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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Lesbian couple married after Washington voters approved gay marriage seeking a license to sell pot after voters legalized marijuana   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 68
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2013-03-07 10:37:24 AM
I would have used the "Spiffy" tag and ended the headline with: "Ta dah!"
 
2013-03-07 10:39:57 AM

StrangeQ: The Stealth Hippopotamus: StrangeQ: Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.

I like it but maybe a few minor changes Food -> computers -> guns from the games -> pot -> books-> food

Sell them over priced food (think movie theater) and now they want to sit down so sell them computers. They play some Call of Duty and think it would be fun to fire the guns in real life so sell them guns. After all that you need to bring them down so sell them weed. Nice and calm again? Sell them books. Keep them in the book store long enough for the munchies to kick in. Sell them food.

let no dollar escape!

Yeah but what about the bait?  I'm thinking you could put it after the books and keep the same concept...if they get stoned enough, they wouldn't know the difference.


Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?
 
2013-03-07 10:43:17 AM
The fantasy v.s. The reality
 
2013-03-07 10:54:09 AM

stonicus: Married people trying to start a business.  Slow news day?


Here's the twist: It's on Thursday.
 
2013-03-07 10:54:15 AM
The happy couple, now linked hotly.

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2013-03-07 10:55:28 AM
And to save time finding/packing/working the bong
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2013-03-07 11:15:59 AM

StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?


marinated in lemon juice then bread crumbed with a touch of whole cumin seed and Im THERE !!!

(a good Californian, New Zealand, or Chillean Chardonnay and Ill do anything you want me to do hehehe, Im easy... If you want to use Australian Ill have to have more than one to agree)
 
2013-03-07 11:28:43 AM
Two Kims and a pot plant
 
2013-03-07 11:55:19 AM
High On Forbidden Love© is the title of their underground film trailer
 
2013-03-07 12:14:29 PM
i don't know, man. there's something fishy about this weed. where'd you get it?
 
2013-03-07 12:36:59 PM
Well, it is the land of opportunity.
 
2013-03-07 12:52:48 PM

Slartibartfaster: StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?

marinated in lemon juice then bread crumbed with a touch of whole cumin seed and Im THERE !!!

(a good Californian, New Zealand, or Chillean Chardonnay and Ill do anything you want me to do hehehe, Im easy... If you want to use Australian Ill have to have more than one to agree)



One person's bait is an others delicacy.
 
2013-03-07 02:50:39 PM
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2013-03-07 03:16:06 PM
Well good for them.  And now I continue about my day doing what I was going to do anyway, living my life that is in no way, shape, or form affected by this in the least.  Other than to be a little happier to know that even if that could never happen here it does happen somewhere.
 
2013-03-07 04:08:48 PM

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.


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There's a shop in South London which was a very -- it's still there, apparently. It's in Tooting High Street -- and it sells two very disparate items. On one side of the shop -- they put them on different sides, it's great! -- One side is guns, and knives, and harpoons and farking really mean farking weapons. On the other side, there's banjos, and violins, and bassoons, and -- you know about it, don't you? Yeah! It's farking there! And what's the guy doing? "Oh, we're way down in weaponry, but up on banjos this week!"
 
2013-03-07 05:13:52 PM
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/nttawwt
 
2013-03-07 08:03:42 PM
who cares?  marijuana is gay

*applause*
 
2013-03-07 08:33:48 PM
America, f*ck yeah!   :)
 
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