ImmaHoopyFrood: I thought it was:Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day.Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Rufus Lee King: Listen, if that sodding git, or whatever term they use over there, is 82 years old, he must have witnessed first-hand the things that Nazis were doing. He wants to act like one of them?
Fausts Fist: He also took what can be assumed was a veritable petri dish of STDs from Mary of Magdala and nobody ever heard him complain about the itchies. So yeah right there with you.
Shmopee: Oliver Twisted: CheatCommando: Shmopee: jso2897: Itstoearly: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Is Village Atheist an appointed or elected position?It's the new politically correct term for "village idiot"Yes, of course. Unlike religion, atheism isn't an ironclad guarantee of not being an asshole.The snark! It burns! +1 to you, sir.I say we try to be a little more understanding of the poor oppressed Christians. I mean anyone who practices ritual symbolic cannibalism to appease their zombie God is already a little bit "special" right?You need to study up on religion if you want your snark to be accurate. "Zombie God"? Give that one some thought.John 3:10 "I and the Father are one"I Corinthians 15:4 "He was buried, and he was raised from the dead on the third day, just as the Scriptures said."Jesus said I am Lord and then rose from the dead after three days... I'd say "Zombie God" about covers it...
SmackLT: The church should have kept the cross on their own property.The guy was an asshole for tearing it down and throwing it into a pond.
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