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(NJ.com)   If you write threats on a rock and throw it through a judge's window, either learn how to spell or try to vary your misspellings   (nj.com) divider line 17
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2013-03-07 07:31:34 AM
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Points for politeness.
 
2013-03-07 07:40:36 AM
And if you wonder who I be, it's me it's me, it's Ernest T.!
 
2013-03-07 07:41:27 AM
I know this guy isn't the sharpest windowbreakinstone in whatever placewindowbreakinstones are kept, but why did he admit guilt after the misspellings matched?

Doesn't seem like guilt would be obvious from that.
 
2013-03-07 07:46:37 AM
i've tried them all and walmart makes the best magic markers to write on rocks.
 
2013-03-07 07:48:19 AM

I sound fat: I know this guy isn't the sharpest windowbreakinstone in whatever placewindowbreakinstones are kept, but why did he admit guilt after the misspellings matched?

Doesn't seem like guilt would be obvious from that.


It's probably not enough on it's own to get a conviction, true, but the kind of person that doesn't know how to spell 'evil' isn't going to know that.
 
2013-03-07 07:49:27 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-07 07:54:03 AM
Looks like the work of a Tabagger.
 
2013-03-07 07:54:26 AM
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
 
2013-03-07 08:03:06 AM
s3.postimage.org
 
2013-03-07 08:43:05 AM
Rock, paper, scissors?
 
2013-03-07 08:57:32 AM
Rok
 
2013-03-07 09:00:59 AM
He did this while pining away for his Sweet Romena. Was the Judge an Englishter?
 
2013-03-07 09:12:41 AM
Judge Constance Harm?
 
2013-03-07 10:20:25 AM
Y'all are brutalizing him!

/Run Dennis Run!
//I hope one of Dennis' charges was "menacing".
 
2013-03-07 12:11:39 PM
That's why I write all my death threats in MS Word.
 
2013-03-07 12:34:54 PM
I write all my death threats on tiny pebbles.  They harmlessly bounce of the windows and never get seen.  I get satisfaction in realizing nothing gets hurt.
 
2013-03-08 02:31:17 AM

skinink: I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.


*giggle* "Your last name is an adverb."
And yet, still the best Batman.
 
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