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		Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish a five-foot cross out of the pond that the village atheist tossed in there, he'll biatch for a lifetime (dailymail.co.uk)		18
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GoldDude		2013-03-07 10:12:56 AM

2 votes:

"Of course every one has their opinions but Mr Pickard could have could about this in a different way"

A different way:
www.artcriesout.com

WhippingBoy		2013-03-07 08:27:25 AM

2 votes:

Itstoearly: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"

In America, the term is "Palin-American".

MyKingdomForYourHorse		2013-03-07 08:10:20 AM

2 votes:

Daily Fail, with sweat and dead mans ball

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2013-03-07 07:44:20 AM

2 votes:

Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

hardinparamedic		2013-03-07 07:24:57 AM

2 votes:

Another Dump taken on the internet for everyone else to smell thanks to the Daily Fail.

timsellers.net

Priapetic		2013-03-07 12:54:36 PM

1 votes:

ImmaHoopyFrood: I thought it was:

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

No, it's light a man a fire, and you warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, you warm him the rest of his life.

hardinparamedic		2013-03-07 09:10:44 AM

1 votes:

Shmopee: //Also, on the outside chance the Christians are right, that means Gandhi is burning in the hellfire and I am NOT okay with that.

Gandhi was kind of a dick. He spoke pretty highly of our good friend Adolf after WWII because of how badly he stuck it to the French and British.

Shmopee		2013-03-07 08:27:34 AM

1 votes:

jso2897: Itstoearly: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"

Yes, of course. Unlike religion, atheism isn't an ironclad guarantee of not being an asshole.

The snark! It burns! +1 to you, sir.

Burr		2013-03-07 08:25:04 AM

1 votes:

/life is too short to be angry all the time

Burr		2013-03-07 08:23:01 AM

1 votes:

Itstoearly: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"

You win this time....but I will be back!

vaakenjab		2013-03-07 08:22:28 AM

1 votes:

I would place a small wager that if the local Muslim group erected a mini minaret with a loudspeaker that called people to prayer 5 times a day on public property, the Christians would certainly have a thing or two to say.

jso2897		2013-03-07 08:22:23 AM

1 votes:

Itstoearly: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"

Yes, of course. Unlike religion, atheism isn't an ironclad gaurantee of not being an asshole.

Molavian		2013-03-07 08:21:01 AM

1 votes:

Asshole people problems.

Itstoearly		2013-03-07 08:19:11 AM

1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"

BraveNewCheneyWorld		2013-03-07 08:18:33 AM

1 votes:

While six people said they did object to the cross's position on the green, 21 residents said they did not.

He added: 'I do not accept the validity of this voting process and I will not yield to the obvious arrogance of the church.'

Yeah, it's the church that's being "arrogant". The guy's just a childish, sore loser with too much time on his hands.

ImmaHoopyFrood		2013-03-07 08:13:25 AM

1 votes:

I thought it was:

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

kwame		2013-03-07 08:12:24 AM

1 votes:

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?

Nominations are taken and the person selected in a Grump Off.

publikenemy		2013-03-07 07:40:04 AM

1 votes:

FTA: 'I am not religious, but it doesn't bother me if someone wants to plant a cross on the green. What I do think is that the gentleman should have gone about it in a different way.'

We have a rational thinker here...string em up

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