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(Guardian)   Study says eating too much bacon will kill you, but will be worth it a million times over   ( divider line 52
    More: Obvious, University of Zurich, bowel cancer, eating, bacon sandwich, heart  
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3162 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2013 at 8:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-07 05:22:52 PM  

dragonchild: You're supposed to eat it, not smoke it.

But half the fun is keeping it lit.

dragonchild: And you can't cure what's already dead.

Sure you can. I cure it from a condition of untasty-dead and make it tasty-dead.
2013-03-07 09:23:44 PM  
From the study itself:

ConclusionsThe results of our analyses suggest that men and women with a high consumption ofprocessed meat are at increased risk of early death, in particular due to cardiovasculardiseases but also to cancer. In this population, reduction of processed meat consumption toless than 20 g/day would prevent more than 3% of all deaths. As processed meatconsumption is a modifiable risk factor, health promotion activities should include specificadvice on lowering processed meat consumption.

ONLY 3% REDUCTION??!! THAT'S IT?! Fark that! I read this as I need to eat more bacon as I would have a 97% chance of living! BACON WILL SAVE US ALL!
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