks who don't tip.
 
2013-03-07 02:48:36 PM

FARK rebel soldier: They need to for these jerks who don't tip.


Finally!  Hopefully this will lead to posts about spitting in food, the minimum wage, and waitresses not being able to get a better job
 
2013-03-07 02:58:19 PM
Back when I did taxes, people who hit it big at the track always had numerous losing bets to offset the income. For some reason, the losing bets always had footprints on them; we called them "stampers."
 
2013-03-07 03:00:19 PM
See, I'd consider tipping strippers to be a form of gambling. You're taking a chance that she'll let you penis her. And you can deduct gambling losses up to the amount of winnings, so there won't be any deduction. Sorry.

-Tax Preparer
 
2013-03-07 03:01:11 PM

johnny_vegas: FARK rebel soldier: They need to for these jerks who don't tip.

Finally!  Hopefully this will lead to posts about spitting in food, the minimum wage, and waitresses not being able to get a better job


Slinds like if they want better tips they could always try stripping.
 
2013-03-07 03:05:26 PM

BarkingUnicorn: mike_d85: Wasn't there a law barring the expensing of "adult entertainment"?

The "charity" angle is just trolling.


"I gave $10,000 to Charity last year. I also gave $5000 to Hope, $2000 to Faith and $8000 to Chastity. Can I deduct all the donations or just the ones made to Charity"
 
2013-03-07 03:07:52 PM

Shvetz: This is nothing new. I'm sure Flava Flav deducts the cost of giant gold clocks that he wears around his neck. It's pretty hard to be taken seriously as a rapper in New Balance sneakers and a Members Only jacket.


best rapper ever:

a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

images.publicradio.org

pegasusnews.com

he's the John Locke of this rap shiat.
 
2013-03-07 03:08:59 PM

Milo Minderbinder: Back when I did taxes, people who hit it big at the track always had numerous losing bets to offset the income. For some reason, the losing bets always had footprints on them; we called them "stampers."


I noticed, most people don't know they could pull the same trick with lottery tickets.  I found out because one person went around collecting everyone else's loser scratch offs.
 
2013-03-07 03:17:46 PM

johnny_vegas: Finally!  Hopefully this will lead to posts about spitting in food, the minimum wage, and waitresses not being able to get a better job


Ok but *I* haven't biatched about this. On fark. Yet. I want my time.
 
2013-03-07 03:19:23 PM

lack of warmth: Milo Minderbinder: Back when I did taxes, people who hit it big at the track always had numerous losing bets to offset the income. For some reason, the losing bets always had footprints on them; we called them "stampers."

I noticed, most people don't know they could pull the same trick with lottery tickets.  I found out because one person went around collecting everyone else's loser scratch offs.


Yeah, but where can you get a whole bunch of losing scratchers to offset a jackpot? Its not like they just throw them on the floor at the Kwikie Mart.

/At least not in my neighborhood
 
2013-03-07 03:37:11 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: I feel bad for the strippers in other countries that use dollar coins


I went to a low end place that had a quarter cup at the end of the stage. My buddy and I were the high rollers because we were tipping $2 at a time.
 
2013-03-07 03:37:41 PM
Shvetz:
It's pretty hard to be taken seriously as a rapper in New Balance sneakers

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2013-03-07 04:31:41 PM

the801: Shvetz: This is nothing new. I'm sure Flava Flav deducts the cost of giant gold clocks that he wears around his neck. It's pretty hard to be taken seriously as a rapper in New Balance sneakers and a Members Only jacket.

best rapper ever:

[a1.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 600x450]

[images.publicradio.org image 580x435]

[pegasusnews.com image 728x486]

he's the John Locke of this rap shiat.


Wow.  That was some of the most mediocre rapping I have heard lately.  Thanks for nothing.
 
2013-03-07 04:50:45 PM

Milo Minderbinder: lack of warmth: Milo Minderbinder: Back when I did taxes, people who hit it big at the track always had numerous losing bets to offset the income. For some reason, the losing bets always had footprints on them; we called them "stampers."

I noticed, most people don't know they could pull the same trick with lottery tickets.  I found out because one person went around collecting everyone else's loser scratch offs.

Yeah, but where can you get a whole bunch of losing scratchers to offset a jackpot? Its not like they just throw them on the floor at the Kwikie Mart.

/At least not in my neighborhood


Don't underestimate how much people spend on scratch offs, specially in lower income less educated areas like Flint.  That and very rarely anyone around here wins very much to begin with, which I don't think is coincidence.
 
2013-03-07 07:34:34 PM

FuturePastNow: See, I'd consider tipping strippers to be a form of gambling. You're taking a chance that she'll let you penis her. And you can deduct gambling losses up to the amount of winnings, so there won't be any deduction. Sorry.

-Tax Preparer


This isn't tipping, it's attention-whoring.  Advertising expense.
 
2013-03-08 12:07:59 AM
Well, as long as pro ball players can write off their fines, I have no problem with rappers writing off "making it rain."
 
2013-03-08 12:21:17 AM
Do it.  The IRS is famous for its sense of humor!
 
2013-03-08 05:13:55 AM

FuturePastNow: See, I'd consider tipping strippers to be a form of gambling. You're taking a chance that she'll let you penis her. And you can deduct gambling losses up to the amount of winnings, so there won't be any deduction. Sorry.

-Tax Preparer


No.
Gambling is when you have sex with her and see what kind of crotch rot you'll get.


/proTip: house always wins
 
2013-03-08 07:37:49 AM
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