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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Lesbian couple married after Washington voters approved gay marriage seeking a license to sell pot after voters legalized marijuana   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 68
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2013-03-07 08:13:23 AM  
The aristocrats.
 
2013-03-07 08:20:00 AM  
Rick Santorum warned us this would happen.
 
Skr
2013-03-07 08:43:53 AM  
Sounds like a word problem in a statistics course.
 
2013-03-07 08:44:52 AM  

Smashed Hat: Rick Santorum warned us this would happen.


I imagine he warned us something much worse was going to happen, because if he warned people that legalizing gay marriage would cause gay people to marry and legalizing marijuana would cause people to sell marijuana then the appropriate response would be "That's the joke point".
 
2013-03-07 08:45:22 AM  
Probably got abotions after Roe v. Wade.
 
2013-03-07 08:45:34 AM  

Smashed Hat: Rick Santorum warned us this would happen.


If only we had listened to him sooner, we could have been jacking it to legal lesbian pot dealers in the 90s.
 
2013-03-07 08:46:11 AM  
Somewhere Pat Robertson has the strangest boner right now.
 
2013-03-07 08:46:22 AM  
What do they do for an encore?
Drive to VA and transvaginally probe each other before getting abortions?
 
2013-03-07 08:48:35 AM  
If only they were practicing witches, too...the resulting reality show would write itself.
 
2013-03-07 08:49:38 AM  
Married people trying to start a business.  Slow news day?
 
2013-03-07 08:49:49 AM  
This is news only to people outside this area.
I'm sure if they work it right they can get a small business loan or minority grant to get started.
 
2013-03-07 08:50:13 AM  

Smashed Hat: Rick Santorum warned us this would happen.


No, he warned us people would start farking their dogs.
 
2013-03-07 08:50:43 AM  
I'm tempted to begin a kickstarter to buy them an armed drone to complete the ensemble.
 
2013-03-07 08:51:10 AM  

kid_icarus: If only they were practicing witches, too...the resulting reality show would write itself.


I assumed they were.
 
2013-03-07 08:52:29 AM  
Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be stoned".
 
2013-03-07 08:52:52 AM  
What will be their signature variety? Dickless Twat?
 
2013-03-07 08:54:56 AM  
Freedom. Use it or lose it.
 
2013-03-07 08:58:34 AM  
Cool!
 
2013-03-07 08:59:48 AM  
So I guess this will all end if the court approves assisted suicide?
 
2013-03-07 08:59:52 AM  
It's a slippery slope...
 
2013-03-07 09:01:52 AM  
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
 
2013-03-07 09:02:22 AM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be stoned".


That's what all my guy friends tell me, oh and they through great dinner parties ; )
 
2013-03-07 09:03:16 AM  
Maybe they just like standing in lines for things at city hall.
 
2013-03-07 09:03:54 AM  
This is an outr.... No, wait, that's pretty damn cool actually.
 
2013-03-07 09:05:38 AM  
I had the hardest time trying to parse this headline. I had to actually read the article for once.
 
2013-03-07 09:05:38 AM  
This has "Fark headline of the year" material and it's not even particularly funny or snarky, just beaming with freedom-y.
 
2013-03-07 09:06:18 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Horsebolt McStabledoor: Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be stoned".

That's what all my guy friends tell me, oh and they through great dinner parties ; )


I promise you they don't.
 
2013-03-07 09:09:00 AM  
The grow facility I used to work for in Longmont, Colorado: run by a Transgender 49 year old who had grown for 30 years prior to it being legal.  Her partner both in business and in the house is a 78 year old Frenchman who lived in Mexico for 20 years as a miner before meeting her at a gold mine in Idaho Springs.  They are both gold miners in addition to being very accomplished weed growers.  They are both extreme right politically, and listen to Rush Limbaugh streaming all day long.  Life is stranger than fiction.
 
2013-03-07 09:09:07 AM  
If only they were Wiccan.
 
2013-03-07 09:09:34 AM  
So, gay married people don't get to claim themselves as married on federal income taxes, since the feds don't consider their marriages legal...
Does that mean they don't have to pay taxes on the income they make through their marijuana business that the feds consider illegal?
 
2013-03-07 09:13:10 AM  

Horsebolt McStabledoor: Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be stoned".


semiaccurate.com
 
2013-03-07 09:15:29 AM  

cygnusx13: tinfoil-hat maggie: Horsebolt McStabledoor: Leviticus 20:13 "A man who lays with another man should be stoned".

That's what all my guy friends tell me, oh and they through great dinner parties ; )

I promise you they don't.


I promise you I make typos : )
 
2013-03-07 09:30:31 AM  
I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.
 
2013-03-07 09:32:57 AM  
So?
 
2013-03-07 09:36:53 AM  

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.


Um, sounds good to me, do I get frequent flyer miles ;)
 
2013-03-07 09:41:04 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Freedom. Use it or lose it.


Go big or go home.
 
2013-03-07 09:56:17 AM  

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.


I'd add live bait to your line, too. You know, cover all your bases.
 
2013-03-07 09:59:33 AM  
We need to make sure they never try to legalize prostitution!
 
2013-03-07 09:59:44 AM  

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.


If it was mandatory to provide an ounce of good weed with every gun sold, it might contribute significantly to public safety. Weed makes me much less punchy, stabby, and shooty.
 
2013-03-07 10:02:42 AM  

JackieRabbit: Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.

I'd add live bait to your line, too. You know, cover all your bases.


Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.
 
2013-03-07 10:05:31 AM  

jso2897: Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.

If it was mandatory to provide an ounce of good weed with every gun sold, it might contribute significantly to public safety. Weed makes me much less punchy, stabby, and shooty.


Pretty much this. And I'm not in a good mood right now so you can infer no weed.
/It's true
/no I don't own a gun
 
2013-03-07 10:05:35 AM  

JackieRabbit: Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.

I'd add live bait to your line, too. You know, cover all your bases.


And sex toys.
 
2013-03-07 10:09:50 AM  
'murica.
 
2013-03-07 10:13:28 AM  

verbaltoxin: 'murica.


It be the greatest, of what I'm not sure but hey we have had domestic tranquility and oh well, just be glad it isn't worse and don't talk about it...
 
2013-03-07 10:14:01 AM  

StrangeQ: Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.


I like it but maybe a few minor changes Food -> computers -> guns from the games -> pot -> books-> food

Sell them over priced food (think movie theater) and now they want to sit down so sell them computers. They play some Call of Duty and think it would be fun to fire the guns in real life so sell them guns. After all that you need to bring them down so sell them weed. Nice and calm again? Sell them books. Keep them in the book store long enough for the munchies to kick in. Sell them food.

let no dollar escape!
 
2013-03-07 10:14:03 AM  

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store


Don't they already have those in Mexico?
 
2013-03-07 10:14:27 AM  
And according to the papers today their next project is to help illegal immigrants become citizens.

/seriously
 
2013-03-07 10:23:41 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: StrangeQ: Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.

I like it but maybe a few minor changes Food -> computers -> guns from the games -> pot -> books-> food

Sell them over priced food (think movie theater) and now they want to sit down so sell them computers. They play some Call of Duty and think it would be fun to fire the guns in real life so sell them guns. After all that you need to bring them down so sell them weed. Nice and calm again? Sell them books. Keep them in the book store long enough for the munchies to kick in. Sell them food.

let no dollar escape!


Yeah but what about the bait?  I'm thinking you could put it after the books and keep the same concept...if they get stoned enough, they wouldn't know the difference.
 
2013-03-07 10:33:02 AM  

GranoblasticMan: JackieRabbit: Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.

I'd add live bait to your line, too. You know, cover all your bases.

And sex toys.


Make it a drive-through.
 
2013-03-07 10:36:18 AM  

GranoblasticMan: JackieRabbit: Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.

I'd add live bait to your line, too. You know, cover all your bases.

And sex toys.


I love creative thinking. I see the makings of a successful chain.
 
2013-03-07 10:37:24 AM  
I would have used the "Spiffy" tag and ended the headline with: "Ta dah!"
 
2013-03-07 10:39:57 AM  

StrangeQ: The Stealth Hippopotamus: StrangeQ: Should also arrange the store in a circular fashion and play a continuous loop of "It's a small world" while people stand on a conveyor belt that goes from bait -> guns -> computers -> books -> pot - > bait.

I like it but maybe a few minor changes Food -> computers -> guns from the games -> pot -> books-> food

Sell them over priced food (think movie theater) and now they want to sit down so sell them computers. They play some Call of Duty and think it would be fun to fire the guns in real life so sell them guns. After all that you need to bring them down so sell them weed. Nice and calm again? Sell them books. Keep them in the book store long enough for the munchies to kick in. Sell them food.

let no dollar escape!

Yeah but what about the bait?  I'm thinking you could put it after the books and keep the same concept...if they get stoned enough, they wouldn't know the difference.


Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?
 
2013-03-07 10:43:17 AM  
The fantasy v.s. The reality
 
2013-03-07 10:54:09 AM  

stonicus: Married people trying to start a business.  Slow news day?


Here's the twist: It's on Thursday.
 
2013-03-07 10:54:15 AM  
The happy couple, now linked hotly.

media.thenewstribune.com
 
2013-03-07 10:55:28 AM  
And to save time finding/packing/working the bong
prohuman.net
 
2013-03-07 11:15:59 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?


marinated in lemon juice then bread crumbed with a touch of whole cumin seed and Im THERE !!!

(a good Californian, New Zealand, or Chillean Chardonnay and Ill do anything you want me to do hehehe, Im easy... If you want to use Australian Ill have to have more than one to agree)
 
2013-03-07 11:28:43 AM  
Two Kims and a pot plant
 
2013-03-07 11:55:19 AM  
High On Forbidden Love© is the title of their underground film trailer
 
2013-03-07 12:14:29 PM  
i don't know, man. there's something fishy about this weed. where'd you get it?
 
2013-03-07 12:36:59 PM  
Well, it is the land of opportunity.
 
2013-03-07 12:52:48 PM  

Slartibartfaster: StoPPeRmobile: Or deep fry. Calamari anyone?

marinated in lemon juice then bread crumbed with a touch of whole cumin seed and Im THERE !!!

(a good Californian, New Zealand, or Chillean Chardonnay and Ill do anything you want me to do hehehe, Im easy... If you want to use Australian Ill have to have more than one to agree)



One person's bait is an others delicacy.
 
2013-03-07 02:50:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-07 03:16:06 PM  
Well good for them.  And now I continue about my day doing what I was going to do anyway, living my life that is in no way, shape, or form affected by this in the least.  Other than to be a little happier to know that even if that could never happen here it does happen somewhere.
 
2013-03-07 04:08:48 PM  

Weaver95: I've always wanted to run a grow operation AND a gun store.  ok, and sell computers and books on the side.  um...shut up.  it's a totally viable business plan.


eddieizzardfans.com

There's a shop in South London which was a very -- it's still there, apparently. It's in Tooting High Street -- and it sells two very disparate items. On one side of the shop -- they put them on different sides, it's great! -- One side is guns, and knives, and harpoons and farking really mean farking weapons. On the other side, there's banjos, and violins, and bassoons, and -- you know about it, don't you? Yeah! It's farking there! And what's the guy doing? "Oh, we're way down in weaponry, but up on banjos this week!"
 
2013-03-07 05:13:52 PM  
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/nttawwt
 
2013-03-07 08:03:42 PM  
who cares?  marijuana is gay

*applause*
 
2013-03-07 08:33:48 PM  
America, f*ck yeah!   :)
 
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