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(Westword)   "He kept hitting my fist with his face" says cop who will not be charged   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 25
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2013-03-07 09:40:38 AM
7 votes:
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2013-03-07 09:22:20 AM
5 votes:

Kyoki: That's Tiffany Middleton on the left with Chevy Chase during the 2008 DNC


I always thought tifany was a girl's name.
2013-03-07 10:46:28 AM
3 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: dready zim: Onkel Buck: Remember gun grabbers when you are done with your latest crusade, these are the only assholes who will still be allowed to have guns. Be careful what you wish for

But at least they won`t be able to use the excuse "We thought he was going for his gun" anymore.

We don`t have this problem here in the UK, where your `horror` scenario is happening i.e. cops have guns and the public don`t. Do you know what effect that has? The police don`t go crazy if they think you may have a weapon and beat the shiat out of you `just in case` and they can`t use that as an excuse so less police are violent. People don`t pull guns on cashiers `just because` etc etc etc

It`s strange but in countries where guns are restricted for the public NONE of the outcomes predicted by gun nuts happen.

You know, it`s almost as though they lie to keep their guns...


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Somebody needs to wipe that crap off of Texas. That's disgusting.
2013-03-07 10:27:38 AM
3 votes:
Stuff like this would NEVER happen in America if we had a *black* President.
2013-03-07 09:46:28 AM
3 votes:
Dude was probably being all truculent and sh*t.
2013-03-07 09:43:43 AM
2 votes:

dready zim: Onkel Buck: Remember gun grabbers when you are done with your latest crusade, these are the only assholes who will still be allowed to have guns. Be careful what you wish for

But at least they won`t be able to use the excuse "We thought he was going for his gun" anymore.

We don`t have this problem here in the UK, where your `horror` scenario is happening i.e. cops have guns and the public don`t. Do you know what effect that has? The police don`t go crazy if they think you may have a weapon and beat the shiat out of you `just in case` and they can`t use that as an excuse so less police are violent. People don`t pull guns on cashiers `just because` etc etc etc

It`s strange but in countries where guns are restricted for the public NONE of the outcomes predicted by gun nuts happen.

You know, it`s almost as though they lie to keep their guns...



Don't you have some Monarch's ass you need to be kissing about now?
2013-03-07 12:44:08 PM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: browntimmy: indarwinsshadow: Oh look. Another cop bashing thread on fark. It must be Thursday.

Yes, can't we all just agree to ignore the egregious corruption and brutal behavior that happens on a daily basis? Let's talk about the heroic stuff they do, like sitting all day in their cars waiting to hand out speeding tickets to moms in mini vans.

Congratulations. You're a biggot. No different than the SFB (sh*t for brains) who thinks all blacks are criminals, all asians talk "chingchong" and are good at math, or any of the other typical bullsh*t people make up to justify their warped views of the world.
Yep. You're an idiot.


Hey at least you get to feel superior. Too bad you lack skills.

Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song
2013-03-07 11:34:21 AM
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: Remember gun grabbers when you are done with your latest crusade, these are the only assholes who will still be allowed to have guns. Be careful what you wish for


So when are the gun owners going to do something about this, rather than just be internet tough guys?
2013-03-07 11:24:32 AM
1 votes:

Weigard: Why does it take three cops to handle someone making a left turn?


It could've been a car full of Nascar fans.  More likely if they made four left turns.
2013-03-07 11:01:46 AM
1 votes:

lilbjorn: It may be time for citizens to start "cleaning up" the police forces in cases like this.  It's abundantly clear that the government never will.


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2013-03-07 10:56:20 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: tricycleracer: Fissile: It's not just Denver, it seems that most cops today are out of control sociopaths.  Have a look at how this Jersey cop punched a fat chick in the face when she touched his arm.

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/cop-punches-wom an -video-envy-night-club-youtube-video-shows-elizabeth-new-jersey-office r-punching

She got off easy.  In Florida, he would have shot her then driven to her house and shot her dog.

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In California, the police were looking for a big, black ex-cop driving a silver pickup, so there first reaction was to shoot up a blue pickup with two little hispanic women inside.   Makes sense, they could have been a large black man pretending to be two little hispanic women.


Conservation of Mass is the law, kid. You got a problem with cops enforcing the law?
2013-03-07 10:49:54 AM
1 votes:
"brutally beat him with federal civil rights violations"

It's not enough that they brutally beat him. It's not enough that they violated his civil rights. But beating him with civil rights violations? That's just awful.
2013-03-07 10:49:39 AM
1 votes:

spentmiles: As a police officer for over three years, I can tell you this much - there's nothing more satisfying than pulling back your elbow after a solid punch and seeing your middle knuckle split wide open, blood running down the back of your hand, the two sides of the flesh folded back like convecting lava.  fark, now I want to hit somebody.


I used to masturbate that way. Just grab li'l Hitler (my pet name for the dick formerly known as Wang Chung) in my left hand chicken choker style and just wail on the knob with my right fist. The endorphin rush is unbelievable. I do recommend you remove any rings with protrusions or stones, though. Going to the veterinarian at three a.m. and forcing them to remove melee from your bell-end at gunpoint is not much fun; hobnobbing with your union rep and IA when the veterinarian files charges is even less fun.

Good thing veterinarians work with dogs though; it's easy to arrange for them to be in the room with a dog named Chopper.

/Case dismissed.
2013-03-07 10:38:01 AM
1 votes:

dready zim: Onkel Buck: Remember gun grabbers when you are done with your latest crusade, these are the only assholes who will still be allowed to have guns. Be careful what you wish for

But at least they won`t be able to use the excuse "We thought he was going for his gun" anymore.

We don`t have this problem here in the UK, where your `horror` scenario is happening i.e. cops have guns and the public don`t. Do you know what effect that has? The police don`t go crazy if they think you may have a weapon and beat the shiat out of you `just in case` and they can`t use that as an excuse so less police are violent. People don`t pull guns on cashiers `just because` etc etc etc

It`s strange but in countries where guns are restricted for the public NONE of the outcomes predicted by gun nuts happen.

You know, it`s almost as though they lie to keep their guns...


blog.moveguides.com
2013-03-07 10:28:53 AM
1 votes:

Fissile: In California, the police were looking for a big, black ex-cop driving a silver pickup, so there first reaction was to shoot up a blue pickup with two little hispanic women inside.   Makes sense, they could have been a large black man pretending to be two little hispanic women.


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Turns out it was two hispanic midgets pretending to be a large black guy.
2013-03-07 10:05:29 AM
1 votes:

indarwinsshadow: Oh look. Another cop bashing thread on fark. It must be Thursday.


Yep, which means tomorrow we have mugshots of those unlucky enough to run into the same cops and make more snarky comments.  Then the next day cats.
2013-03-07 09:59:26 AM
1 votes:

liam76: Kyoki: That's Tiffany Middleton on the left with Chevy Chase during the 2008 DNC

I always thought tifany was a girl's name.


Don't say the to his face.
2013-03-07 09:58:36 AM
1 votes:

simon_bar_sinister: What do you expect from the P.D. that wears t-shirts that read "We 'beat' the crowd!".
There was a pic here some time ago. Surprised no one has posted it yet.


This one?

rlv.zcache.com
2013-03-07 09:52:43 AM
1 votes:
"Well sir, I don't see any reason to detain you any further. I'm quite sorry to have bothered you. Good day."

/said no cop, ever, anywhere.
2013-03-07 09:42:31 AM
1 votes:
Isolated incident.
2013-03-07 09:14:26 AM
1 votes:
cops got 99 problems but getting in trouble ain't one....
2013-03-07 09:13:25 AM
1 votes:

Kyoki: [www.ttellc.net image 809x607]

That's Tiffany Middleton on the left with Chevy Chase during the 2008 DNC. I posted this in the last thread on this subject. I'm not even a bit surprised at this decision and the DPD actions.


I love how cops, just like any other gang, start indoctrinating young. Look at the little bacon bit in the back--is he 15?
2013-03-07 09:01:41 AM
1 votes:
That'll teach him to have an invisible gun.
2013-03-07 08:56:53 AM
1 votes:
Stop hitting yourself.
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Why don't you stop hitting yourself?

2013-03-07 08:54:38 AM
1 votes:
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