StrangeQ: The Stealth Hippopotamus: StrangeQ: Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.I like it but maybe a few minor changes Food -> computers -> guns from the games -> pot -> books-> foodSell them over priced food (think movie theater) and now they want to sit down so sell them computers. They play some Call of Duty and think it would be fun to fire the guns in real life so sell them guns. After all that you need to bring them down so sell them weed. Nice and calm again? Sell them books. Keep them in the book store long enough for the munchies to kick in. Sell them food.let no dollar escape!Yeah but what about the bait? I'm thinking you could put it after the books and keep the same concept...if they get stoned enough, they wouldn't know the difference.
stonicus: Married people trying to start a business. Slow news day?
StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?
Slartibartfaster: StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?marinated in lemon juice then bread crumbed with a touch of whole cumin seed and Im THERE !!!(a good Californian, New Zealand, or Chillean Chardonnay and Ill do anything you want me to do hehehe, Im easy... If you want to use Australian Ill have to have more than one to agree)
Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store. ok, and sell computers and books on the side. um...shut up. it's a totally viable business plan.
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